Jun 30, 2006

Backyard Visitor

(Toledo OH) What I thought at first glance was a cardinal turned out to be a type of house finch near one of my bird feeders today.

This male house finch has bright red plumage; his female counterpart lacks the distinctive ruby red feathers. Unlike many birds by my feeder, he allowed me to get quite close before taking flight.

House finches (Carpodacus mexicanus) were originally native to the southwestern US, and became prized by eastern bird afficianados for their complex, beautiful songs. They were illegally marketed as "Hollywood Finches," and were released by pet shop owners in order to avoid posecution for violating wild bird ordinances.

In the wild they began to spread into the rest of the country in the early- to mid-20th century, and have displaced eastern Purple finches in many areas.

Click here for a sample of the male house finch call.

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The truth that many people never understand, until it is too late, is that the more you try to avoid suffering the more you suffer because smaller and more insignificant things begin to torture you in proportion to your fear of being hurt. --Thomas Merton

Jun 29, 2006

New Feature: "John Watch"

prostitute Left: A female on Champlain near Mulberry beckons to passing cars on June 29, 2006 at 5:23 pm

(Toledo, OH) A few weeks ago a fellow Toledoan suggested that bloggers might use their websites to highlight neighborhood crime, bringing attention to ongoing problems through citizen journalism.

The result of this brainstorming is "John Watch," in which I will document street-level solicitation in Toledo neighborhoods.

Left: Male driver of the pictured vehicle drives away on northbound Champlain with the woman, 5:25 pm

I am in the process of refining this series, and I will likely bring a driver in the future. I found it difficult to simultaneously drive, take photographs, and catch all the pertinent details.

The Ohio license plate of the light-green sedan had a vanity phrase "XXXXXXX." Note: I am removing license plate numbers from this series under legal advice.

I did not get a good look at the driver of the vehicle, and I was not able to recognize the brand and model of the vehicle. Perhaps a more savvy reader will be able to pinpoint the type of vehicle.

I am desirous to get feedback on improving this series, as well as problem areas that could be highlighted. Think of this as an interactive series that is akin to TV's COPS, only in a blog format.

Middle East Veers Toward Wider War

Empty Palestinian parliament Left: Portraits of detained Hamas politicians in the empty Palestinian parliament; photo courtesy of Muhammed Muheisen/AP

(West Bank) Israeli troops arrested Palestinian ministers and lawmakers from the ruling Hamas party on Thursday, while simultaneously pushing forward with a military campaign in Gaza designed to win the release of an Israeli soldier held by militants.

Israel reoccupied areas of southern Gaza yesterday, bombing bridges and an electricity plant in an attempt to pressure Palestinian militants to free abducted soldier Gilad Shilat. Electricity for half of Gaza has been severed, and supplies of fuel and food have been halted to the region.

Israeli jets also flew over the summer house of Syrian president Bashar al-Assad yesterday. The move was ostensibly a show of force against a country that has been accused of harboring senior members of Hamas in the past.

State-run Syrian television said two Israeli fighters had flown over the country’s Mediterranean coast in an “aggressive act and a provocation," claiming that “national air defences opened fire in the direction of the planes, and they dispersed."

UN Secretary General Kofi Annan warned of the danger that the conflict in Gaza and the West Bank will spread across the Middle East.


"The Israeli government has a responsibility to protect its citizens, but it has to do so with restraint and, of course, it is understandable that they would want to go after those who [had] kidnapped the soldier," he said. "But it has to be done in such a way that civilian populations are not made to suffer."

The Israeli human rights organization Btselem warned that cutting eletricity would jeopardize water supplies and health care for civilian non-combatants.

"Israel has the right to all legal measures to free the abducted soldier, Corporal Gilad Shalit," the group wrote on its website. "However, Israel must refrain from using measures which contravene International Humanitarian Law, which categorically prohibits all sides to a conflict from attacking 'objects indispensable to the survival of the civilian population.'"

A Hamas official described Israel's detention of the Palestinian legislators as "hostage-taking," but would not discuss whether Hamas would turn over an Israeli soldier for the release of the arrested politicians.

"It is premature to discuss this matter," Osama Hamdan said. "If the Israelis want to trade them [the Hamas politicians] for the soldier then let them say it frankly and then we will react."

Also, a body found early Thursday near the Gaza town of Ramallah was identified as that of 18-year-old Eliyahu Yitzhak Asheri, a West Bank settler seized by Palestinian militants.

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What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy? --Mahatma Gandhi

Jun 28, 2006

WSPD's Fred LeFebvre Equates Finkbeiner with Hitler

Carty Finkbeiner(Toledo, OH) In the latest war of words between News-Talk WSPD 1370-AM and Toledo Mayor Carty Finkbeiner, morning host Fred LeFebvre repeatedly compared the mayor with Adolf Hitler.

LeFebvre said that the mayor's "dictatorial" style was the reason he equated the two, citing the confrontation between ex-police chief Jack Smith and Finkbeiner as the latest in a series of examples of supposed mayoral tyranny.

Several callers phoned in to complain, but LeFebvre continued to make the comparison.

"Fred - how many people did the mayor kill?" asked one caller.

"None!" replied LeFebvre before hanging up on the guest and reminding listeners that they need not call the show if they were going to excuse Finkbeiner's behavior as "passion" for excellence.

Fred LeFebvreLeft: WSPD's Fred LeFebvre

The dispute stems from earlier comments made by Finkbeiner alleging that LeFebvre was a "liar" who dispensed "half-truths" during a heated debate about a proposed bike path in South Toledo.

In response, WSPD afternoon host and program director Brian Wilson "banned" Finkbeiner from appearing on air. The mayor then "banned" WSPD from press conferences, and mayoral spokesman Brian Schwartz denied entry to WSPD reporters at a later press conference in which city officials - not the mayor - were speaking.

Such exchanges do not benefit the city, but as a journalist I must add that the drama that seems to follow Carty Finkbeiner means that many local news people need never worry about steady work.

Hookers, Rats, and Drugs: Life at 901 Colburn

901 colburn (Toledo, OH) Lillian Barringer is fed up about the house at 901 Colburn.

“I almost can’t stand to be here any more,” she said. “The mice and rats from that place are bad enough, but there are people going in there to do drugs. Sometimes they set up shop and sell them right out of the house.”

Barringer said that her complaints bring no response from the city.

“I have called every city department to get something done about that place, but nothing ever happens,” she said, noting that the two-family house has been vacant for at least four years. “Why should my granddaughter have to grow up around a dangerous building like that?”

Angry residents in the vicinity of South and the Trail have been talking about taking matters into their own hands, said Barringer.

“I am afraid that somebody will decide to burn the place down to get rid of it,” she said. “I don’t want my house to go up in flames at the same time, but it wouldn’t be the first time that people solved a problem by burning down an abandoned house.”

The property is owned by an Inkster, MI man named Nelson White, and efforts to contact him were unsuccessful. Neighbor Angela Morgan said that she is not surprised.

“This person is the typical absentee landlord who invests nothing in the property and lives far away,” she said. “He doesn’t care what goes on in the place, and no one’s been out here to work on it in years. This would be a great street if it wasn’t for that house.”

Morgan said that prostitutes have been known to frequent the building, and that feral cats are in the house.

“The dog warden said that they won’t come out for cats,” she said. “It’s like a jungle on the outside of that house, and a zoo on the inside.”

On the day the ABLE Squad visited, two windows and one door were unsecured, providing easy access to intruders. Clothing, empty food and beverage containers, and a radio provided evidence of recent inhabitation by unauthorized persons.

Morgan is concerned that local children may be in danger from the property.

“There is a rope hanging from the tree in back, and we are constantly chasing away kids who want to play there,” she said. “I worry that one of those kids might hurt themselves on that tree or in the garbage that’s in the yard.”

This article is part of a regular feature I write for the Toledo Free Press called the ABLE Squad - "Abandoned Buildings Looking for Entrepreneurs."

Jun 27, 2006

On Flag Burning, Desecration, and Unctuous Politicians

burning flag (Toledo, OH) I watch with disgust as members of the United States Senate waste time trying to outdo each other with versions of legislation concerning the "desecration" of the American flag.

The GOP seeks to get a constitutional amendment banning flag-burning and other physical acts that "desecrate" the flag, while Senate Democrats produced an alternate amendment with similar language.

As an American I have been raised to respect the flag, and I treat my own flag with the honor it deserves. I would never consider burning or marring the symbol most representative of American ideals.

The American flag, however, is not "sacred," and thus cannot be "desecrated." It is a secular icon conceived by political leaders who sought to embody certain philosophical beliefs in an easily recognizable form.

Nothing more.

The providential idea that God somehow worked through the fingers of Betsy Ross to create a sacred object in the American flag is derisible, as well as just being bad historical analysis. Religious extremists can believe what they want, but they should not be allowed to hijack the US Constitution for their own delusional fantasies.

If protesters decide that they can best communicate their points with a burning flag, so be it. I will boo them loudly and go about my business knowing that they have likely turned off 95 percent of people who might otherwise listen to what they say.

Moreover, the forbidden fruit syndrome is likely the unintended consequence of banning flag-burning, as the very fact that something is outlawed will, in turn, bring about more of the repulsive behavior.

Much like the failed "Marriage Protection Amendment," the flag protection amendments are the worst sort of cheap electoral politics, and are also of dubious legal standing. Senators, however, are keen to show voters just how patriotic they think they are, rather than addressing the problems for which we ostensibly elected them.

Dear U.S. Senate: Get to work on substantive issues, and cease with the transparent demagoguery. You can best demonstrate your patriotism by acting like responsible legislators instead of mealymouthed rogues.

Toledo Police Chief Jack Smith Resigns

Left: Police chief Jack Smith; photo courtesy of Owens.edu

(Toledo, OH) Only six months into his role as police chief, Jack Smith will be returning to the position of captain tomorrow morning.

The soon-to-be ex-chief got into a "heated" altercation with Toledo Mayor Caty Finkbeiner this morning. When the exchange veered toward a physical confrontation, another unnamed city employee stepped in and separated the men.

One of my contacts in police headquarters said that he is surprised that Smith lasted as long as he did.

"Both men are extremely hard-nosed, and as much as I like Jack, the relationship was doomed from the start," he said, requesting anonymity. "It was only a matter of time before this happened, because Carty has no diplomatic skills."

The argument apparently centered around gang activity in the North End. Captain Smith defended his department's actions with regard to gangs after the mayor challenged the department's effectiveness.

More as this story develops...

Iran Rejects Talks With US

Left: Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, courtesy of GlobalSecurity.org

(Tehran) Supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said Iran does not need talks with the US over its controversial nuclear enrichment program because the nation would gain nothing through such aforum, Iranian state television reported today.

Washington has said it will join EU states in talks with Iran if Tehran agrees to halt uranium enrichment, but Iran appears to be holding the line on gaining recognition of its right to produce enriched uranium.

