Jan 30, 2007

Greased-Up Student Runs Naked Through School

Taylor C. Killian, accused by police of running naked through Westerville North High SchoolPhoto of Taylor C. Killian courtesy of WBNS-10TV

(Westerville, OH) A high school student ran naked into the Westerville North High School lunch room Monday, flailing his arms and screaming until a police officer used a Taser twice to subdue him.

Taylor C. Killian, 18, was charged with inducing panic, public indecency, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct, according to police.

Lt. Jeff Gaylor said that Killian apparently covered his body with grapeseed oil to keep from being caught, and got up after the first time he was Tasered to continue running toward a group of students hiding in a corner of the cafeteria.

"That prank went a little farther than he intended, I guess," Gaylor said.

No jokes about how Killian's new nickname is "Slick," please.


microdot said...

Grapeseed oil? I would have used kolza or another healthier low cholestorol alternative.

MP said...


This sounds to me like an attempt to imitate the popular Family Guy character, "Greased-Up Deaf Guy"

Hooda Thunkit said...


Oooh, that was both bad and good, I can't decide.

You clever devil you... ;-)