Jan 31, 2007

Joe Biden, You Are a Blithering Idiot, Sir

Senator Joe Biden, a man whose mouth must now accommodate his footLeft: Senator Joe Biden, a man whose mouth must now accommodate his foot

(Washington, DC) Senator Joe Biden's quote about Barack Obama is one of the most ignorant things I have heard a politician say in years:

“I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy,” he said. “I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”

A couple of names for you, Joe. Jesse Jackson. Alan Keyes. Carol Moseley Braun. Al Sharpton. Shirley Chisholm.

All were black presidential candidates. All were "articulate," "bright," "clean," and at least three were "guys."

I'll leave the "good-looking" part to everyone's personal judgment. Yes, I know I left out Angela Davis, Eldridge Cleaver, and Lenora Fulani, but they were pretty far from the political mainstream. My apologies to any other African-American presidential candidates my tired brain forgot.

Now, I know that there is a contextual component to Biden's remarks, and I doubt that Biden is some kind of closet racist. But for a presidential contender to step on a landmine this explosive - on his first day of real campaigning - does not bode well for the future.

And let's face it - unless Biden was liquored up, there is no explanation for such a complete lack of tact and judgment in a public statement.

Better look for other work in 2009, Joe. You just killed your chances at the Democratic nomination for President.

Book Review: The Art of War in Spain - The Conquest of Granada, 1481-1492

The Art of War in Spain - The Conquest of Granada, 1481-1492Prescott, William H. and McJoynt, Albert D.

London: Greenhill Books, 288 pages


William H. Prescott was a nineteenth century American historian who was nearly blinded while attending college at Harvard. As a result of the accident, Prescott left the study of law and began a new career in history, and is one of the most renowned of classic American historians. McJoynt is a military historian and a retired military officer who edited Prescott’s account of the Granada campaign for a modern audience, arguing that this effort by Spanish sovereigns Ferdinand and Isabella has long been overlooked as a pivotal moment in the history of Europe and European expansion. The book combines Prescott’s account of the conquest of Granada – taken from his 1837 masterpiece History of the Reign of Ferdinand and Isabella - with material developed by McJoynt on late medieval warfare, the Reconquista, and analyses of Prescott’s work.

Some modern historians dismiss Prescott’s work as dated, biased, and irrelevant, but even his detractors acknowledge that he was a scrupulous researcher. Certainly Prescott's anti-Papacy bias and his similar disdain for Islam stand out as examples of his nineteenth-century mentalité. The Conquest of Granada, despite its overemphasis on political and military history, remains a factually accurate work, and Prescott’s sources continue to be the standard research material on the topic. Still, the author’s style takes readers a few pages to get used to, and his Romantic conception of chivalrous knights and pious monarchs wears thin at times, as evident by passages such as this description of the funeral of Marquis Duke de Cadiz, killed at the surrender of the city of Granada:
His body, after lying in state for several days in his palace at Seville, with his trusty sword by his side, with which he had fought all his battles, was borne in solemn procession by night through the streets of the city, which was everywhere filled with the deepest lamentation; and was finally deposited in the great chapel of the Augustine church, in the tomb of his ancestors. Ten Moorish banners, which he had taken in battle with the infidel, before the war of Granada, were borne along at his funeral, "and still wave over his sepulchre," says Bernaldez, "keeping alive the memory of his exploits, as undying as his soul." The banners have long since mouldered into dust; the very tomb which contained his ashes has been sacrilegiously demolished; but the fame of the hero will survive as long as anything like respect for valor, courtesy, unblemished honor, or any other attribute of chivalry, shall be found in Spain.

Map of the Spanish Reconquista of the Iberian Peninsula, 914-1492 Map of the Spanish Reconquista of the Iberian Peninsula, 914-1492

McJoynt consciously used the term “war” in place of the traditional “conquest” to describe the Granada campaign because the efforts to defeat the Spanish Muslims took nearly eleven years. Moreover, the author pointed out that the Granada war began in a tentative fashion, with an ill-advised attack by the Nasrid monarch against the fortified town of Zahara, which set into motion a series of retaliatory attacks by the Castilians against Muslim-held towns in Granada. Prescott’s documentation of the lengthy campaign reminds readers that the fall of Granada was not a simple matter of the eventual capitulation by Nasrid king Muhammad XII on 2 January 1492, but the culmination of a concerted effort that, itself, should be seen within the larger context of the Reconquista.

Prescott, with his traditional orientation toward political and military history, argued that a number of factors were most important in the eventual fall of Granada. He believed that the Spanish embrace of emerging artillery technology enabled them to conduct more effective siege warfare against the walled fortresses of the Nasrid towns, and the use of sea and land blockades was critical in starving out the Moors. He argued that Ferdinand was a skilled tactician and charismatic leader of his troops, while Isabella complemented him well as a sort of regal quartermaster, demonstrating acumen at acquiring and delivering needed military resources. Finally, in Prescott’s eyes the Catholic Monarchs were quick to embrace the emerging concepts of standing armies and large infantry forces, moving away from the medieval reliance upon heavy, knight-based cavalry.

1469 wedding portrait of Ferdinand and Isabella1469 wedding portrait of Ferdinand and Isabella

McJoynt, in addition to his essays on Iberian military history and the Reconquista, provided readers with a wealth of supplementary information. There is a lengthy glossary appended to the text to help non-specialists sort through the confusing Castilian and Nasrid terminology, as well as an impressive bibliographical list for further reading. The editor also included quite a few maps, charts, and tables to help orient readers toward place names and sort out the noble lineage in Prescott’s text.

As a social historian, I must admit I approached this work with some trepidation, not wanting to be bored with the endless battles and arcane logistical details sometimes cluttering up works of military history. Yet I found Prescott’s narrative – and McJoynt’s essays – to be surprisingly relevant and enlightening. One may, for example, see a historical precedent for the much-maligned modern practice of ethnic cleansing in the following passage describing Ferdinand’s actions after the fall of the Nasrid port city of Málaga (which is a forerunner of the later Alhambra decree):
The first care of the sovereigns was directed towards repeopling the depopulated city with their own subjects. Houses and lands were freely granted to such as would settle there. Numerous towns and villages with a wide circuit of territory were placed under its civil jurisdiction, and it was made the head of a diocese embracing most of the recent conquests in the south and west of Granada. These inducements, combined with the natural advantages of position and climate, soon caused the tide of Christian population to flow into the deserted city…
Finally, this reviewer finds himself in agreement with McJoynt and Prescott as to the oft-overlooked importance of the campaign for Granada. Not only was the reconquest of the Iberian peninsula a symbolic victory for Western Europe, but the war also developed a generation of battle-hardened conquistadores whose experience would be quite useful to the Spanish monarchs as they turned westward for sixteenth-century endeavors in the Americas.

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Jan 30, 2007

Mystery Ice Crushes Florida Car

Ford Mustang smashed by a mysterious piece of icePhoto of Mustang courtesy of FOX13-Tampa

(Tampa, FL) An 18-inch chunk of ice fell from the sky on Sunday and crushed the upper portion of a Ford Mustang belonging to Tampa resident Andre Ravage.