"Negotiations with the United States would have no benefit for us, and we do not need them," state television quoted Khamenei as telling Senegalese President Abdoulaye Wade. "We do not negotiate with anybody on achieving and exploiting nuclear technology. But if they recognize our nuclear rights, we are ready to negotiate about controls, supervisions and international guarantees."

US officials believe Iran is enriching uranium in order to produce nuclear weapons, but Tehran claims it is only interested in peaceful energy purposes. A a signatory to the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty (NPT), Iran is entitled to pursue such technology.

Iran has yet to reply to the incentives package presented on June 6. The package offers the lifting of some sanctions and other economic incentives, as well as a promise of US and EU nuclear technology for Iran.

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--Albert Schweitzer

Jun 26, 2006

Colombia Deadliest Country for Trade Union Leaders

(Washington, DC) Colombia remains the deadliest nation on earth for trade unionists, according to a new report by the AFL-CIO Solidarity Center.

“The report reveals a reality for Colombian workers that is riddled with threats, violence, illegal detentions, impunity, legal limitations, abuses of hiring laws, illegal dismissals and a system of governmental authorities that fails to protect workers from further violations or to remedy the existing ones,” said Linda Chavez-Thompson, executive vice president of the AFL-CIO.

The report estimates that 4,000 trade unionists have been murdered in Colombia since the mid-1980s, with more than 2,000 victims since 1991.

According to Escuela Nacional Sindical (ENS), 70 trade unionists were killed in 2005, while another 260 received death threats. In addition, 56 Colombian union leaders were detained without cause, seven survived attacks in which explosives or firearms were used, six were kidnapped, and three disappeared.

Olmert Vows Retaliation for Seized Soldier

Left: Abducted Israeli soldier Gilad Shalit, courtesy of Reuters

(Tel Aviv) Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert gave the Hamas government of Palestine 48 hours to bring about the return of a captured Israeli soldier, or face what he described as a "comprehensive and protracted operation."

Olmert also said he held the entire Palestinian leadership responsible for the safety of the soldier, tank gunner Corporal Gilad Shalit, who was seized in a cross-border raid early Sunday. Two other Israeli soldiers were killed in the attack on outposts.

Hamas spokesman Sami Abu Zuhri said the attack was a joint operation between his organization, the Popular Resistance Committees, and a group calling itself the Islamic Army.

Zuhri said the coordinated action was revenge for Israel's "massacre of our children and for its assassination of Popular Resistance Committees leader, Jamal Abu Samhadana."

Neither side seems likely to back down at this juncture, as the stakes have been raised to such a level that any concessions are likely to be viewed as a sign of weakness. Without immediate intervention from neutral diplomats, I can forsee no outcome beyond the war-like scenario hinted at by Olmert.

The Hamas government, already reeling from the US-led effort to deprive the infusion of cash to the Palestinian authority, may view the attacks as a way to unify Palestinian factions in the face of an imminent Israeli threat. If Hamas caves in to the Israeli demand - a big "if," as political chaos in Palestine is high at the moment - the party will be seen as traitors by many of their supporters.

Israel, on the other hand, cannot idly sit back and allow its troops to be attacked without reprisal. Olmert and his Kadima party can ill afford to be accused of being soft on terror by right wing war hawks in the Knesset.

About 40 hours remain before the deadline passes.

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I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have plenty of music. It seems to infuse strength into my limbs and ideas into my brain. Life seems to go on without effort, when I am filled with music.
--George Eliot

Jun 25, 2006

Timberstone Group Hopes to Restore Deveaux Village to Former Glory

(Toledo, OH) High profile commercial renovation projects such as Southwyck and Westgate have dominated the news in recent months.

The Deveaux Village Shopping Center, however, has quietly entered a period of renewal that its new owners hope will restore the area to its former prominence. The center is located on the corner of Sylvania Avenue and Douglas Road in West Toledo.

The Timberstone Group purchased the primary commercial strip in 2005, and plans to complete the exterior renovation by the end of summer, said Gary Yunker, spokesman for Timberstone.

“We have committed about $2 million in exterior and interior improvements to the site,” he said. “We are currently working with a company that owns a sports pub that wants to move to the front corner, and we have also received a number of intriguing queries from potential tenants.”

The group owns three of the six parcels on the site, which has been a retail destination since 1959. Yunker said that the group intends to also acquire the vacant FoodTown building.

“That site was one of FoodTown’s best locations before the Spartan deal,” he said of the 2000 merger between the grocery firms. “We are talking with a major grocery chain at the moment, and hope to put together an incentive package with the city to lure them to this location.”

The surprise closing of the FoodTown store in 2003 – which was a result of restructuring by a debt-ridden Spartan Stores, Inc. - saw the beginning of a period of decline for the center, said Yunker. The center also suffered from the loss of the Blessed Sacrament Community Center in 2004.

Timberstone incorporated in July 2003 as a construction company , later adding real estate development and construction management divisions. The firm uses a mix of bank loans and private equity to fund its projects, although Yunker declined to provide specific figures on annual investment or development activity by Timberstone.

Among the more prominent projects the firm has recently taken on include the Bartley Lofts condominiums at Washington and Ontario and the Talmadge Town Center at Talmadge and Sylvania.

The center had been owned by the Charles Johnson family until the sale last year. At one point the land was an unincorporated area known as “Johnson’s Island” before the city annexed the land.

Timberstone has plans to expand the available retail space in the center.

“We plan to construct a building on the outlot next to the old Friendly’s,” he said, referring to the vacated restaurant and ice cream business. “We have also subdivided some of the larger units in the strip into smaller spaces.”

Yunker said that the group intends to keep the Deveaux Village name for the immediate future.

“At some point we might entertain a name change, but the Deveaux name is synonymous with the area,” he said.

Candidate Claims the Devil is Against Him

Left: John Jacob, courtesy of Deseretnews.com

(Salt Lake City, UT) A candidate for the Republican nomination for a Utah congressional seat believes that Satan is behind a series of recent setbacks that he has faced.

John Jacob, a businessman challenging incumbent Rep. Chris Cannon, said that he cannot find another explanation for his woes.

"There's another force that wants to keep us from going to Washington, D.C.," he said. "It's the devil is what it is. I don't want you to print that, but it feels like that's what it is."

His efforts to finance his campaign through business deals were the first sign that a demonic presence could be undermining the run for Congress, said Jacob.

"You know, you plan, you organize, you put your budget together and when you have 10 things fall through, not just one, there's some other, something else that is happening," he told the Salt Lake Tribune. "I don't know who else it would be if it wasn't him. Now when that gets out in the paper, I'm going to be one of the screw-loose people."

Jacob, a member of the Mormon Church, has made the claim on at least two occasions. He told the Tribune that the purported satanic intervention is a function of his pure motives.

"We have a country that was created by our Heavenly Father and it was a country that had a Constitution and everyone who came to America had strong faith. If that can be destroyed that would be the adversity," he said. "Whether you want to call that Satan or whoever you want to call it, I believe in the last eight months I've experienced that."

Jun 24, 2006

On Greener Pastures and Happiness

(Toledo, OH) A person I know has made a decision to leave her spouse and children for another relationship. The details are unimportant, as similar stories have been told many times, and this person is unlikely to read these words.

I write, however, for those who might be on the fence, blinded by the infatuatory rush of a new love that hits the nervous system with a kick greater than any opiate.

I have screwed up more than a few things in life, but I have learned at least one thing from my mistakes: happiness can be achieved no matter where you are. It is an individual, conscious decision to find reasons to be glad for the day.

I had a perfect moment today while my children were splashing at a community pool. A red-bellied woodpecker landed about ten feet away, staring down at me from a nearby tree. The bird preened, looked about, and flew away about a half-minute later.

There was nothing particularly noteworthy about the event, and yet I knew that I had momentarily achieved that elusive state of kensho taught in Zen Buddhism.

Perhaps if you invested an equivalent amount of time and effort in your current relationship you might find that life with your significant other is not such a burden. Better still, look for the redeeming qualities in your relationship instead of dwelling on petty faults.

For one moment, consider the fact that your decision to end a relationship may have long-reaching consequences that affect many other people. Can you honestly say that any children in the picture will benefit from a divorce or separation? If not, your decision might be selfish in nature, and maybe you might want to think about putting other people first.

I know that there are some abusive people on the planet, and I am not advocating that people should be forced to stay in a situation that is dangerous or unhealthy.

Such scenes, however, are not the norm, and most of us know at least one relationship that broke down because one (or both) parties became so self-absorbed that the union collapsed under the weight of inflated egos.

Remember: the relationship is not always about you. When is the last time you gave your spouse a back rub, or cooked a favorite meal for that person? When did you last walk up and whisper in your lover's ear: "I think you are REALLY sexy today!"

Finally, consider that kindness extended to others without expectation of reward can be a path to happiness itself, and that taking steps to improve the lives of others is the mark of the divine.

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Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby,
So why don't you kill me?
--Beck

Jun 23, 2006

On Terrorist "Wannabes" and al-Qaeda

Left: Sears Tower, courtesy of CBS News

(Toledo, OH) The news that federal agencies rooted out seven suspected domestic terrorists should have caused me to breathe a sigh of relief. After all, people with plans to create an event "just as good or greater than 9/11" - including the destruction of the Sears Tower in Chicago - must be just the sort of terrorist thugs we want removed from danger, right?

Yet as I sit in my middle class home with my middle class family in the middle-sized city in which we live, I cannot help but wonder if the self-congratulatory words of Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez ring hollow.

Are these legitimate terror threats, or a group of morons with delusions of grandeur? Worse still, perhaps these men have been deliberately enticed by foreign terrorists as easily-spotted decoys, drawing attention away from "real" terrorists.

Then, of course, we have the conspiracy theory, in which a government hell-bent on maintaining a state of fear finds suckers who travel a little too close to the zone of zealous criminality, and entraps them in a fuzzily-constructed "plot" to commit domestic acts of terror.

I was also intrigued with the information that the would-be Miami terrorists sought an advance of $50,000 from the government informant who posed as an al-Qaeda operative. I have a nagging suspicion that these "terrorists" might have been trying to shake down al-Qaeda for some fast cash.

These days I no longer know what to believe.

The Miami case bears considerable similarity to the case of the Toledo terror suspects arrested in February this year. Both cases involve a group of men who allegedly talked the game of terrorism, but whose plans did not seem to have progressed beyond rhetoric.

The government trumpets these cases as terror plots "nipped in the bud," and perhaps they are correct. A part of me - the part that has listened to blithering idiots on the next barstool, or nutty coworkers with crazy schemes - wonders if these groups of arrested men truly represented a threat to our nation, or if they were a group of two-bit nobodies talking smack.

Dangerous Staph Bug Traced to Unlicensed Tattoo Artists

Left: Human MRSA infection

(Atlanta, GA) The popularity of unlicensed tattoo artists is being linked with outbreaks of the potentially deadly bacterial infection methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA), according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).

MRSA is a strain of the Staphylococcus aureus bacterium that has developed antibiotic resistance to all drugs in the penicillin family.

44 tattoo customers in Ohio, Kentucky and Vermont developed skin infections traced to 13 unlicensed tattoo artists in the last two years.

