Left: Might be legal, but it sure ain't bright
You get ready to make a left turn at a stop light, and there is a car ahead of you with its left turn signal on. Both of you begin your turn, and then SCREECH! The idiot in front of you hits the brakes and decides to make an immediate right turn into a gas station or convenience store.
This happens far too often for my liking, and I put forth the proposition that such vehicular stooges are self-absorbed, Neanderthalic twits who cause quite a few preventable accidents with their impulsivity and lack of awareness of traffic flow.
And invariably there is a second or third driveway to the business that suddenly catches our subject's attention. The likelihood of a rearend collision would be significantly reduced if these dweebs would simply put on a right turn signal and use the next entrance.
But these nitwits drive around unaware of their fellow motorists, often with a cellular phone glued to their heads, seemingly itching for an accident with their oblivious manner. And the worst part? The person who will eventually smite one of these passive-aggressive dolts will probably be the recipient of the failure-to-yield ticket in such an accident.