Neighbor Raymond Rodriguez was changing a tire on his car when the ice fell from the sky.

"I was scared," Rodriguez said, adding that he was only a few feet away. "It's crazy, man."

People in the vicinity heard a whistling sound before seeing that Ravge's car was severely damaged.

Inspectors with the Federal Aviation Administration are reviewing flight schedules to determine whether the ice came from an aircraft, but witnesses said that the frozen chunk did not bear the telltale blue tint nornally associated with frozen lavatory discharge from a plane.

If mysterious falling ice does not deter you from considering Florida properties, follow the link to learn more about owning property in a state not often known for airborne ice bombs. This was a sponsored post.

Greased-Up Student Runs Naked Through School

Taylor C. Killian, accused by police of running naked through Westerville North High SchoolPhoto of Taylor C. Killian courtesy of WBNS-10TV

(Westerville, OH) A high school student ran naked into the Westerville North High School lunch room Monday, flailing his arms and screaming until a police officer used a Taser twice to subdue him.

Taylor C. Killian, 18, was charged with inducing panic, public indecency, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct, according to police.

Lt. Jeff Gaylor said that Killian apparently covered his body with grapeseed oil to keep from being caught, and got up after the first time he was Tasered to continue running toward a group of students hiding in a corner of the cafeteria.

"That prank went a little farther than he intended, I guess," Gaylor said.

No jokes about how Killian's new nickname is "Slick," please.

Jan 29, 2007

Book Review: A Small Corner of Hell – Dispatches from Chechnya

A Small Corner of Hell – Dispatches from Chechnya, Anna Politkovskaya Politkovskaya, Anna

Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 2003, 224 pages


Anna Politkovskaya was a Russian journalist and human rights activist who was murdered in the elevator of her apartment building in October 2006. Politkovskaya was long a critic of the Putin administration, and her death was a sobering reminder that writers sometimes anger powerful people. A Small Corner of Hell is a collection of articles on the Second Chechen War that Politkovskaya produced for the Russian biweekly newspaper Novaya Gazeta. For many months the author was one of the few journalists brave enough to travel to Chechnya and report on the atrocities suffered by the civilian population. While accused by some critics of partisan bias in her accounts – which occasionally take the form of polemic against Putin and the Russian military - Politkovskaya’s focus in this book is on the effects of war upon the lives of average Chechens.

In the book’s prologue she wrote of her motivations in covering the war:
Naturally, I have traveled far and wide through all of Chechnya. I’v seen a lot of suffering. The worst of it is that many of the people I’ve been writing about for the past two and a half years are now dead. It has been such a terrible war. Simply medieval, even though it’s taking place as the twentieth century passes into the twenty-first, and in Eueope, too… So I want you to know the truth. Then you will be free of cynicism. And of the sticky swamp of racism our society has been sliding into. And of having to make difficult decisions about who’s right and who’s wrong in the Causcusus, and if there are any real heroes there now.

Map of Chechnya and the surrounding region Politkovskaya’s biases and motivations might be better understood within the context of her own experiences during her work as a journalist in Chechnya. She was arrested by security personnel on 18 February 2001, beaten, tortured, and threatened with death by unknown Russian officials. She wrote that she decided to “omit the nastiest details, since they are completely indecent,” but added that her own experiences at the hands of the FSS helped convince her that the Chechen accusations of atrocities were accurate. One scene in particular captures the horror of being held by state agents who have no fear of reprisal:

I demanded that they tell me my charges, write their report, and send me to prison so that my family could at least bring me a toothbrush. “No!” they said. “You’re a militant! You came here to look at the pits! Slut! Bitch! Basayev paid Yastrzhembsky for you, Yastrzhembsky paid your editor, and your editor sent you here”… The same lieutenant colonel was standing by the helicopter [after she was freed]. “If it were up to me, I’d shoot you,” he said as a goodbye.
Though the region has been a part of the Russian and Soviet empires since the tsarist expansion into the Caucasus Mountains in the late eighteenth century, the Chechens have long been a source of consternation for the Russians. Fears of a Chechen rebellion caused Stalin to deport in 1944 most of the population of Chechnya to the Kazakh SSR.

Although Khruschev allowed Chechens to return to their homeland after 1956, the desire for Chechen independence remained simmering during the ensuing decades. The fall of the Soviet Union in 1991 also saw the formation of the Chechen National Congress, a body dedicated to promoting independence for Chechnya. The First Chechen War was an effort by the Yeltsin government to prevent Chechen secession, and the war turned out to be a humiliating defeat for the once-mighty Russian army. The Second Chechen War, initiated by Putin in 1999, succeeded in reclaiming the territory of Chechnya as a part of the Russian state and installing a pro-Moscow regime, but the region remains prone to periodic fighting and terrorist attacks. The result of the two wars has been the death of thousands of combatants, many thousands of civilians, and hundreds of thousands of displaced persons.

Russian journalist Anna Politkovskaya in an undated photo Russian journalist Anna Politkovskaya in an undated photo

War is, of course, a brutal business, and it is doubtful that there has ever been a military operation in which at least a few participants did not commit acts of violence against innocent civilians. Politkovskaya depicted the military and security forces of the Russian state in a particularly unflattering light, bringing forth stories of widespread rape, robbery murder, and kidnapping for profit by soldiers and officers. A common practice in Chechnya, argued Politkovskaya, was for Russian soldiers to arrest innocent civilians and hold them until the local villages paid a ransom. The soldiers often extorted money simply for the bodies of dead Chechens, knowing that devout Muslims are anxious that the deceased be buried in a timely fashion. Politkovskaya recounted an especially sinister series of events surrounding a shakedown by Russian soldiers:

At the request of the village administration, Alkhazur, together with the others, went to Khankala, the main military base, for the body of a fellow villager who had first been detained at the time of the previous purge and then killed there, in Khankala. A serviceman who introduced himself as an FSS official, Sergei Koshelev, acted as the go-between for the ransom of the corpse. He demanded a lamb, a video camera, and a Zhiguli. But after he received everything, he still didn’t give back the body. At the same time, everyone who brought the ransom to Khankala disappeared without a trace. This happened on December 22, 2001. On the fourteenth day, the bodies of everyone who had disappeared were found not far from Khankala, in a ditch. One of Alkhazur Dagayev’s eyes had been cut out, and the body was black from being beaten. He was killed with a pistol shot at close range in the left temple.
Chechen civilians were not the only victims in the bloody campaign to recapture Chechnya and eliminate the militants. Politkovskaya interviewed Russian soldiers, officers, and Russian civilians who lived in the war-torn region, collecting horrific accounts that underscored the fact that violence cut across ethnic boundaries. Moreover, argued Politkovskaya, the violence and lawlessness in Chechnya has as much to do with corruption in the Russian military, judiciary, and other state divisions as they do with individual thuggery. This widespread corruption also includes local Chechen functionaries:
The overwhelming majority of the new Chechen officials, who arose in close contact with the military, strive to keep things in the “no war or peace” zone. Here, everything is allowed under threat of violence: illegal oil businesses, the fifty-fifty rule, humanitarian aid being sold in the markets, medicine that the republic got for free appearing in private drugstores belonging to Ministry of Health officials and their relatives… The soldiers and many civilians are depraved by the war to the utmost degree. They have formed a lethal combination: rule by the fist, zindan [prison], and submachine gun has fused with the ostensibly peaceful Chechnya where they prefer fraud nepotism, and lack of control.

