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And if I was President,
The minute that Congress called my name
I'd say now "who do, who do you think you're fooling?"
I've got the Presidential Seal
I'm up on the Presidential Podium
My mama loves me
She loves me
She gets down on her knees and hugs me
And she loves me like a rock
-- Paul Simon, "Loves Me Like a Rock"