Symptoms of MRSA infection range from skin boils to necrotizing fasciitis, sometimes referred to as "flesh-eating disease" in the popular press. MRSA infections have been combatted in the past decade with the antibiotic vancomycin, but vancomycin-resistant staphyloccocus has increasingly appeared in the past five years.

MRSA infections can be transmitted from person to person by contact with draining sores, through contact with contaminated items, and in some cases from animals infected with MRSA.

Occasionally staphylococci can enter the body and cause serious and sometimes fatal conditions such as blood infections or pneumonia.

The CDC found that the unlicensed tattoo artists did not practice necessary hygiene practices, and that instead of doing the work in tattoo parlors, the body art was done in the homes of the tattooists or the recipients, or in public parks.

Unlicensed artists have increased in popularity due to their ability to charge lower prices than licensed commercial tattoo operators.

Rapid Rhetoric: ADSCITITIOUS

This is an irregular feature - both in frequency and oddness - dedicated to a word I came across that I have never previously used.

adscititious - adj. derived or acquired from something outside; not inherent to a person or object.

The word is of Latin origin - ad + scire ("to know"), which later evolved into adsciscere, which means "to admit" or "to adopt."

Jun 22, 2006

Hilarious - but Sobering - Quiz

Left: Who said it?

(Toledo, OH) At the risk of validating Godwin's Law, I submit to readers a quiz that compares the statements of Adolf Hitler and Ann Coulter.

Follow this link to take the quiz. I was only able to attribute 9 of 14 quotes to the correct person.

Thanks to the ever-brilliant Paula Czarny for the link.

Film Review: Syriana

128 minutes, rated R for violence and language

Those who are looking for pleasant films with tidy, heartwarming endings need read no further. Syriana has none of what you seek.

The film is a disturbing, intelligent work that examines the geopolitical struggle for oil in which we find ourselves. Syriana depicts a world where multinationals compete for limited petroleum supplies, governments curry favor with the corporations, and most of the people on the planet live out their lives trying not to think too hard about the ugly truth.

Those dig too hard for the truth wind up bitter. Or dead.

There are no heroes in the film, as every character exhibits contemtible personality flaws; the business of oil seems to corrupt everyone involved.

This is not a great film, as director Stephen Gaghan's love of interwoven storylines sometimes makes the plot hard to follow. Too often the characters revert to stereotype (greedy CEOs, soulless government operatives, violent Islamists), and the occasional subtitles during Arabic, Farsi, and Urdu conversations tend to be annoyingly placed over bright backgrounds, making dialogue hard to follow.

Still, Syriana is an important work, if for no other reason than for its ability to spark debate. It is bleak, it offers no simplistic solutions, and it is a film that you should rent tonight.

Just don't look to the film as a few hours of escapist diversion, because the questions implicitly asked in the film will stick with you for a long time.

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--Mark Twain

Jun 21, 2006

Waiting Out the Storm

Left: Toledo radar image from 7:45 pm courtesy of Intellicast.com

(Toledo, OH) Lucas County is experiencing its first tornado warning of the year, and as I write this I am cooped up in my basement with my children.

They were a bit reluctant to heed the admonishment to take cover, but did so with a minimum of complaining. They have been brought up in an era when schools reinforce weather drills, and intuitively know that tornado warnings should be taken seriously.

The screaming emergency sirens, however, made the issue a moot point.

My new laptop has an excellent battery, and has only lost 21% of its power in the past 30 minutes. I have been able to track radar, follow the National Weather Service broadcasts, and blog while waiting for the warning to be lifted.

The ability to access up-to-the-minute weather information is much preferred to the old method of waiting for radio stations to provide data in between commercials and programming.

Review: The Empire of the Steppes: A History of Central Asia

Grousset, René (translated by Naomi Walford)

New Brunswick, NJ: Rutgers University Press, 1970, 687 pages


Grousset first published his masterpiece on Central Asia in 1939 on the eve of the Second World War, and perhaps his emphasis on military and political history is a reflection of the turbulent times in which he lived. This sweeping synthesis covers a geographic area from the Iberian to the Korean Peninsulas, and a time span from the Hellenic era through the eighteenth century. Grousset sought to provide readers with an authoritative text that captured the history of nomadic and sedentary peoples across the Eurasian steppes, while creating a work that possesses a lyrical flair.

The author was influenced by historians of the Annales School, as he incorporated research from fields as diverse as archaeology, geology, and linguistics into Empire of the Steppes. Grousset, for example, opened his text with such information as a survey of temperature extremes in Mongolia and a discussion of the effects of the semicircular Altai and Tien Shan mountain ranges on the climate of the steppe. While never reaching the ideal of l'histoire totale so enamored by Braudel, Grousset nonetheless pushed the boundaries of Asian historical discourse in directions previously ignored.

The book follows a chronological schema, beginning with the early history of such groups as the Huns, Scythians, and Samartians and their interactions with cultures that developed written scripts; the author divided the next two sections into the arbitrary categories of “The Jenghiz-Khanite Mongols” and the “Last Mongols.” Grousset used a topical approach within each section to group information, and readers can make use of the detailed table of contents and index to quickly find specific information about a particular group.

The author used a wide variety of European, Arabic, and Chinese sources in his research, and the text reflects this wide reading. The journey of Marco Polo, for example, merits only five pages of summary, a loud signal that Grousset was unconcerned with relying on traditional European sources for his examination of the history of the steppe. His use of linguistic research provides readers with a wealth of useful knowledge, such as the use by Europeans of the term “Cathay” to describe China is derived from a poor transliteration of “Khitan.”
Left: Mongol Empire, circa 1300 CE

A theme that Grousset weaves throughout the book involves the interaction between nomadic peoples – often referred to as “savages,” “hordes,” or “barbarians” - and sedentary cultures. The Chinese and Western European civilizations, in the eyes of the author, were both terrorized by and simultaneously rejuvenated by contact with peoples of the steppe. Grousset claimed that, once “touched by the grace of the bodhisattva,” nomadic peoples of the steppe lost their “Turkish vigor,” “native belligerence,” as well as the ability to defend themselves. The author, however, failed to consider that, despite their nomadic status, the ability of a group such as the Khitan to assemble a 50,000-man army and destroy the imperial forces of China in 936 CE implies a level of sophistication incongruent with a term such as “savage.”

Readers of the text should keep an atlas at ready reference when reading this work, as Grousset’s use of geographical landmarks can be confusing for scholars who do not, for example, know the difference between the Amu Darya and the Syr Darya. The text also suffers from archaic spellings of place and ethnic names; the Uighur are spelled “Uigur,” and the Jurchen become the “Jurchid” in the text. The 1970 English translation, while correcting mistakes from the original, nonetheless did not incorporate material from the previous three decades, and the text has become less reliable in the ensuing period of time.

The text also suffers from an over-reliance on extraordinary historical personages such as Attila, Tamerlane, and Genghis Khan. While such individuals certainly merit inclusion in a historical treatise, a deeper analysis of the source materials could have provided readers with a much more rich social history than the elite-dominated political and military history that fills the pages of this book. Still, the text serves as an excellent outline of and reference to Central Asian history, and should be a mainstay on the shelves of historians and knowledgeable general readers.

Toledo Graduate Looks Forward to West Point

(Toledo, OH) One Toledo area graduate will be changing from the uniform of an all-girls’ school to that of a military cadet in a few weeks.

Catherine Gibbs, who recently graduated from Notre Dame Academy, accepted a prestigious invitation to West Point.

In addition to a 4.4 GPA, status as a National Merit finalist, and recipient of scholarships from schools such as MIT and the University of Michigan, Gibbs is also the only female student in the Toledo area to be selected to the United States Military Academy at West Point.

Only about 15 percent of the Academy’s 4,000 undergraduates are women.

Gibbs said that her decision to accept the candidacy at West Point was a simple one.

“It sounds clichéd, but I really chose the Academy in order to serve my country,” she said. “I believe it’s an opportunity to give back to the country that has given me so many opportunities.”

Gibbs, who plans to major in mathematics or engineering, said that she does not worry about the possibility of being assigned to a combat zone.

“I am prepared to go and do whatever I am asked to do,” she said. “If I am asked to serve in a war zone, I willingly accept that responsibility.”

Catherine’s parents, Kevin and Elizabeth Gibbs of Temperance, MI, stand behind their daughter’s decision.

“It was her choice, and Catherine worked on the lengthy application process for over a year,” said Elizabeth Gibbs. “Just when you thought every possible step had been completed, there would be another two forms.”

One of the most important steps was the endorsement of a Congressional member, and Gibbs was nominated by Michigan senator Debbie Stabenow. Mrs. Gibbs said that her daughter also received an invitation signed by Vice President Dick Cheney to join the Naval Academy.

“We are very proud of what she has accomplished, and I know she will be successful at West Point,” she said.

Like the other military academies, West Point has had some problems with hazing and sexual harassment of women cadets in the past. Gibbs said that these are issues she is not worried about.

Left: West Point Military Academy

“The Academy has very low tolerance for inappropriate behavior, and there is far too much to lose for people to risk their appointments by acting stupid,” she said. “West Point has worked hard to address sexual harassment and hazing, because they know that soldiers won’t follow someone they don’t respect.”

Gibbs attended a seminar at the Academy between her junior and senior years in high school, and was impressed with what she saw at West Point.

“The cadets who run the program are very respectful and work hard to make people feel welcome,” she said. “I look forward to the challenges I will face next year.”

Like anyone entering the military, Academy cadets must go through basic training. Gibbs will arrive in West Point June 26 for the 6-week training, and she discussed the challenges candidates face.

“You are pretty much cut off from the world at first, and you are only allowed to write home – no email, no cell phones, and just an occasional call home,” she said. “They tell us that about the only thing we will be allowed to bring are changes of underwear.”

A few acquaintances, said Gibbs, have expressed reservations about her decision.

“There are a lot of misconceptions about the military academies,” she said. “Most of my friends and immediate family have been supportive, but a few relatives had some doubts. All I can say to them is that this is the right choice for me, and that I believe in serving my country.”

Jun 20, 2006

New Laptop


(Toledo, OH) After receiving an overdue check in the mail today I traveled to Office Depot to check out laptops.

Although I was disappointed with the troublesome A/C cord on my previous Compaq Presario, I could not resist the $455 price tag on a Presario V2000 notebook.

It was a demo, so the sales rep knocked it down from $569.

I lose a little in size, but the machine is about one-half the weight of my Presario 3000.

I know Matt Sussman will be booing the decision, but at $455 (plus a $30 mail-in rebate) I chose economy.

Besides, I am looking for speed, memory, and wireless, and do not need much in the way of video or audio capabilities. Just allow me to type and blog, and I'm golden.

Pythian Castle: Toledo

Photos by historymike

(Toledo, OH) One of my favorite historic buildings in Toledo is the Pythian Castle, located on the corner of Jefferson and Ontario.

The building derived its name from the Knights of Pythias, a fraternal organization that built the structure in 1890.