Russian troops in the Chechen capital of Grozny in 2000Russian troops in the Chechen capital of Grozny in 2000

Politkovskaya’s book follows a chronological progression, although the chapters are organized in a thematic fashion. There are few footnotes in the text, and the material was drawn from personal interviews by the author with Chechen civilians, members and former members of the Soviet and Russian governments, and members of the Chechen resistance. It appears that the author intended this text for undergraduate students, non-specialist scholars, and the learned general public, and some familiarity with Russian history is helpful – but not essential - in order to enhance understanding.

Certainly Politkovskaya’s A Small Corner of Hell deserves some criticism for its occasional lack of objectivity, as the author bitterly condemned the people she believed most responsible for the atrocities of the war, including Vladimir Putin, Kofi Annan, and George W. Bush. The articles, while sharing common themes, sometimes do not flow well together, and more effort could have been placed in developing transitions between the pieces. Nonetheless, the book is invaluable for its descriptions of the effects of the war on people who were not participants, people who simply want to live a life without fear of brutality, kidnappings, or murder. While Politkovskaya’s killers might never be found, her death may serve a greater good by shining light into dark corners, where the nefarious henchmen of the Russian oligarchs lurk, whose notions of justice include political assassination and state-sponsored terrorism.

On Racehorses and the Cult of Personality

Left: Barbaro, a horse

I just finished scanning the major televison news stations and news sites on the Internet, and without a doubt the biggest news story today is the death by euthanization of Kentucky Derby winner Barbaro. The horse fractured three bones in and around the ankle of his right hind leg, and lingering infections forced owners Roy and Gretchen Jackson to make the decision to put the animal out of its misery.

As an animal lover, I agree that it is sad to watch a poor creature suffer, and I feel sorry for the owners. I know how difficult it was for me when I had to say goodbye to my faithful Labrador retriever Hershey. We become attached to our animal friends, and their deaths can hit us as hard as our human companions.

But is this story really deserving of the sort of media frenzy we might expect with the death of, say, Mother Theresa? Every news network broke in with a report on this dead horse.

Screen capture of the "breaking news" on CNN

The blogosphere is filled with gushing comments like these from Taylor Marsh: "What a glorious animal. What a fighter. What a winner."

What a load of hooey. Barbaro was a horse bred to run races and make money for its owners. Nothing more, nothing less.

Maybe it's the cynical mood I am in today, but I tend to think that this story should be more like a quick obituary notice. Sure, Barbaro was a prize-winning thoroughbred, but shouldn't a bigger news story be - oh, I dunno - the fighting near the holy city of Najaf that killed hundreds of suspected insurgents?

The best words I have seen written on the topic of Barbaro came from another blogger, Brian at Sports Frog:
Our long national nightmare is over -- Barbaro is no more. Housewives all over America are shedding a tear at the demise of the bravest horse to ever live. Somewhere in heaven, Jesus is riding Barbaro and they're eating carrots together and laughing at Saddam Hussein in hell.
After I get done laughing at Brian's comments, someone please shoot me. My head hurts from all this Barbaro blathering.

Addendum: Be sure to check out Subcomandante Bob's "Barbaro Trifecta" of stories addressing the frenzy over the dead horse: here, here, and here.

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--Calvin Trillin

Jan 28, 2007

One Night on a Dimly-Lit Street

(Toledo, OH) I first noticed the car in front of my house about eleven o'clock. It was idling in the middle of the street with its lights on, and at first I thought it might be one of my teens getting dropped off by a friend.

After a few minutes, and with the car still sitting there, I threw my coat on to go investigate.

In the front seat was a white male, about 30 years of age, sleeping behind the wheel. He managed to put the car into park before nodding off in the middle of the road. The window was down, and I tried to shake him, but he was out cold.

I called 911 and reported the car and its somnolent driver. First on the scene was the fire department, whose first move was to turn off the car and take away the keys.

I hadn't thought of that.

They then rousted the man as the police pulled up. After a few minutes of the perfunctory drunk tests, the responding officer cuffed the man and put him in the back of the cruiser. A few minutes later a tow truck came and hauled away the man's car.

The man was clearly under the influence of something, and anyone who could sleep as soundly as this person was in no condition to drive. I resisted the urge to plaster the man's face and license plate on my blog, opting instead for a few blurry shots of the emergency vehicles blocking my driveway.

Asleep. Behind the wheel. In the middle of the road.

I have thought about this guy a few times in the past two days, like why he chose the area in front of my house to make his abrupt stop, and how he could have been so wasted to actually sleep while in the act of driving. I suppose the fact that he got busted before he could have killed someone is a positive note, but I couldn't help but feel an initial twinge of guilt at turning him in.

That quickly passed, though. People that intoxicated behind the wheel of a car are more than a menace - they are tragedies waiting to happen.

On Violent Acres

I know that I am likely the last person on the Internet to become acquainted with the blog Violent Acres. I have weeks in which I can't even keep up with answering the comments on my own blog, let alone wander aimlessly through the Web looking for more sites to take time away from my work.

Violent Acres is written by a woman whose blog header announces: "I’m just like you, only I’m interesting and my life isn’t devoid of meaning." Her writing is, by turns, caustic, introspective, and hilarious, and she might best be described with the witty summation developed by blogger Zero Boss as the raging id of the personal blogosphere.

The author has been accused of being insensitive, and her posts hold little back. Still, narratives like her embarassing visit to the DMV show that she is not afraid to skewer her own foibles, and this element of self-deprecation makes her externally directed barbs more tolerable.

Speculation runs rampant on the Internet about the true identity of Violent Acres. Some pundits go so far as to suggest that the author is actually a mysoginistic man. I prefer to simply read the posts and accept the writing (and the writer) at face value.

Full Court Shot Nails Little Kid



I feel sorry for the recipient of this errant shot, but you have to admit this video is pretty funny.

You may have to watch it twice to see the events unfold.

Jan 27, 2007

Film Review: Jesus Camp

Grade: A minus

Nominated for a 2007 Annual Academy Award for Best Documentary Feature, Jesus Camp is a documentary about a Christian summer camp for children who hone their preaching and prophecy skills.

The film avoids the more partisan approach of a Michael Moore in favor of a rather detached view of the modern charismatic Christian movement, albeit on the more extreme end of the evangelical spectrum. Interspersed throughout the film are segments featuring Mike Papantonio, who hosts "Ring of Fire," a national-syndicated weekly program on Air America Radio.

The film depicts the marriage of religion and politics in the American fundamentalist right, and is also noteworthy for a pre-scandal appearance by preacher Ted Haggard. Despite their efforts to maintain fairness, one suspects the producers had to be pinching themselves after Haggard's fall from grace last year.

