Left: Wit and more
(Toledo, OH) The Bard was not only a prolific playwright but also one of the quickest wits in his - or any - generation.
With that in mind, be sure to check out this random generator of insults penned by William Shakespeare.
Here is the first insult that rose as a virtual challenge to my site trespassing (taken from All's Well That Ends Well:
"Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee."
Enjoy thee this villainous abominable misleader of youth!
(swiped from Hamlet, Act II)