The building has been vacant since the 1970s when it used to house an art and music community.

The building needs a roof, and much of the interior has been stripped for scrap metal. Yet the Pythian Castle remains one of the most beautiful buildings in Toledo, and awaits an owner with the cash and vision to refurbish it.

Left: Ornate details abound on the exterior of the Pythian Castle

On the day I visited the Castle there were three men completing some sort of transaction on the front steps. They eyed me suspiciously, but continued to conduct business as I took photos.

Dealers and addicts are just temporary visitors to the Castle. Perhaps I will live to see the day when the Gothic structure is once again a thriving building, and when its 185-foot turrets gleam in the summer sun.

Rapid Rhetoric: TARRADIDDLE

This is an irregular feature - both in frequency and oddness - dedicated to a word I came across that I have never previously used.

tarradiddle - n. 1. petty falsehood, lie, or fib. 2. Silly or pretentious speech or writing.

The etymology of the word is murky, but it began to pop up in British literature in the 18th century.

Today's word was passed along by Mac at MacDonald's Animal Farm, an acerbic political cartoon site. He suggested the use of the word to describe the writings of Ann Coulter.

OTA Links

(Toledo, OH) On Tuesdays, I perform my duties as a member of the Open Trackback Alliance and highlight some sites and posts that I found noteworthy on the sites of other members.

Follow this link to learn more about the project, which was developed by Samantha Burns.

Other interesting OTA blogs I visited this week: TMH's Bacon Bits, the unusual Quietly Making Noise, the wacky Mental Rhinorrhea, the wretched hive of scum and Villainy at Pirate's Cove, tales and observations from the Beatnik Samurai known as Stray Dog, the good fun at 7 Deadly Sins, and my must-visit, thrice-daily trips to Liberal Common Sense.

Jun 19, 2006

North Korea Reportedly Fuels Intercontinental Missile


Left: North Korean test of Taepodong-1 missile in 1998

(Pyongyang) The US and Japan warned North Korea today against a missile launch that some sources believe is capable of a test flight that could reach as far as Alaska.

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice warned that "it would be a very serious matter and indeed a provocative act" if North Korea continued its test with what is believed to be a Taepodong-2 long-range ballistic missile.

The United States is meeting with members of the UN Security Council on possible responses if Pyongyang tests such a missile, said UN ambassador John Bolton.

"Right now we are in consultation with various members of the council on what steps might be taken because it obviously would be very serious," Bolton said. "But in any event we are just now in the preliminary consultations phase."

North Korea has often used saber-rattling tactics to gain trade gain concessions from the West, but missile experts believe there is a "90 percent chance" that North Korea fully intends to continue with the launch. Siphoning out the rocket fuel is considered to be a dangerous practice, and leaving the corrosive fuel in the rocket will destroy internal seals.

While there exists a threat North Korea of delivering chemical, nuclear, or biological weapons in the Taepodong-2, some believe that the greater danger in a successful test is that North Korea will be able to market the missile to other countries.

On Rove, Truthout, and Journalistic Ethics

(Toledo, OH) I read with interest the column by Joe Lauria in yesterday's Washington Post. He detailed how reporter Jason Leopold used his name in getting his "scoop" that Karl Rove had been indicted in connection with his role in leaking CIA officer Valerie Plame's name to the media.

Rove, as it later turned out, was not indicted, and Truthout.org looked mighty foolish in running Leopold's story.

Lauria details some of Leopold's sordid past, which makes for titillating reading, but I was more struck by a comment that was attributed to Leopold.

"A scoop is a scoop," wrote Leopold in his memoir, News Junkie. "Other journalists all whine about ethics, but that's a load of crap."

As a working journalist I have been privy to more than a few stories that have been shelved because there was no way to corroborate the information. Journalists who choose to do otherwise sink to the level of gossip columnists, or worse, paid character assassins.

I am no fan of Karl Rove, but he deserves the same treatment as any other subject of an investigative journalist. Leopold, however, is sticking by his story, despite the fact that Fitzgerald publicly denied Rove will be indicted.

He speculates that a federal case numbered "06 cr 128" or "Sealed v. Sealed," is really an indictment of Karl Rove. Of course, Leopold has not actually seen the documents in the sealed case, but assures us that the fact that teh case was filed by the same grand jury hearing the Plame case is "proof" that Rove will be indicted.

Hmmm. I have never worked for an editor who would touch such an unsubstantiated story - no documents, no sources, just intriguing coincidences. Truthout and Leopold have sunk to new lows for themselves, and continue to lose credibility by printing rumor disguised as truth.

Jason Leopold - what price for your soul?

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Jun 18, 2006

Film Review: The Aristocrats

89 minutes, not rated (NR) for its extremely obscene language

Yes, the film came out in 2005. So sue me - I rarely make it to the theater for first-run films anymore, and I am never in a hurry to see films when they arrive on DVD.

Comedy veterans and film creators Penn Jillette and Paul Provenza interviewed over 100 comedians about an old vaudville-era joke. Some of the comedians retell the joke, others dissect the joke, and a few are exposed to the joke for the first time.

The joke itself is designed to shock and disgust the audience, and viewers should be warned that the humor in the film is based upon some of the most vile acts of human degradation one could imagine, including incest, scatalogical humor, and bestiality.

Those whose sensibilities are easily offended should stay far, far away from this film. Don't say that you weren't warned.

The film's strengths are to be found in the analysis of the joke's origins, the examination of the comedic process, and in observing how a variety of comedians approach the joke.

One of the funniest scenes occurs when Billy the Mime tells the joke through pantomime. Gasping for air as I laughed, I had to replay it three times to catch the details I missed. Through the entire skit Billy keeps the same painted smile on his face, and the expressions of people passing by on the street are beyond description.

I also enjoyed Kevin Pollack impersonating Christopher Walken telling the joke and Gilbert Gottfried's infamous rendition of the joke at a celebrity roast for Hugh Hefner, shortly after the terrorist attacks of 9/11.

The joke itself is vulgar, offensive, and not really that funny. The humor is to be found in how comedians try to out-shock each other, or how they turn the joke's format in unusual dirsctions.

Jun 17, 2006

On Tiger Lillies and Time

Photo by historymike

(Toledo, OH) Walking in my garden today I was greeted by the season's first tiger lily, whose orange burst opened in the moonlight as I slept.

These lillies are among my favorite flowers, as they require little maintenance and bring many years of pleasure. You just plant the bulbs, give them a little water, and watch them multiply.

I think of tiger lillies as a July phenomenon, though. Perhaps it is just my middle-aged brain deceiving me, but I associate them with the Fourth of July.

It is only in the last two centuries or so that humans have become dependent upon mechanical devices to keep track of time. Prior to the Industrial Revolution, when mass production of consumer goods became possible, watches and clocks were a sign of wealth, rather than a necessity.

Concurrently, the mechanization that accompanied the Industrial Revolution forced humans to become slaves to time. The time on our watches needs to be synchronized with that of the timekeeping devices of our employers, or we face disciplinary action.

I have worked for employers in which tardiness in excess of five minutes meant an immediate writeup. Such an obsession with punctuality seems almost dehumanizing, but far be it from me to tell that to an employer.

We are not far removed from the days when the blooming of a particular flower such as a tiger lily held great significance to the humans who lived in its vicinity. They might mark this event by planting a particular crop, or using it to gauge some other seasonal milestone.

I have become more attuned to the natural flow of time in the last few years as I have begun to devote myself to what I like to call "experiments in urban agriculture" (although I am still ostensibly a slave to mechanized time).

The annual arrival of raspberries happens near my son's early August birthday, while our lamb's ear plants bloom near the beginning of the school year. The appearance of our roses usually occurs on or around Memorial Day weekend, and is my signal that summer has officially begun.

As I look at my watch, I see that it is 11:47 am. I have to run a lot of errands and knock off quite a few items on my to-do list, but for the moment 11:47 is just a couple of meaningless numbers.

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Eldorado fins, baby, whitewalls and skirts

Rides just like a little bit of heaven here on earth

Well buddy when I die throw my body in the back

And drive me to the junkyard in my Cadillac

--Bruce Springsteen, "Cadillac Ranch"

Jun 16, 2006

An Internal Revenue Service Nightmare

(Toledo, OH) My wife and I are in the process of refinancing our mortgage, and part of the reason we wanted to refinance is to clear up an old debt we have with the Internal Revenue Service.

Years ago I owned some restaurants, and there were some unpaid taxes owed to the IRS for which I became personally responsible as an officer of the corporation. Although my wife was not an officer, she acted in a financial capacity for the company, and an IRS revenue officer later added her to the list of people held personally responsible.

Fair enough, I suppose, as this would also prevent me from shifting all my assets to my wife's name and playing an Enron-esque shell game. Besides, I do feel a moral obligation to pay my debts, and a marriage is "for better or worse."

We have now entered a strange Catch-22 with the IRS due to the fact that, in running credit reports, it appears to the mortgage company that my wife and I have separate debts, and not a joint debt. The IRS has duly been keeping track of my balance as payments are made, but reports my wife's debt at the original amount (about $24,000 including interest and penalties).

Thus, the mortgage company is balking, thinking that there is an extra lien for $24,000. This makes our overall debt look that much higher.

However, I cannot get a cooperative IRS employee to write a simple letter that says my wife's lien will go away the minute my debt is paid (currently a little over $7,000). I spent most of an entire day being trasferred, put on hold, and (at one point) hung up on.

I said to one administrator: "Look - I am just ITCHING to give you this $7,000, and all you have to do is write a quick letter explaining the situation and fax it to my mortgage broker."

The best that this person was willing to do is to put in a request to update my wife's lien, so the amount is identical to the lien in my name.

Oh - best part - "that will take 30-45 days."

At this point I got pretty indignant. I did not cuss, threaten, or act inappropriately toward this person - who gave me an ID number in lieu of an actual name - but I implored her to act like a human being instead of an automaton.

"Look, 75018 [number changed to protect identity] - I know that there are procedures to follow," I said. "Surely there is someone who is authorized to handle such a request."

"No sir," she said. "You will have to wait like everyone else." CLICK.

At this point, representatives of the mortgage broker are huddling, trying to decide how to proceed. They want to refinace us (all the numbers are good), they want to pay my $7,000 debt to the IRS, but they have to abide by their own internal criteria.

This situation is enough to make the most ardent leftist become a gun-toting, government-hating, libertarian revolutionary.

Rapid Rhetoric - KWASHIORKOR

This is an irregular feature - both in frequency and oddness - dedicated to a word I came across that I have never previously used.

Kwashiorkor - n. a form of malnutrition caused by inadequate protein and anti-oxidant intake despite sufficient caloric consumption.

Kwashiorkor occurs most frequently in areas with limited food supply, in times of famine, or where educational levels are low. Those suffering from the disorder generally consume high-carbohydrate, low-protein diets.

The syndrome is characterized by retarded growth, changes in skin and hair pigment, edema, and liver damage, including fatty infiltration, necrosis, and fibrosis.