The children, of course, are at the center of the film, and there are fascinating scenes in which these pre-pubescent preachers attempt to spread the Gospel to bystanders in bowling alleys and on park benches. After Rachael approaches a group of indifferent tract recipients, she walks away and whispers to the camera: "I think they were Muslims."

Jesus Camp offers a sober look at the clash of cultures in modern America, and also provides insight into the psyche of extreme fundamentalists. Rather than a predictable, condemnatory skewering of conservative evangelicals, the film attempts to understand why so many people are attracted to this blending of relgious and political ideology.

I left the film not so much shocked at what I saw, but with a better appreciation for conservative evangelicals, and - I must admit - some empathy for them. I did find the scene in which children prayed over a cardboard cutout of George W. Bush to be a bit creepy, but in the main these folks were trying their best to find meaning in the middle of a world filled with contradictions.

After all, in a time of global chaos and seeming moral decay, the certitude of the uncompromising promises offered by the likes of Pastor Becky Fischer can be quite comforting for those weary of the "sick old world" around them.

Rapid Rhetoric: FRONTOGENESIS

This is an irregular feature - both in frequency and oddness - dedicated to a word I came across that I have never previously used.

frontogenesis n. the meeting of two different air currents that results in the creation of a weather front.

Two conditions must be met for frontogenesis to occur. Two air masses of different densities must first exist adjacent to one another, and a prevailing wind field must exist to bring them together.

Jan 26, 2007

U.N. General Assembly Adopts Resolution Condemning Holocaust Denial

United Nations General Assembly (New York) The UN General Assembly has adopted a resolution condemning any attempt to deny the Holocaust. Iran's UN delegate was alone in speaking out against the measure.

The resolution condemns "without any reservation any denial of the Holocaust" and "urges all member states unreservedly to reject any denial of the Holocaust as a historical event, either in full or in part, or any activities to this end."

"By this action today, the General Assembly reaffirms its condemnation of the Holocaust as a crime against humanity," said the body’s president, Sheikha Haya Al Khalifa of Bahrain. "This is a strong reminder to all that the international community is united in opposing all crimes against humanity. For the dignity of all humanity, we must strengthen our resolve to prevent such atrocities, whenever and wherever they might occur."

The motion did not single out any country, but it appears to be directed against Iran, especially considering the widespread anger provoked last month by its hosting of a Holocaust denial conference in Tehran.

2006 Media Job Cuts Rise 88 Percent

(New York) Job cuts among members of the US media rose 88 percent in 2006 from the previous year, highlighting a trend in downsizing over the last decade.

The media industry slashed 17,809 jobs last year, nearly double the increase from the 9,453 cuts in 2005, outplacement consultant firm Challenger Gray & Christmas said in a press release.

Media companies "will continue to make adjustments as their focus shifts from print to electronic," Challenger CEO John Challenger said. "Until they can figure out a way to make as much money from their online services as they are losing from the print side, it is going to be an uphill battle."

Newspaper publishers, broadcasters and other media firms have been cutting staff and revising their business plans as the number of Americans who turn to the Internet for news and information continues to grow.

Jan 25, 2007

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In all history there is no war which was not hatched by the governments, the governments alone, independent of the interests of the people, to whom war is always pernicious even when successful.
--Leo Tolstoy

Some Thoughts on God and Religion

Rising sun In the past few years I have been reevaluating my faith, trying to reconcile the multiplicity of influences on matters spiritual that have nudged me along the path on enlightenment.

I am by definition a Catholic of the Roman persuasion, and I attend Mass less frequently than I once did. There was a period of time when I never missed a service, served as a lector during Mass, and participated wholeheartedly in my parish.

A series of life-changing experiences, however, shook my faith. The events themselves are not worth repeating here, save to say that I - like many other lost souls - encountered circumstances that made me question the existence of God. There were nights during the height of my misery when I shook my fist and cursed God; how, I railed, could there be a God who lets evil befall a faithful servant? While no saint, I worked hard to be a good Christian, and it seemed I was rewarded by being shat upon.

It took me a few years to get past my misplaced anger toward God. I have since come to terms with the period of my life that once seemed unfair, and I understand that I will never really "know" God in this life, at least not in the sense of being able to comprehend why certain tragedies happen.

Wisdom gained from such life experiences certainly has lasting value, though I would never willingly choose to a path of pain simply for the long-term perspective gains. I still struggle, though, when I listen to spiritual leaders who claim that their flavor of faith is the One True Faith, and that all others are lesser (or even heretical) beliefs.

In my opinion there are a great many paths to God, and there are at least as many routes that can lead us in directions away from spiritual fulfillment. Some false paths are more quickly recognized as counter-spiritual, such as drug addiction or an obsession with wealth. Others - like cults - seem to provide the answer to burning spiritual questions, but which snare many unfortunate souls who fall for their Siren songs of false prophecy.

There are also people we meet along the way - call them angels, if you'd like - who live as directional signposts toward enlightenment. Maybe "tour guide" would be a better term for those souls we encounter who seem to have just the piece of advice we need at a moment of spiritual crisis. Perhaps God works through these people, offering us possible paths to inner peace, if only we see their signs.

Jan 24, 2007

Book Review: 1453: The Holy War for Constantinople and the Clash of Islam and the West

1453: The Holy War for Constantinople Crowley, Roger

New York: Hyperion, 2005, 304 pages


Not a historian by training, Crowley was educated in English literature at Cambridge, and spent a year teaching English in Istanbul. He spent much of his life in Malta, Greece, and Turkey, and though 1453 is his first book, the text is the culmination of his many years traveling in the eastern Mediterranean. The author produced a work that, in the fashion of traditional historiography, casts the battle for the city in terms of a fight between the respective leaders, Mehmet I and Constantine XI. For Crowley, the most important consideration of the siege at Constantinople is not that the Ottomans succeeded, but that the Byzantines managed to hold off the invasion for as many weeks as they did.

Crowley approached the topic from both European and Turkish perspectives, using accounts from Western observers as well as historical Ottoman narratives in an attempt to provide a relatively balanced examination of the siege of Constantinople. The author, however, relied more heavily on secondary than primary sources in this synthesis, and there is a striking imbalance (skewed in favor of the West) between the European and Turkish sources. In addition, the material is centered squarely on Constantinople / Stamboul, with the result that readers learn little about the rest of the Ottoman Empire. Still, Western caricatures of the “Lustful Turk” and the “Terrible Turk” are largely avoided, as Crowley strove to present the atrocities committed by both sides. Most importantly, the author noted that one of the worst periods in the history of Constantinople occurred during the Fourth Crusade, when Western forces sacked and pillaged the city under the direction of the Venetians.

The text roughly follows a chronological approach, with chapters that revolve around particular themes related to the battle. Crowley began with basic histories of the Byzantine and Ottoman Empires to help readers understand the context of the siege. The fall of Constantinople, argued Crowley, owed as much to the schism between the Eastern and Western Churches as it did to the military tactics of Mehmet II. In addition, the Byzantines themselves were divided between those who agreed with the reunification proposed by Pope Nicholas V and those who wished to remain independent from Rome.

