Nearly every aspect of human activity has been transfered to a new form on the Internet, so I should not be surprised that there are now sites dedicated to providing virtual fortune cookies.
The site for which I provided a link offers you the opportunity to exchange your fortune for one that better suits your desires. My first snippet of wisdom was this: "Simplicity and boredom are your themes in dress," which hit a bit too close to home for this Goodwill-wearing geek.
I clicked again, and found this bit of random silliness: "The voice that should mean the most is not the talking magnet." Ah - now THAT'S good advice, my friends.