The word is of West African origin, from one of the Kwa languages of coastal Ghana, and translates roughly as "displaced child" or "one who is displaced." This refers to the fact that the condition tends to set in only after a child has been weaned.

Jun 15, 2006

On Water and Illegal Immigrants

Left: Water aid station near Sierra Vista, AZ, courtesy of Desertinvasion.us.

I read with great dismay the news story about vandals deliberately draining water containers placed in the desert near Tuscon, AZ. A group named Humane Borders maintains the water supplies near areas where illegal immigrants are known to pass.

"We save lives by doing this," said volunteer Frank Saavedra. "I don't know how many, but if it's only one it's worth it."

Unknown persons have dumped out the containers, destroyed flags that mark their location, and have even put bullet holes in them, ostensibly to discourage illegal immigrants from crossing the border.

I recognize the deleterious effects of illegal immigration on the wages of working citizens, and I also understand the anger felt by many residents of states on or near the Mexican border.

I do not understand the mindset of a person who would sabotage a tank to deny a human being a drink of water.

Recently I saw an interview with a representative of anti-immigration group, and he said that providing medical care, water, or food to illegal immigrants was like "feeding a stray dog."

"If you feed them, they will keep coming back," he added.

I am not sure that the canine analogy is accurate (or even appropriate), but if a stray dog appeared on my property, and needed water or a meal, I would give him one. I would then call the Humane Society or the dog warden to deal with the problem.

Vandalizing humane services for illegal immigrants will not stop the flow of people across the border. This phenomenon is driven by the disparity in economic opportunities between the United States and Mexico, and illegal immigration will only end when the standard of living among Mexico's poor improves.

Destroying water supplies will, however, be likely to increase the number of dead bodies in the desert. My hope is that the water station vandals can find better ways to contribute to the problem of illegal immigration than atacking humanitarian efforts.

Jun 14, 2006

Laptop Troubles

(Toledo, OH) My trusty Compaq Presario laptop, which has accompanied me to a wide variety of inhospitable climes (including the October 15, 2005 North Toledo riot) may have finally given up the virtual ghost.

Not only is the power connection on the motherboard fried, but now Windows goes into a continuous boot-and-crash cycle.

Thus, my response to comments may be slow over the next few days until I get a replacement.

While we are on the subject, I am entertaining suggestions on replacement laptops. My criteria for the new machine is fairly simple: I need good memory, high speed, ability to access the Internet, a serviceable wireless card, and the ability to take the abuse of cranking out 10,000 words or more per week.

I am less concerned about luxuries like CD/DVD, high-resolution monitor, or any other goodies that drive up the purchase price.

Any recommendations?

Mary Winkler Pleads "Not Guilty"

Left: Mary Winkler at today's arraignment

(Selmer, TN) Mary Winkler, who was charged with first-degree murder in the killing of her husband Matthew Winkler, pleaded not guilty today at the McNairy County Courthouse in Selmer, Tennessee.

Matthew Winkler, pastor of the Fourth Street Church of Christ in Selmer, was found dead with gunshot wounds to the back in this small town east of Memphis on March 22 by members of the church.

Mary Winkler appeared to start crying at one point in the televised arraignment, but did not speak during the brief court appearance.

When asked about how Mary Winkler is holding up, defense attorney Steve Farese told CNN this week that she is "doing much better" and that she "has opened up tremendously."

The defense team has not yet disclosed a motive for the killing, but attorneys did reiterate that infidelity was not a factor in Winkler's decision to shoot her husband.

Farese did say that the shooting was not premeditated.

"It's a culmination of events that led to a tragic set of circumstances," he said.

"Memphis Dream Team" defense attorneys Farese and Leslie Ballin requested bond, and a bond hearing was set for June 30th.

The trial has been scheduled for October 30th.

Mary Winkler Case: A Timeline of Events


(Selmer, TN) With an eye toward organzing the known facts in an easy-to-reference format, this post will simply place in chronological order the major events in the shooting of Matthew Winkler and arrest of his wife Mary Winkler.

February 2005 : Matthew Winkler hired at the Fourth Street Church of Christ in Selmer, TN.
March 22, 2006: Matthew Winkler found dead in his home by parishioners. He was hit once at close range with a shotgun blast.
March 22, 2006: An Amber Alert is issued for Mary Winkler and her three girls; there is fear of foul play.
March 23, 2006: Mary Winkler, 32, was found with the couple's three young daughters late Thursday night in Orange Beach, Alabama, 340 miles south of the Selmer church.
March 24, 2006: Mary Winkler waived extradition, allegedly confessed, and was sent back to Tennessee to face first-degree charges for the murder of her husband Matthew.
March 25, 2006: Extradited to Tennessee, Mary Winkler expresses remorse, and said that "she was sorry for everything she had done."
March 27, 2006: Mary Winkler retains Steve Faresem Sr. to head her defense team.
March 27, 2006: Funeral visitation for Matthew Winkler in Selmer
March 27, 2006: Educational fund set up for Winkler children.
March 27, 2006: Arraignement of Mary Winkler in General Sessions Court.
March 28, 2006: Funeral of Matthew Winkler draws a crowd of over 500 mourners.
March 30, 2006: Winkler attorneys hint at post-partum defense
March 31, 2006: Police sieze church computers in looking for evidence.
April 3, 2006: Attorneys for Mary Winkler weigh options
April 7, 2006: Attorneys for Mary Winkler suggest that she may be covering for some unknown assailant.
June 12, 2006: Grand jury convenes in Selmer, Tennessee to hear testimony.
June 14, 2006: Grand jury issues indictment; Mary Winkler pleads "not guilty" to the charges.

Abandoned Home Waits for Owner

(Toledo, OH) St. John is a quiet North Toledo street with well-maintained bungalows, which makes the abandoned house at 925 St. John all the more conspicuous.

The grass is already past the knees of a tall man, and renegade shrubs and weeds rise above the overgrown lawn. My pants were completely soaked on the rainy morning in which I traipsed through the small savannah to take a few photographs of the property.

“No one has been out to cut the grass since last summer,” said Ida Alexander, who lives across the street from the house. “The neighbors sometimes get frustrated and cut it themselves, but they shouldn’t have to.”

The two-bedroom hose, which was built in 1891, was boarded up by the city several years ago, said Alexander.

“It’s a shame, because it was always a nice little house,” she said, adding that she has lived on St. John for over forty years. “I think it has been six years since someone actually lived in the house.”

Despite its period of vacancy the house has held up fairly well. One window is missing from the second floor, and a missing gutter has rotted some wood on the side of the house, but the house could make “somebody a nice little place,” said Alexander.

The outstanding taxes on the house are $2470.52, and the city of Toledo is in foreclosure proceedings on the building, which is located near Stickney and East Central. The house is also accompanied by a small 10’x130’ slice of vacant land at 923 St. John.

It appears that speculators have been the house’s most recent owners. The house has been bought and sold five times in the past ten years, with sales prices ranging from $4,500 to $43,000.

In the middle of the transactions is a name familiar to Toledoans: Scot Ulmer, president of the Westhaven Group, which is currently under investigation by the state of Ohio for securities fraud. Attempts to contact Westhaven were unsuccessful.

Alexander was unaware of the number of owners that the house has had.

“Once the old man who lived there and owned it died, there were only a couple of renters,” she said. “And there it sits, waiting for someone to live there.”

This article is part of a regular feature I write for the Toledo Free Press called the ABLE Squad - "Abandoned Buildings Looking for Entrepreneurs."

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I have worked with writers at all levels of ability, from high school students to university professors. I have experience editing academic, technical, and popular writing.

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Jun 13, 2006

US, Global Markets Continue Tailspin

Left: Pedestrians walk past the New York Stock Exchange; photo courtesy of Reuters/Peter Foley

(New York) US stocks fell today, with both the Nasdaq and the S&P down by more than 1 percent. Analysts pointed to investor fears about higher interest rates, inflation, and a global selloff in equities markets.

The glum traders on Wall Street, however, fared much better than investors around the globe in the past 24 hours. The Japanese Nikkei index plunged more than 4 percent, its biggest one-day loss in two years. In Bombay, Indian shares plummeted 4.5 percent to their lowest point this year.

The market's downward spiral comes as investors around the world nervously await US inflation data due out today and tomorrow.

"It is becoming more widely accepted that the Fed is likely to raise rates at its June meeting and that is being slowly priced into the market," said Charles Lieberman, chief investment officer of Advisors Capital Management. "The PPI [Producer Price Index] today did nothing to relieve investor concerns. It wasn't a truly troublesome number but it was not a helpful number, so we need more information, and the CPI is the next number to look at."

Government data on the core Producer Price Index for May showed costs rising somewhat higher than analysts on Wall Street predicted.

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Rove Dodges Indictment Bullet

(Washington, DC) The prosecutor in the CIA leak case informed Karl Rove that he would not be indicted with any criminal charges.

Special prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald has already secured a criminal indictment against Vice President Dick Cheney's former chief of staff, I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby.

Rove testified five times before the federal grand jury.

“On June 12, 2006, Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald formally advised us that he does not anticipate seeking charges against Karl Rove.

Here is the text of a statement from Robert Luskin, Karl Rove's attorney:

“On June 12, 2006, Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald formally advised us that he does not anticipate seeking charges against Karl Rove.

“In deference to the pending case, we will not make any further public statements about the subject matter of the investigation. We believe that the Special Counsel's decision should put an end to the baseless speculation about Mr. Rove’s conduct.”
More as it develops...

Jun 12, 2006

On Monarchies, Pomp, and Democracy

Left: Thailand's Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn (far right) greets Crown Princess Mette-Marit from Norway; photo courtesy of CNN

(Bangkok, Thailand) Representatives from 22 of the world's 44 remaining monarchies are expected to arrive in Thailand to mark the 60th anniversary of the accession to the throne by Thai King Bhumibol Adulyadej.

Of those 44 countries with a monarch at the head of state, 16 are part of the British Commonwealth, and include such countries as Canada, Australia, and New Zealand. Thus, Queen Elizabeth II "speaks" for 16 nations; Prince Andrew is the UK representative being paraded past the crowds of Thais.

I am amazed that this outmoded form of government continues to hold on to some power. True, most of the remaining monarchies are constitutional in nature (Bhutan, Brunei, Oman, Saudi Arabia, Swaziland and the United Arab Emirates are the only absolute monarchies left), but a great deal of expense is associated with the upkeep of these historical anomalies. Great Britain spends over $40 million per year to keep its royals feted in the lifestyle to which they have become accustomed.

Even more interesting are the number of monarchophiles in the United States and in other countries that do not have a monarch. An estimated 700 million people worldwide watched the wedding of Prince Charles and Princess Diana in 1981, while some 33 million Americans watched all or part of the 25 hours of network coverage of the funeral of Diana in 1997.

By comparison, the televised funeral of President Ronald Reagan - arguably the most popular American leader of the last few decades - was viewed by 36 million Americans.