Accompanying the text are a section of paintings and photographs – for which the author strove to avoid Orientalist caricatures (except when discussing Western misconceptions) - that provide readers with visual representations of the textual analysis. The author provided detailed endnotes, although there is no accompanying seriation in the text. Crowley included a five-page bibliography, a cross-referenced index, and a number of useful maps to help readers unfamiliar with the history of this battle.

Crowley wrote the book with an eye toward the general reader, and - while a prior familiarity with European and Turkish history is helpful – one need not be a specialist to follow this straightforward narrative. The text is heavier on military, political and religious history, but the author provided quite a few vignettes that highlighted the daily life of ordinary Byzantines and Ottomans. Crowley also writes with an engaging style that makes the events of the siege of Constantinople come alive in ways that many similar works do not.

Jan 23, 2007

Rapid Rhetoric: WELTANSCHAUUNG

This is an irregular feature - both in frequency and oddness - dedicated to a word I came across that I have never previously used.

Weltanschauung n. German; literally "world view," or a personal philosophy of life, one's view of the role of humans in the universe.

Related nouns include Weltpolitik, "world politics" (policy towards the world, or foreign policy), and Weltschmerz, 'world sorrow," (sadness at the world's woes, or pessimism).

From Sigmund Freud's Civilization & Die Weltanschauung (1918):
By Weltanschauung, then, I mean an intellectual construction which gives a unified solution of all the problems of our existence in virtue of a comprehensive hypothesis, a construction, therefore, in which no question is left open and in which everything in which we are interested finds a place. It is easy to see that the possession of such a Weltanschauung is one of the ideal wishes of mankind. When one believes in such a thing, one feels secure in life, one knows what one ought to strive after, and how one ought to organize one's emotions and interests to the best purpose.

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The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
--John Kenneth Galbraith

Jan 22, 2007

On Habeas Corpus and Alberto Gonzalez

US Constitution During Senate Judiciary Committee hearings last week, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales made the startling claim there is no expressed right to habeas corpus in the U.S. Constitution. Gonzales was debating Sen. Arlen Specter about whether the Supreme Court’s ruling on Guantanamo detainees last year cited the constitutional right to habeas corpus.

Here are the exact words of Gonzalez, responding to Specter's questioning:

"[T]here is no express grant of habeas in the Constitution. There is a prohibition against taking it away...I meant by that comment, the Constitution doesn't say, "Every individual in the United States or every citizen is hereby granted or assured the right to habeas." It doesn't say that. It simply says the right of habeas corpus shall not be suspended except by..."
A brief quote from Article I, Section 9 of the Constitution is in order:

The privilege of the writ of habeas corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in cases of rebellion or invasion the public safety may require it.
To more clearly delineate the rights of defendants in criminal proceedings, the Sixth Amendement spells out these what the accused can expect in the United States:

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the state and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the assistance of counsel for his defense.
And, just in case they left something out, those paranoid early Americans in Philadelphia added an extra layer of protection against prosecutorial tyranny in the Ninth Amendment, reiterating that there are plenty of common law rights dating back to Magna Carta we enjoy:

The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.
I would like to believe that the Attorney General attended the standard constitutional law classes that Harvard Law School requires to obtain a Juris Doctor, but - giving him the benefit of the doubt - perhaps he was sleeping off a hangover the day his professor covered habeas corpus. If this is the case, then Mr. Gonzalez should hit the books and enlighten himself.

But, unfortunately, I believe that the Attorney General is well-versed in constitutional law, and knows quite well what the Constituion says about habeas corpus. I see this as yet another sign that the Bush Administration simply believes that it has the power to supercede the supreme law of the land whenever said document is inconvenient.

And that, dear friends, is a scary thought.

Anti-Bush T-Shirt Gets Man Booted from Plane

Allen JassonLeft: Allen Jasson, photo courtesy of TheAge.com.au

(Melbourne, Australia) An airline passenger, who was removed from a flight for wearing a T-shirt describing President Bush as a terrorist, has threatened legal action against Australian airline Qantas.

Allen Jasson said that he was turned away last Friday at a Qantas departure gate in Melbourne when he tried to board a London-bound flight while wearing a shirt with the picture of Bush and the slogan "World's #1 terrorist."

Virgin Blue airline had previously barred Jasson on a connecting flight to Adelaide, but on a return flight to Melbourne with Qantas on Friday, he successfully wore the shirt.

Jasson said that he had already cleared international security checks when he approached the gate manager, thanking him for Qantas allowing him to wear the shirt and asking for an apology for his earlier treatment.

"I concede that I raised the issue, but I wanted primarily to thank Qantas for relenting when (the gate manager) told me: 'I'm surprised you got this far, the staff should have stopped you'," he said.

Jasson said he was merely exercising his right to express "a popular political" view.

"It's game on, Qantas. They are going to fly me home wearing this T-shirt," he said. "I have made up my mind that I would rather stand up for the principle of free speech."

A Qantas spokesman said that "whether made verbally or on a T-shirt, comments with the potential to offend other customers or threaten the security of a Qantas...aircraft will not be tolerated."

Jan 21, 2007

Rapid Rhetoric: HAULM

This is an irregular feature - both in frequency and oddness - dedicated to a word I came across that I have never previously used.

haulm n. the stalks or stems of grasses, peas, beans, or potatoes, historically used as bedding or thatching material.

Haulm is derived from the Middle English word halm ("straw") and from Old English word healm. Similar words appear in the Danish, German, and Icelandic languages.

Book Review: Armageddon Averted: The Soviet Collapse, 1970-2000

Armageddon Averted: The Soviet Collapse, 1970-2000Kotkin, Stephen

New York: Oxford University Press, 2001


Kotkin is a professor of Russian history at Princeton, and received his doctorate from the University of California-Berkeley. He is currently the director of the program in Russian Studies at Princeton, and is also a member of the the editorial board of the Princeton University Press. Armageddon Averted examines the fall of the Soviet Union and the structures that followed in post-Soviet Russia. In particular, Kotkin considers why the Soviet Union – with enough nuclear weapons to destroy the West and with a five million man army – devolved from a Communist empire to the nation of Russia with a minimum of violence.

Kotkin began Armageddon Averted by discussing the global contexts through which the fall of the Soviet empire should be evaluated. The author noted that the 1973 oil crisis was both a blessing and a curse for the Soviet regime; energy exports accounted for approximately 80 percent of Soviet hard currency earnings between 1973 and 1985, but the 1986 implosion of the global oil market was a disaster for the Soviet economy and, especially, for the economies of Soviet satellite states in Eastern Europe.

Mikhail GorbachevLeft: Mikhail Gorbachev

Kotkin also argued that the 1930s were the years in which Soviet-style socialism could have most successfully competed against Western capitalism, as collapsing economies in the West made socialism seem like a viable alternative. Instead, the height of Soviet expansion came after World War II, during the “unprecedented boom” of capitalist democracies that lasted until the 1970s. Kotkin argued that the Soviet experiment could not win an ideological and economic struggle with the West in a period of tremendous economic growth.