Despite our professed love of democratic traditions, many Americans seem to have an odd fascination with the idea of monarchy. Perhaps the rise of the imperial presidency, which many historians trace to the era of Theodore Roosevelt, owes a debt to monarchophiles. That presidency witnessed the beginning of a gradual increase in the power of the executive branch.

The founding fathers feared and hated monarchy. George Washington was reluctant to accept a second term for fear of setting a monarchical precedent, and he adamantly refused to seek a third term for the same reason. Jefferson perhaps foreshadowed the rise of the imperial presidency with this quote:

"The general [federal] government will tend to monarchy, which will fortify itself from day to day, instead of working its own cures."

As I write this, my 15-year-old son is playing "God Save the Queen," the anti-monarchy anthem by the Sex Pistols.

Moments like this give me hope for the future, but if I turn on one of the cable news channels, I will likely see more of the ostentatious frivolity being lauded on the world's monarchs in Thailand.

I think I'll leave the television off today.

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I would rather be exposed to the incon-
veniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it.
--Thomas Jefferson

Jun 11, 2006

On Freedom in a State of Fear

Left: Ohio State House building; photo by historymike

(Columbus, OH) "Hi. May I ask what you are doing?"

These were the first words the state trooper with the stiff-brimmed hat said to me as I stood on the sidewalk outside the capitol building to snap some photos.

I always have to self-censor to prevent myself from saying something combative, like "why the hell should you care? I'm on public property!"

I instead decided that it would be better to avoid getting hauled into a police station for being too "smart," and informed the officer that I was taking photographs of the building.

"Where are you from?" he asked.

I explained that I lived in Toledo, and kept taking photos.

"Is that a very long trip?" he asked.

Playing along, I mentioned it was about three hours, counting morning rush hour traffic.

"What brings you to Columbus?" he continued. By this time I was beginning to get irritated; I knew that I had been singled out as a suspicious character, and I was beginning to resent that it is somehow "suspicious" to be a dopey tourist taking pictures of state icons.

Still, the thought of having to call to Toledo for bail money kept me in check.

"I was down here for some academic business, and I decided to add to my collection of stock photos of Columbus landmarks," I said, letting my camera hang from my neck. I was waiting for the dreaded "I.D. please" comment when the officer reminded me to be careful when I was near the High Street curb.

"Cars drive by real fast here," he said. "Have a nice day."

The officer continued to watch as I circled the building, and a needless confrontation over individual liberties was avoided.

The entire exchange took less than 90 seconds, and yet I wondered if my name and license plate were entered into a database (I parked at a meter across the street). Perhaps the same information was passed along to the Department of Homeland Security.

At no time was I really inconvenienced, and the questions I was asked seemed harmless enough. Yet I was saddened that the innocent days of tourists freely visiting American government facilities have long since disappeared.

I grew up believing in the dream of American exceptionalism, and even though events such as Watergate, Vietnam, and the current war in Iraq have caused me to become a bit cynical, there is a part of me that still wants to believe that the United States - though imperfect - offers the best model for world to emulate.

Being seen as a suspicious person in the eyes of government representatives, though, caused me to recognize the state of fear, or fear-state, into which we have descended.

I walked back to my car just a little more cynical than I was before I arrived in Columbus, and I could not help but look in my rearview to see if I was being followed.

No one was there, I think.

Recommended New Toledo Site

(Toledo, OH) Kate Boyd at Toledo Politicians has created an excellent site that she bills as "a service intended to bring transparency into local, (Toledo and Lucas County), political activities."

This type of effort, in my opinion, is one of the most significant benefits of the Internet, as average citizens can have access to a powerful tool that can keep politicians accountable.

There may perhaps be no greater aid to true democracy than the virtual muscle of the World Wide Web. I wish Kate good fortune in this endeavor.

Al-Qaeda Issues Threat of "Major Attacks"

Left: Still from al-Qaeda training video

(Baghdad) Iraqi elements of Al-Qaeda said today that the group will carry out "major attacks" soon, declaring that it remains powerful after the death of leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.

The online statement said that the terror network is preparing "major attacks that will shake the enemy like an earthquake and rattle them out of sleep," and was posted on an Islamic militantforum where the group has previously posted similar statements.

In addition to terror threats the post discounted the effects that last week's air strike had on the group.

"The organization has strengthened its back, regained its footing and has been renewed with fresh blood," read the statement. "For those who were waging holy war for the sake of al-Zarqawi, al-Zarqawi is dead. But for those who were fighting for the sake of God, God is alive and eternal."

The authenticity of the statement has not been independently verified, but US sources close to the Pentagon said that "there is no reason to suspect this is not genuine."

General George Casey told FOX News he expected the al-Qaeda statement because "they're hurt badly."

"It's expected but I think we'll be prepared for it," said Casey. "But again, you can't stop terrorist attacks completely."

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I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
--Albert Einstein

Jun 10, 2006

Gone for a While - Graduation Party

(Toledo, OH) My family and my two high school graduates will be celebrating their achievements at a massive, 4-family, 5-graduate blast today.

I will be back later tonight to update the site.

If you are near Dorr and Centennial in Springfield Township today, feel free to drop in. Look for the line of cars 1/2-mile long, and drop my name for a hot dog or some potato salad.

And bring cash. Lots of it.

Ahem...

Rapid Rhetoric - PASSEMENTERIE

This is an irregular feature - both in frequency and oddness - dedicated to a word I came across that I have never previously used.

passementerie - n. Ornamental trimming for a garment, as braid, lace, or metallic beads.

There was a French artisan guild of passementiers, and an apprenticeship of seven years was required before one became a master in one of the guild subdivisions. As class-based clothing distinctions became less pronounced, particularly after the French Revolution, there was less demand for the craftwork of passementiers.

The industry also suffered from the gradual switch toward more plain and functional military uniforms, as opposed to the ostentatious designs that dominated officer uniforms prior to World War I.

Jun 9, 2006

On Vehicle Noise and Code Enforcement

(Toledo, OH) I am generally a live-and-let-live person, and I have a wide libertarian streak in me.

That being said, I question the seeming double standard in the enforcement by police of excessive noise laws between automobiles and motorcycles.

I have thrice been cited in my driving career by police - in a variety of locales - for needing to repair an exhaust system that created "excessive" noise.

Yet my Harley-loving neighbors roar up and down the street, apparently without a care in the world of being cited. Their bikes are much louder than my 4-cylinder autos with exhaust problems ever were (OK, one car was an 8-cylinder 1979 Mustang, but stick with me).

From the Toledo Municipal Code, 337.20 (a):

Every motor vehicle and motorcycle with an internal combustion engine shall at all times be equipped with a muffler which is in good working order and in constant operation to prevent excessive or unusual noise, and no person shall use a muffler cutout, by-pass or similar device upon a motor vehicle on a highway or street. Every motorcycle muffler shall be equipped with baffle plates.

Even more earsplitting is the deafening roar of a group of exhaust-challenged motorcycles traveling in a pack, and yet I have witnessed them cruise right by police vehicles.

Any thoughts on this?

Site Update

(Toledo, OH) Server problems with Blogger in the past two days have created havoc for people - like me - who use the popular publishing service.

I am investigating a switch to another host in order to prevent readers from having to put up with Blogger-related issues.

Many people experienced difficulty in getting the site to load, in posting comments, or getting the RSS feed. I apologize for the difficulties, and I will keep people posted when I switch.

I was fortunate to get two posts up yesterday before Blogger servers ran amok. However, I could not even respond to visitors to let them know where the problems were located.

Thanks to the many emailers who let me know about difficulties.

Ideally I will be able to set up a redirect URL that will not cause anyone to to have to update the link.

The Quote Shelf

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Chase after truth like hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coat-tails.
--Clarence Darrow

Jun 8, 2006

An End to Terror, or Just a Dead Terrorist?

Left: Photo courtesy of Yahoo News

(Baghdad) It was with mixed emotions that I allowed myself to get sucked into the television coverage of the reported death of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the Salafi Muslim militant and the self-proclaimed leader of Al-Qaeda in Iraq.

A visceral part of me felt the urge to pump a fist in the air for the death of the twisted thug who sliced off the head of American contractor Nick Berg. A piece of advice: do not EVER watch the video footage of al-Zarqawi cutting off Berg's head, unless you want to suffer nightmares.

I simultaneously grew irritated at the coverage on FOX and CNN, both of which trumpeted the death of al-Zarqawi as some sort of pivotal historical moment.

Make no mistake - as a political and military leader, al-Zarqawi's death will be a temporary loss to the al-Qaeda network. There is, however, no shortage of militants to take his place.

Indeed, within hours of the announcement of al-Zarqawi's death, two separate explosions tooks the lives of 15 civilians and wounded another 36 people.

We should also remember that, prior to the invasion of Iraq, al-Zarqawi was essentially a bit player in the al-Qaeda movement. He had spent most of the prior decade either in a Jordanian prison or on the run from authorities. The presence of US troops in Iraq and resultant political chaos gave al-Zarqawi an opportunity to put his sociopathic mind to greater exploits.

The violence that al-Zarqawi helped begin will continue without his physical presence. We should consider the dead terrorist as nothing more than a spark in a large tinderbox, as the flames of violence would have ignited eventually, and they will not be diminished with his death.

Ann Coulter - In Her Own Words

Ann Coulter, whose rabid rants make Bill O'Reilly look like Ward Cleaver, has outdone herself with her attack on 9/11 widows. Here is the quote from her new book - Godless: The Church of Liberalism - that sparked the latest controversy:

"These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by grief-arazzis. I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much...And by the way, how do we know their husbands weren't planning to divorce these harpies? Now that their shelf life is dwindling, they'd better hurry up and appear in Playboy."

Coulter, who has claimed to support apartheid in South Africa because the whites were surrounded by "savages," and who refers to Muslims as "camel jockeys," "jihad monkeys," and "tent merchants," knows how to generate media buzz; this shock-based self-promotion, however, comes with a price: a decline in civil discourse.

I thought that, instead of running The Quote Shelf today, it might behoove us to re-examine some of Coulter's more infamous comments (a tip of the hat to Wikipedia for most of these).

"I think the government should be spying on all Arabs, engaging in torture as a televised spectator sport, dropping daisy cutters wantonly throughout the Middle East and sending liberals to Guantanamo." - Her column, December 21, 2005

"I think our motto should be, post-9-11: raghead talks tough, raghead faces consequences." February 10, 2006, CPAC convention speech.

"The ethic of conservation is the explicit abnegation of man's dominion over the Earth. The lower species are here for our use. God said so: Go forth, be fruitful, multiply, and rape the planet — it's yours. That's our job: drilling, mining and stripping. Sweaters are the anti-Biblical view. Big gas-guzzling cars with phones and CD players and wet bars — that's the Biblical view." Jewish World Review, October 13, 2000.

"I have to say I'm all for public flogging. One type of criminal that a public humiliation might work particularly well with are the juvenile delinquents, a lot of whom consider it a badge of honor to be sent to juvenile detention. And it might not be such a cool thing in the 'hood to be flogged publicly." MSNBC ,March 22, 1997

"It would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact. In fact, in every presidential election since 1950 — except Goldwater in '64 — the Republican would have won, if only the men had voted." The Guardian Online, May 17, 2003.

"Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now." — (from Slander, pp. 5–6; published June 2002)

"The Times was rushing to assure its readers that 'prominent Islamic scholars and theologians in the West say unequivocally that nothing in Islam countenances the Sept. 11 actions.' (That's if you set aside Muhammad's many specific instructions to kill nonbelievers whenever possible.)" How to Talk to a Liberal, 2004.

"In the history of the nation, there has never been a political party so ridiculous as today's Democrats. It's as if all the brain-damaged people in America got together and formed a voting bloc." Townhall.com. January 12, 2006.

"Perhaps we could put aside our national, ongoing, post-9/11 Muslim butt-kissing contest and get on with the business at hand: Bombing Syria back to the stone age and then permanently disarming Iran." — Her column, February 15, 2006.

"I'd build a wall. In fact, I'd hire illegal immigrants to build the wall. And throw out the illegals who are here... It's cheap labor." The O'Reilly Factor, April 14, 2006.

Jun 7, 2006

Senate Rejects Amendment Banning Gay Marriage

Left: Supporters of ban vow not to give up; photo courtesy AP/Manuel Balce Ceneta

(Washington, DC) A constitutional ban on same-sex marriage failed to pass the US Senate today by a vote of 49-48, 11 votes shy of the 60 needed to force the proposal to a final vote.

Proposed amendments to the Constitution require the support of two-thirds of the members of the House and Senate - 67 votes in the Senate - and then passage by three-fourths, or 38, of the 50 state legislatures.

Supporters of the Marriage Protection Amendment said that the vote reflected growing support among senators and average Americans.

"We're building votes," said Sen. David Vitter, (R-LA). "That's often what's required over several years to get there, particularly to a two-thirds vote."

Democrats said that the debate was a divisive political ploy.

"The Republican leadership is asking us to spend time writing bigotry into the Constitution," said Sen. Edward Kennedy (D-MA). "A vote for it is a vote against civil unions, against domestic partnership, against all other efforts for states to treat gays and lesbians fairly under the law."

Meanwhile, the Middle East remains a powder keg, budget deficits sink us further into debt, the nation's borders are porous sieves, our health care system is in shambles, and American jobs continue to be outsourced to distant lands.

The backers of this amendment are wasting the time and money of the American taxpayers with this cheap farce. Senators: get back to work on the real issues that we collectively face, and quit insulting our intelligence.

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The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
--Bertrand Russell

Jun 6, 2006

Free Press Reexamines Wenzel, Tanber, and Coingate

(Toledo, OH) The new edition of the Toledo Free Press features some fine investigative work by Justin Kalmes and Tony Gonzalez on a variety of issues related to the Coingate, Fritz Wenzel, and George Tanber stories.

For readers unfamiliar with these scandals, here are links to information on Coingate, Wenzelgate, and Tanbergate.

Kalmes wrote the first article, entitled "Coingate book proposed," which examines a 20-page book proposal by GOP operatives Jon Stainbrook and Joe Kidd. I have been aware of this document for a short while, and had excerpts read to me, but have not yet obtained a copy. The article highlights some of the rumors floating around on the various Noe-related scandals when I worked on Wenzelgate last year (the Free Press and I decided to spike the story when no sources for these allegations would go on record).

Gonzalez interviewed Tanber and some key Blade administrators in an article entitled "Fired reporter Tanber responds to Blade internal investigation." This is a good overview of the various allegations of unethical behavior by Wenzel, and has some unflattering information about possible conflicts of interest involving Stainbrook's work as a freelance writer for the Blade.

The article also has a quote from Bernadette Noe, who said that the Blade did not contact her or her husband Tom for comment on Blade editor Dave Murray's partial exposé of information about Wenzel.

Gonzalez also examines a previously-undisclosed records request that the Blade made in August 2003 about Noe's coin dealings with the BWC. Blade executive editor Ron Royhab previously claimed that the paper began its Coingate investigations in January 2005.

Finally, a Free Press editorial puts this new information into perspective.

I am glad that this information has reached the general public, so that people can have a more complete picture of the various allegations of unethical and illegal behavior.

(full disclosure: historymike is a freelance writer whose work regularly appears in the Toledo Free Press)

Addendum, 7:43 pm: Judge James Jensen denied a motion for a temporary restraining order against the Toledo Free Press to prevent the publication of excerpts from a book proposal credited to Jon Stainbrook and Joe Kidd.

A Trip to Hell (Hell, Michigan, That Is)

Left: Sign on Dexte-Pinckney Road marking the path to Hell; all photos by historymike

(Hell, MI) As this is the sixth day of the sixth month in the sixth year of the century, the community of Hell decided today would be a good day to throw a party.

After all, the numbers 6-6-6 do not often come up on a calendar, and Hell is billing this as a once-in-a-lifetime event. By the time I arrived - shortly after 11:00 am - there were at least a thousand visitors, and cars stretched a half-mile away from dowtown Hell.

A side note - advocates of intelligent design will be pleased to see that the best route to Hell is via Darwin Road.

I spoke briefly with Hell's unofficial mayor John Colone this afternoon about the attention his village is receiving today.
Left: Hell's mayor John Colone, also known as "Odum Plenty"

"I have been amazed at the number of calls we have received," he said, shaking his head. "I have talked with reporters in Israel, Australia, Johannesburg, Brazil, Japan, Taiwan, and probably every state in the union. Just today."

Colone said that the merchandising of Hell and 6-6-6 has generated unexpected returns.

"Normally we get orders for 3 or 4 items a day on our website," he said. "I got a call from our webmaster and he said that we have over 2,000 orders just yesterday. I haven't even looked at today's numbers."

Left: Visitors sporting deluxe, special edition Hell 666 T-shirts

Colone said that, while the unincorporated community has always been a favorite destination for bikers, Hell has a wider appeal.

"We really want the place to be seen as a family destination," he said. "We like to bill ourselves as the place where you can celebrate Halloween 365 days a year."

"Downtown" might be an overstatement for Hell's business district, which mainly consists of the Hell Country Store, the Dam Site Inn, and the Screams ice cream shop. There was a line at least 100 deep of people looking to purchase one of the numerous souvenirs offered by the merchants of Hell.

"I think that we have sold over 1,000 shirts today," said Colone, glancing at the line of customers. "What started out as a little extra fun has turned into a huge event in Hell."

I counted eleven media vehicles parked in the vicinity, and saw reporters from Michigan, Indiana and Ohio working the crowd. We also chatted with a reporter from Channel A in Windsor who was covering the segment.

This, mind you, was before noon. Much of the festivities will revolve around afternoon and evening events, which include live music, karaoke, and a special children's area.

Hell, in case anyone was wondering, has wireless Internet access, and I could choose from three unsecured signals. Should you ever wind up in Hell, this might prove usefuul.

One local resident seemed unimpressed with the crowds.

"Just another day in Hell," he said.

The Quote Shelf

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Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear.

--Thomas Jefferson

OTA Linkage

(Toledo, OH) On Tuesdays, I perform my duties as a member of the Open Trackback Alliance and highlight some sites and posts that I found noteworthy on the sites of other members.

Follow this link to learn more about the project, which was developed by Samantha Burns.

Other interesting OTA blogs I visited this week: TMH's Bacon Bits, the unusual Quietly Making Noise, the wacky Mental Rhinorrhea, the wretched hive of scum and Villainy at Pirate's Cove, tales and observations from the Beatnik Samurai known as Stray Dog, the good fun at 7 Deadly Sins, and my must-visit, thrice-daily trips to Liberal Common Sense.

Jun 5, 2006

Time for a Political Scapegoat

(Toledo, OH) With poll numbers for President Bush and the GOP sinking, Karl Rove and Company are apparently fanning the flames of the gay marriage controversy in order to solidify support among religious conservatives for the fall elections.

Many pundits, including me, believed that illegal immigrants were shaping up to be the 2006 bogeymen. Of course, both parties have now outdone each other in stirring up the citizenry about the nation's porous border, so illegal immigrants will likely turn out to be a neutral factor in November.

The so-called "Marriage Protection Amendment" is the most hollow, shallow, and ridiculous piece of legislation ever dreamed up by an American politician, as it drags the Constitution into family law and morality. These areas have never been - and should never be - the purview of federal law.

The real issue, however, is the soulless political pandering in which a stigmatized group - in this case, gays - is further demonized for political gain.

I watched in shock in 2004 as nearly two-thirds of Ohioans supported Issue 1, which forbade the state of Ohio (or any of its political subdivisions) from recognizing unmarried relationships that intended "to approximate the design, qualities, significance or effect of marriage."

At the risk of hyperbole, I felt the way that I imagined good-hearted Germans felt watching the Nuremberg Laws unfold in the mid-1930s.

Regardless of the fact that Issue 1 was poorly-written law (and has generated bizarre, unintended consequences), the campaign to "protect" marriage in Ohio also created a hostile environment for gays in the state.

All in the name of political gains for office-seekers courting social conservatives.

I trust that in 2006 people will see through the shameless ruse of the "Marriage Protection Amendment," and instead focus on electing leaders who will strengthen the economy, bring home our troops, and place greater emphasis on improving health care, education, and the environment. I, personally, am much more concerned with these issues than I am with what happens in the bedroom of the house next door, or whether a same-sex couple has the word "union" or "marriage" on the document they received after a civil ceremony.

On Slow Walkers

(Toledo, OH) Over the past few years I have noticed a rise in the number of people who walk with a pace that can only be called "tortoise-like."

I am not referring to the elderly, or people who have some physical condition that inhibits their ability to walk at the pace of normal pedestrian traffic.

The slow walkers to which I refer are usually young people - generally, but not exclusively, young men - in the prime of their lives. One of my knowledgeable children described it to me as the "ghetto walk." This is a form of walking that is at such a slow pace that it seems deliberately insolent.

The phenomenon crosses racial boundaries, although I suggest that it is class-based in nature. Adherents of the slow walk generally wear the outrageously baggy shorts, expensive athletic shoes, and other accoutrements associated with hiphop culture.

I have a theory on slow walkers: practitioners of the slow walk come from economically disadvantaged backgrounds, and the slow pace is an effort to exert control over some facet of their lives and perhaps defy social norms.

"Maybe I am stuck in poverty," goes the thinking, "but I CAN define the pace at which I walk, and no one can make me go faster."

A parallel might be work slowdowns, in which labor unions work to the rule or act in such a fashion as to reduce production to accomplish a goal. There is also a similar phenomenon in the history of slavery, where "slave time" was a deliberately slow work pace that acted as a means of resistance against an oppressive social structure of involuntary servitude.

Then again, maybe I should just zip around them if I am in such a hurry. Perhaps the problem lies with me and my too-busy life.