Since the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991, there has been no dearth of commentators with explanations for its collapse. Many pro-American pundits tend to credit the anticommunist presidency of Ronald Reagan and the buildup of the US military in the 1980s as primary causes. Satter argued that, as “the first state in history to be based explicitly on atheism,” the Soviet Union replaced religion with Marxism-Leninism, and its demise was due to the triumph of political ideology over morality. Watson maintained that rising nationalism in the republics, dissolution of Soviet unity, and the costly Afghanistan war were primary reasons for the Soviet collapse. Hobsbawm argued that the fall of the Soviet Union was primarily economic in nature, due in large part to increasing consumer demands for commodities that an authoritarian regime and central planners could not meet:
Beginning in the 1960's; the USSR and the nations of Eastern Europe began to open up their command economies to trade with the western world. Inevitably, their citizens began to compare their cramped apartments and dreary cultural life with the wondrous freedoms available in the west. Meanwhile, under cynical autocrats like Leonid Brezhnev, even card-carrying communists shed their hopes for a classless society. In the 1980's; when economic crisis battered the ramparts of the Soviet empire, its ideological empire was bare.
Kotkin, however, argued that the seeds of future collapse were sown in the reformist idealism initiated by Nikita Khrushchev during the 1950s and early 1960s after the Stalin era. Khrushchev’s de-Stalinization campaign, argued Kotkin, produced a generation of “true believers” like Mikhail Gorbachev who believed in the “dream of socialist revolution.” The reformists, led by Gorbachev and introducing policies such as glasnost (political openness), perestroika (economic restructuring), and uskoreniye (rapid economic development), were more than mere political opportunists:
Far from an aberration, Gorbachev was a quintissential product of the Soviet system, and a faithful representative of the system’s trajectory as it enetered the second half of the 1980s. His cohort hailed him as the long-awaited ‘reformer,’ a second Khrushchev. They were right. Belief in a humane socialism had re-emerged from within the system, and this time, in even more politically skillful hands, it would prove fatal.
The period of Soviet reform led by Gorbachev, argued Kotkin, was one of well-intentioned (but contradictory) half-measures that produced unintended, destabilizing effects on the regime. Perestroika, conceived as means of moderninzing Soviet industry to compete in an increasingly global marketplace, relied upon a “recalcitrant ministerial bureaucracy to implement an improbable decentraliziation that would entail a significant loss of ministerial authority.” Glasnost, seen as a means to circumvent opponents of perestroika, became instead a vehicle that undermined faith in the Soviet system, as social, political, and economic problems previously ignored by the official government media were now brought to public scrutiny; Kotkin described this phenomena as an rising awareness by the general public that “all previous life was revealed as a lie.”

Gorbachev’s plan to bring greater democracy to the Communist Party through the newly-formed Congress of People’s Deputies had the unintended effect of weakening the power of the party Secretariat; the centralized power of the Soviet system was thus dispersed to the individual Supreme Soviets of the constituent republics, and Kotkin argued that these political bodies began to act as “parliaments of de facto independent states.”

Kotkin argued that Gorbachev’s foreign policy initiatives also produced a plethora of unitended consequences. His decision to withdraw Soviet troops from the expensive Afghanistan conflict – ostensibly a move to reduce military expenditures in an unpopular war – actually ended up costing the Soviet government more money, as the costs associated with demobilization initially exceeded those of deployment, straining the resources of an already cash-strapped government. In a similar fashion, the gradual removal of Soviet troops from the Eastern bloc cost the Soviet government dearly, as demobilization and the re-arming of former client states added to the revenue woes of Gorbachev and the reformers. In addition, Gorbachev’s decision to abandon the Brezhnev Doctrine – a move designed to defuse the expensive superpower confrontation – meant the “surrender of all the gains of the Second World War,” and created an environment in which the constituent Soviet republics could assume greater autonomy without fear of retaliation from the retreating central govenrment.

Boris YeltsinLeft: Boris Yeltsin

The author’s view of Mikhail Gorbachev is generally a positive one, although Kotkin was quick to point out the Soviet leader’s failures to appreciate the possible effects of his reforms. Kotkin, however, spared little polemic in describing the post-Soviet presidency of Boris Yeltsin, often depicting the Russian leader as a bumbling, ill-mannered buffon. The author considered Yeltsin’s National Sports Foundation as a “con” designed not as a charitable foundation for destitute athletes, but rather as a means to evade taxes. Government bureaucrats, argued Kotkin, were “far more shameless under Yeltsin” in their corruption than they had been under Brezhnev. The author added anecdotes that paint Yeltsin in a particularly negative light:
At a 1994 ceremony to mark the completion of troop withdrawals, Boris Yeltsin, in a drunken, depressed state, grabbed a baton and started conducting a German orchestra, causing a scandal.
Kotkin’s synthesis follows a chronological progression, although the chapters are organized in a thematic fashion. There are relatively few footnotes, and the cited works are drawn from archival material, secondary texts, and personal interviews by the author with members and former members of the Soviet and Russian governments. It appears that the author intended this text for undergraduate students, non-specialist scholars, and the learned general public, and some familiarity with Russian history is helpful – but not essential - in order to enhance understanding.

Kotkin provided maps, photographs, charts, and tables as additions to augment the textual material, and he provided a bibliographical essay for further reading. The author’s writing style is literate, though accessible, and Kotkin possesses the ability to write elegant, compelling prose. One cannot help but breathe a sigh of relief after reading Armageddon Averted, as Kotkin skillfully demonstrates how lucky were the citizens of the world that the Soviet Union did not devolve into a the sort of endless bloodbath that accompanied the breakup of Yugoslavia.

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The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
--Oscar Levant

Jan 20, 2007

On the Value of Home Equity Loans

(Toledo, OH) I wrote last summer of my long-running Catch-22 with the Internal Revenue Service. The story involved a business I once owned and some unpaid payroll taxes owed by my corporation.

As president of the company, the IRS considered me liable for what is known as the Trust Fund Recovery Penalty, and I was on the hook for about $24,000 (over half of which were late fees and earlier penalties). We whittled the balance down to $7,500 by this summer, and we were able in July to obtain a Home Equity Loan to finally get the IRS out of our hair after seven long years.

I am not a fan of adding debt when faced with personal budget concerns, preferring instead to cut expenses and take an extra part-time job. Many people use home loans to simply pay off credit cards and start the cycle of debt accumulation all over again. This, to me, is one of the dangers faced by credit-addicted consumers who roll over their balances into a larger loan.

Still, there are times when people can use home equity loans to save themselves quite a bit of money in reduced interest charges. Consider visiting PersonalHomeLoanMortgages.com - which sponsored this post - for more information about debt consolidation.

Racist Podcaster Hal Turner Claims to File Federal Suit in Internet War

Hal Turner Left: Turner's purported receipt for the court filing

(North Bergen, NJ) Neo-Nazi podcaster Hal Turner, who became the object of retribution by a loosely-confederated group of Internet hackers (they detest the term, but I lack a better noun) called the "Legion of Anonymous," claims to have filed a lawsuit in federal court against a number of Internet sites and up to one thousand "John Does." Among the named websites are 7chan.org, 4chan.org, ebaumsworld.com, nexisonline.com, and abjects.com.