Canadian Security Forces Arrest 17 in Terror Plot

Left: Toronto Police Chief Bill Blair at a Toronto mosque; photo courtesy of Canadian Press / Lucas Oleniuk

(Toronto) Seventeen suspects accused of amassing a cache of explosives to carry out an “al-Qaeda-inspired” bombing campaign in Canada will appear in court tomorrow.

The 12 men, who ranged in age from 19 to 43, were arrested Friday night in Toronto. Police said that they found three tons of ammonium nitrate and a mobile phone that had been modified to act as a detonator.

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police delivered the potential bomb-making material to a group that allegedly wanted to launch a string of attacks on Canadian targets, including Parliament and the Canadian Security and Intelligence Service (CSIS).

The Toronto Star has profiles of a number of the detained suspects.

The Calgary Sun is reporting that windows at a Toronto mosque were smashed yesterday in apparent retaliation for the plot. Canadian newspapers have characterized the names of the suspects as "Arabic-sounding" or "Islamic," and Canadian law only permits the government to identify the men as "citizens."

Developing...

Traveling to Columbus

(Toledo, OH) I will be on the road this morning and into the afternoon. If I find a wireless connection and/or free Internet, I'll work on the blog.

Otherwise, I'll catch up later Monday.

Thanks for dropping by!

Jun 4, 2006

The Quote Shelf

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The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution.

--Hannah Arendt

Hell, Michigan Gears Up For 6-6-6

Left: Hell's mayor John Colone; photo courtesy of Ricardo Thomas / The Detroit News

(Hell, MI) Tuesday, which is the sixth day of the sixth month in the year '06, looks to be one hell of a party for the Michigan town with the same name.

The date has some religious significance, as a passage in Revelations 13 suggests that the number 666 may be associated with dark portent:
"Also it causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to be marked on the right hand or the forehead, so that no one can buy or sell who does not have the mark, that is, the name of the beast or the number of his name. This calls for wisdom: let anyone with the understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a person. Its number is six hundred and sixty-six."
There is a heated debate among Biblical scholars about the meaning of this passage, as "the Beast" may refer to the Antichrist, Roman emperor Nero, or even Satan himself. The number has also been translated by some Greek experts as 6-1-6.

None of this, however, will interrupt the festivities in Hell, which is located in Livingston County about 20 miles northwest of Ann Arbor.

"I've got '666' T-shirts and mugs. I'm only ordering 666 so once they're gone, that's it," said John Colone, also known as Odum Plenty, the town's unofficial mayor. "Everyone who comes will get a letter of authenticity saying you've celebrated June 6, 2006, in Hell."

Colone has ordered the "Gates of Hell" for a children's play area.

"They're 8 feet tall and 5 foot wide and each gate looks like flames, and when they're closed, it's a devil's head," he said.

More information about the hellacious activities on Tuesday can be found at the town's unofficial website, which is named Hell2U.com.

Jun 3, 2006

Rapid Rhetoric: POLYSYNDETON

This is an irregular feature - both in frequency and oddness - dedicated to a word I came across that I have never previously used.

polysyndeton - n. the rhetorical use of several conjunctions in close succession, especially where some might be replaced with commas. The adverbial form of the word is "polysyndetic."

While the device is often used by children - "And then Billy ran outside and he threw my doll on the roof and he laughed at me and he's a brat" - it occasionally makes its way into prose. Here is an example cited by Wikipedia from Ernest Hemmingway in After the Storm :

"I said, 'Who killed him?' and he said 'I don't know who killed him, but he's dead all right,' and it was dark and there was water standing in the street and no lights or windows broke and boats all up in the town and trees blown down and everything all blown and I got a skiff and went out and found my boat where I had her inside Mango Key and she was right only she was full of water."

The Quote Shelf

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Here's a double dose of quotes today on taxes:


When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income.

--Plato

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

--Will Rogers

Jun 2, 2006

National Nitwit Skewers Rumsfeld

Left: Subcomandante Bob smacks one out of the park

(Toledo, OH) I try not to feed the delusions in the twisted mind of Subcomandante Bob - enigmatic editor of the e-zines Codependent Collegian, Toledo Tales, and National Nitwit - but his post today on Donald Rumsfeld was caustic.

Wickedly funny, but very dark.

Click here for the article.

Understanding the Congo

The TIME magazine cover story this week, "Congo: The Hidden Toll of the World's Deadliest War," is recommended reading for anyone concerned about the future of the Democratic Republic of the Congo and the African continent itself.

The article, however, is light on the history of the former Belgian colony, and I take issue with the rather sanitized view of colonial history that reporters Simon Robinson and Vivienne Walt present. In particular, the Belgian and US roles in the assassination of Patrice Lumumba, the Congo's first postcolonial prime minister, were all but ignored by the writers. President Eisenhower personally ordered the "elimination" of Lumumba, and a CIA agent supposedly drove around with Lumumba's body in the trunk of his car after the killing.

For those seeking a fuller understanding of the colonial history of the region, I recommend the following books to general readers:

Heart of Darkness (1902) - Joseph Conrad's classic novel examines the exploitation of the Congo by Europeans. The author's characterizations of Africans are, at times, a bit demeaning, but his experiences as a captain of a river vessel on the Congo River bring an element of authenticity to the work. The book is perhaps the most important early critique of European colonialism. Trivia note: the novel was the basis for the 1979 Francis Ford Coppola film Apocalypse Now (re-set during the Vietnam War).

The Poisonwood Bible (1998) - This novel by Barbara Kingsolver is equal parts tragic travel narrative, social critique, and religious awakening. The book is written for the general reader, but is on solid factual ground.

King Leopold's Ghost (1998) - This work of non-fiction by Adam Hochschild - by training a journalist - has excellent historical research, and is very accesible to the general reader. The ugly truths of Belgian King Leopold II are not whitewashed, and his descriptions of the physical and metaphorical abuses by the Belgians are disturbing.

The Quote Shelf

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He plants trees to benefit another generation.

--Caecilius Statius

Jun 1, 2006

Iran Invites Dialogue, Rejects Preconditions

Left: Iranian nuclear technicians; photo courtesy of AFP and BBC

(Tehran) Iran rejected new US preconditions for talks over its controversial uranium enrichment program. Foreign Minister Manouchehr Mottaki said the country was ready for negotiations but unwilling to suspend sensitive nuclear work.

"Iran welcomes dialogue under just conditions but won't give up our rights," he said in remarks quoted by Iranian state television. "We won't negotiate about the Iranian nation's natural nuclear rights, but we are prepared, within a defined, just framework and without any discrimination, to hold dialogue about common concerns."

Mottaki's comments were the country's first official reaction to an announcement by the US yesterday that it would join other countries for face-to-face talks with Iranian leaders, provided Iran stops enriching uranium.

President Bush said today that the nuclear standoff will proceed to the UN Security Council if Tehran continues its nuclear program.

"We'll see whether or not that is the firm position of their government," he said. "If they continue their abstinence, if they continue to say to the world `We really don't care what your opinion is,' then the world is going to act in concert."

Iran announced in April that it had enriched uranium for the first time. Enrichment can produce either fuel for a nuclear reactor or material for a warhead, although tens of thousands of centrifuges are needed to accomplish either goal.

Iran is believed to possess approximately 164 centrifuges at this time.

Officials in Iran also announced that some of the nation's researchers have also been working on a nuclear fusion program.

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Bob Frantz Says Goodbye to Toledo

(Toledo, OH) Bob Frantz believes he has unfinished business left in Toledo.

The former WSPD-1370 morning host and Toledo Free Press columnist, who recently accepted a position as the mid-morning (9 a.m. to 11:30 a.m.) host at WTAM-1100 in Cleveland, wants to say goodbye to the friends he has made in Toledo during the past few years.

“I was disappointed that I didn't get the opportunity to say goodbye to my listeners,” he said. “I really believed that Toledo was a place I never wanted to leave.”

Frantz said he is not sure why WSPD would not let him have a “goodbye” segment before leaving Toledo.

“They certainly have done it in the past. Denny Schaffer got the opportunity, although he had been around a lot longer than me,” he said. “Station management might have feared that the listener dissatisfaction would have resulted in people calling in and ripping the station and the company. I had a lot of friends, though, that I would have wanted to spend some time with on my last day.”

Frantz was reluctant to discuss many details of the events that surrounded his departure from WSPD.

“I really don't want to get in a flame war over this,” he said. “For one thing, I am still working for the same parent company [Clear Channel] that owns both stations, and I also feel like it's time to move forward.”

Frantz did say the departure of former WSPD program director Al Brady Law was a turning point in his career.

“Al got a great job offer in St. Louis, and the station management immediately offered the afternoon slot and program director position to Brian Wilson,” he said. “Their attitude seemed to be that they would kill two birds with one stone, replacing Denny and Al with one guy.”

Frantz declined to discuss the specifics of station moves that sent him from a highly rated morning show to doing sporadic one-hour “Eye on Toledo” segments in the evening.

“I will say this — if Al was still the program director, I would still be in Toledo,” he said. “I would have been a 20-year host. I had everything going for me, since I was a sort of three-tool media figure, doing radio, print and television. I also had been building a nice following as a speaker on the regional lecture circuit.”

WSPD program director and afternoon host Brian Wilson said he believed Frantz had greater potential in the new program than as morning host.

“In the fine-tuning of the station, a new program director is going to look at the strengths and weaknesses,” he said. “In assessing the talent, I looked at Bob and saw that he has an ability to focus on specific subjects with great knowledge, what I call a ‘laser beam' versus a ‘shotgun' approach.”

Wilson said the move coincided with a desire to improve overall ratings for the station.

“Bob's numbers were very good in narrow demographics, but we wanted to appeal to a broader range of listeners,” he said. “Fred LeFebvre has a long history of success in morning radio here in Toledo, and I believe that we made the right move in the long term.”

Frantz has maintained a philosophical attitude toward the changes.

“When all of this started happening, I wrote on my blog that everything happens for a reason,” he said. “I still believe that to be true; if Al stayed in Toledo, I would have never taken the Cleveland opportunity. I wound up in a much bigger market, and went from a 5,000-watt station to a 50,000-watt station.”

The move to WTAM has had benefits for Frantz, who took over the WSPD morning slot in 2003.

“There's a comfort level that can only come from going home again, working with the bosses that first hired me, and the bosses who never wanted me to leave,” he said, adding he needed to be in close proximity to his elderly mother. “The people at WTAM know how to do news like no one else in the state, and the level of support I get there is remarkable.”

Still, Toledo will always hold special memories for Frantz.

“I miss the small town feel of Toledo; it's a cliché, but it's true,” he said. “In spite of that it's a good-size city with a lot of influence. You only have to look at the 2004 election to see how important Toledo is to the national scene. Plus, I loved going to a place like the grocery store and have people recognizing my voice.”

Frantz said, despite moving, he would like to keep in touch with his regular Toledo listeners.

“Nothing makes my day more than when I look on the WTAM call screen and see ‘Toledo' after the caller's name,” he said. “With the power of WTAM, people can still pick me up in Toledo, and the station has streaming Internet audio for people with high-speed Internet access.”

This article is also available on the Toledo Free Press website.