The purported court filings - which the documents on Turner's site indicate are pro se - do not show up on PACER, the federal judiciary's centralized registration database, but cases sometimes lag for a few days before showing up in the system.

Turner, for those unfamiliar with his brand of virtual racism, uses his website and podcasts to advocate the murder of "savage negro beasts," immigrants, Jews, gays, congressmen, the President, and pretty much everyone else who does not fit his narrow definition of "human." His greatest claim to fame was calling for the murder of federal district judge Joan Lefkow. The FBI later interviewed him following the murders of Lefkow's mother and husband on February 28, 2005, but did not find reason to detain him further.

Prior to the so-called Chan Wars, Turner's most recent foray into notoriety (read: publicity stunt) was the advocacy of assassinating members of Congress, posting this threat on his website:
We may have to ASSASSINATE some of the people you elect on Nov. 7! This could be your LAST ELECTION CHANCE, to save this Republic... Sorry to have to be so blunt, but the country is in mortal danger from our present government and our liberty is already near dead because of this government. If you are too stupid to turn things around with your vote, there are people out here like me who are willing to turn things around with guns, force and violence. We hope our method does not become necessary.
The cyber-drama began in mid-December when Turner published home telephone numbers of some minors who prank called his radio show earlier in the month. After the thick-headed Turner refused to remove this information, the offended pranksters went on the offensive, seeking the assistance of friends on sites such as 4chan.org, 7chan.org, and Digg.com.

Hal Turner Left: Hal Turner speaking at a 2006 National Socialist Movement function

In retaliation, members of "Anonymous" began a campaign of bandwidth vampirism (with at least one occasion of a DOS attack) against Turner's site, causing him to shut down the site many times over the last month. Turner, of course, is his own worst enemy, as he continues to egg on the hackers. He published a bloody photo of one of the "attackers" in December - claiming the hacker was the victim of a brutal beating by skinheads allied to him - but it turned out that Hal simply Googled "bloody head" and posted a heisted photo with the requisite PhotoShop additions.

The Legion of Anonymous members claim to be in the war for lulz (a rhetorical bastardization of LOLs). Instead of just ignoring Anonymous (thus depriving them of "lulz") Turner, continues to make the poor decisions in how he handles the /b/tards, and instead continues to provide them with hours of entertainment.

I see two scenarios at play here. Either Turner has doctored court papers in order to beg for donations from his listeners, or he has actually filed a pro se lawsuit that will be tossed from the courts in a New Jersey minute. I normally avoid linking directly to the websites of the racist right, but here is the purported Hal Turner lawsuit for your amusement.

Or lulz, depending on your preference.

Rapid Rhetoric: OBTENEBRATE

This is an irregular feature - both in frequency and oddness - dedicated to a word I came across that I have never previously used.

obtenebrate v. to darken, to cast a shadow over, to becloud. Obtenebration is the act of darkening, or the state of being darkened.

The word obtenerate is derived from the Latin ob- ("in front") and the Latin tenebrae ("darkness").

Blogger Problems

(Toledo, OH) I have been experiencing a high number of Blogger issues over the last few days. Accessing the dashboard brings error messages like the one in the screen capture on the left. Many times I have attempted to leave comments, only to find that the comment page will not load, or Blogger wants to eat my comments.

I have also experienced a dozen or more outtages in which simply trying to view the homepage of this site brings Google error messages.

The problem seems most severe on "old" Blogger pages (i.e., those that have not yet switched to Blogger Beta).

Hoping Saturday brings a cessation of Blogger problems. Note: anyone who posts a sugary comment containing words to the effect of "but at least it's a FREE platform" gets whacked upside the head. Harrumph.

Jan 19, 2007

"Storm Worm" Virus Spreading around the Globe

Sample small.DAM email courtesy of F-Secure

(Helsinki) Emails claiming to provide readers with the latest news about the monster storms that tore through Europe this week actually contain a virus that could leave computers vulnerable to future attacks.

The virus - dubbed "Storm Worm" by antivirus experts - is sent to hundreds of thousands of email addresses globally, with the e-mail's subject line saying "230 dead as storm batters Europe."

The spam messages used subject headers such as "230 dead as storm batters Europe." The virus took the form of an attachment with titles such as "Read More.exe", "Full Clip.exe", "Full Story.exe" and "Video.exe", according to Finnish tech firm F-Secure.

"What makes this exceptional is the timely nature of the attack," said Mikko Hypponen, head of research at F-Secure.

Hypponen added that most users will not notice the malware, which creates a virtual back door to the computer that can be exploited to steal user data or to use the computer as a zombie to spread spam.

Graham Cluley, senior technology consultant for antivirus firm Sophos, said that the virus has spread rapidly.

"On average, one in every 200 emails that people have received since midnight are likely to be infected by this Trojan horse," he said. "Receiving or reading the emails themselves does not mean that you will be infected. However, users must be very careful not to click on the attached file inside the emails as that will install a Trojan horse on their computer."

On Used Cars, Terrorists, and Small Businessmen

(Toledo, OH) I helped my daughter buy a car today from a business on Monroe Street called RAM Auto. Nick and Jay at RAM are hardworking businessmen who provide quality used cars for their customers (no, this is not a paid plug).

They happened to rent their building from someone involved in the so-called Toledo terror plot several years before Mohammad Zaki Amawi, Marwan Othman El-Hindi, and Wassim I. Mazloum were arrested on terrorism charges.

"We have nothing to do with any of that," said Nick as he filled out some title papers for me. "But the media looked us up on the Internet, saw we rented from them, and were harassing us for weeks."

Both men were reluctant to talk about the experience, saying that they just want to look forward. Nick, though, said that business was "terrible" for months after the arrests.

"They showed our business on television. Who would want to buy a car from a 'terrorist'?" he asked rhetorically, declining to quantify his losses. "We put up signs in the window saying we were not involved, but it was a long time before business picked back up again."

Things have improved in the past few months as the memory faded, said Nick.

"Thank God - we were able to survive this," he said, pausing to answer a ringing telephone.

Guilt by association is tough to defeat, especially given the fact that Nick and Jay have Middle Eastern accents. In this day and age, just looking or sounding diferent is enough to arouse suspicion.

By the way - the car runs well, so I give a hearty recommendation to RAM Auto. Maybe if Toledoans keep RAM Auto in mind when they are making a used car purchase, we can make up for the losses Nick and Jay incurred during our terror mania last year.

Jan 18, 2007

Hurricane Blasts...Northern Europe?

(Amsterdam) Northern Europe was pounded by an unusually strong cyclonic storm Thursday that killed at least three people, forced changes in the schedule of U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, and adversely affceted transportaion in the air, on land and at sea.

Gale-force winds and heavy rains hit the Netherlands on Thursday, forcing travel warnings, school closings, and flight cancellations in what is expected to be the worst storm in decades. The powerful storm - dubbed "Kyrill" or "Cyril" depending on the language of the news source - is expected to bring winds of up to 112 mph in high and exposed areas of Germany today.

In Vienna authorities warned that the storm was forecast to hit the Austrian capital by Friday night, with winds of up to 90 mph, which is strong enough to uproot trees.

Winds over 80 mph swept through much of England, Wales and Northern Ireland Wednesday night, while Scotland recorded the its major snowfall of 2007 in the Highlands.

Recent weather patterns around the globe have certainly been atypical in the past few years, and Storm Kyrill will serve to fan the flames of debate about the meaning of changes in the Earth's temperature and weather.

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A man is like a fraction whose numerator is what he is and whose denominator is what he thinks of himself. The larger the denominator, the smaller the fraction.
--Leo Tolstoy

Jan 17, 2007

Book Review: Crónica da tomada de Ceuta (The Chronicle of the Capture of Ceuta)

Prince Henry the NavigatorLeft: Prince Henry the Navigator

Gomes Eanes de Zurara (Azurara).

Lisbon: Publicações Europa-América, 1992


Zurara was a fifteenth-century court chronicler and keeper of the national archives for the Portuguese Aviz dynasty who recounted the life and actions of Infante Dom Henrique, known to the English-speaking world as Prince Henry the Navigator. While providing valuable details of a number of historical events, the writing of Zurara must be recognized for its inherent biases. Zurara, after all, derived his income from the royal court, and there could be repercussions for producing text that was unflattering to the Infante. In addition to his role as court chronicler, Zurara was a comendador (commander) in the Order of Christ, and he stood to lose an important, well-paid benefice if he portrayed Henry in anything other than the most devout and heroic fashion. Finally, the work was not written until 1449-50, and Zurara relied upon the memory of Dom Henrique to provide the narrative of the expedition:
Then all this was told to me by the Infante Dom Henrique, Duke of Vizeu, and Lord of Covilha, in whose household I dwelt for some time by the order of our lord the King; and this Infante, better than any other person in the kingdom, could inform me as to the very spirit of the principal things which constitute the true value of history.
The capture of the Moorish city of Ceuta, on the north coast of Africa, occurred on August 21, 1415. Under the command of Portuguese King Dom João I, 242 armed ships left with an estimated 45,000 men from Lisbon toward North Africa, taking Infantes Dom Henrique, Dom Pedro and Dom Duarte. After conquering the city, Dom João left Count Dom Pedro de Menezes in charge of a contingent of 2,700 men. Zurara recounted the logistics of outfitting the expedition, the actual battle, and the long-term effects of the battle on the subsequent rise of the Portuguese sea-borne empire.

Map of Ceuta The text is transcribed in its original archaic Portuguese; linguistic scholars often date the birth of the modern form of Portuguese to 1516 with the publication of Cancioneiro Geral de Garcia de Resende, a collection of some three hundred poems about the reigns of kings Afonso V, João II, and Manuel I. Thus, scholars attempting to work through this text face the additional challenge of the evolution of the Portuguese language. For example, the Portuguese word causa (“motive” or “cause”) is spelled cousa in the Zurara text, while the verb ter (“to have”) is spelled teer. Words with the letter “v” instead have the letter “u” in many cases (as in caualeiros → cavaleiros), and some verb conjugations differ between Old Portuguese and the modern language. In addition, the editor left misspellings and alternate spellings as Zurara originally recorded them. For those unfamiliar with Portuguese an abridged English translation exists, although this translation leaves out at least half of the original text.

One of Zurara’s most important contributions is his delineation of Prince Henry’s motivations for his sponsorship of voyages of exploration. In Crónica da tomada de Ceuta Zurara discussed the importance for the sons of Portuguese nobility to earn their proverbial spurs in a glorious battle against the Muslims (fazer seus filhos caualeiros o mais honrradamente que se bem podesse fazer- “to make his sons cavaleiros, the most honorable that they could become”). The prince, according to Zurara in Crónica do descobrimento e conquista da Guiné, had six reasons for his exploratory zeal. The first was "a wish to know what lands there were beyond the Canary Isles and a cape which was called Bojador." Zurara next declared that Dom Henrique wished to develop trade with distant lands "which the traffic would bring great profit to our natives;" specifically, the Portuguese hoped to tap into the trans-Saharan gold, ivory, and slave trades. The third reason, explained Zurara, was to learn the extent of Muslim influence in Africa, because “every wise man is moved by the desire to know the strength of his enemy.”

Prince Henry the NavigatorLeft: Sixteenth-century image of the legendary Prester John

Henrique’s fourth motivation was the desire to find a Christian monarch who would provide the Portuguese with an ally in its struggle with the forces of Islam: the fabled Prester John. The Infante also wanted to send out missionaries “to increase the holy faith in Our Lord Jesus Christ” and "to lead to this faith all souls desirous of being saved…” Finally, Zurara cites an astrological aspect of Dom Henrique, noting that the alignment of the planets proved that the Infante “was bound to engage in great and noble conquests, and above all he was bound to attempt the discovery of things which were hidden from other men…”

While Ceuta never proved to be the foothold into North Africa that allowed the Portuguese to exploit the trans-Saharan trade, the 1415 capture of the Moorish city is a convenient point with which to demark the era of European expansion and colonialism. From his court at Sagres, Dom Henrique planned and financed expeditions that expanded European knowledge of the Atlantic coast of Africa, ultimately providing focus and drive to nascent European expansionist behavior.

Ohio Boys Commandeer Historic Locomotive

Hocking Valley Scenic RailwayRailway image courtesy of Hocking Valley Scenic Railway

(Nelsonville, OH) Two boys escaped from a juvenile detention home in this Ohio city and took a joy ride on a locomotive Tuesday.

Nelsonville police said that 13-year-old Zachary Walden of Portsmouth and 16-year-old Matthew Burks of Proctorville walked away from a residential treatment facility in Nelsonville, which is located about 60 miles southest of Columbus.

The boys were able to start the Hocking Valley Scenic Railway locomotive early Tuesday morning after breaking through a side door into the garage that stores the engine, said Sgt. Edward Kurtz.

No cars were attached to the engine, which typically carries weekend tourists. The boys face juvenile charges of burglary, theft and escape.

Jan 16, 2007

University of Toledo Announces Tuition Freeze

University Hall, the University of Toledo (Toledo, OH) Bucking a two-decade long trend in Ohio, the University of Toledo announced yesterday that it will not increase tuition for undergraduates in the fall semester of 2007.

"Tuition increases have become an all-too-common occurrence in higher education," said UT President Lloyd Jacobs. "And while the topic is complicated and reasons for the increases are certainly legitimate, we have created a burden on our students and their families, limiting your opportunities to shape your future."

The university appears to be banking on an uptick in enrollment to meet its revenue needs.

"We will be working during the next several months to leverage this decision and bolster enrollment," said Lawrence J. Burns, university vice president for enrollment services, marketing and communications. "Our enrollment team believes this represents a tremendous opportunity to increase accessibility and create opportunities for success."

The plan to freeze tuition, however, does not address such ancillary student costs as general fees, technology fees, and parking permits, which average over $1,000 per year per student. One suspects that these will be an area of revenue enhancement for the university, or that a heftier tuition hike will simply be tacked on to the Spring 2008 bill for students possibly lured by the "zero percent tuition increase" tagline.

Ultimately, though, an institution such as the University of Toledo is at the mercy of state lawmakers, who have steadily cut state subsidies to higher education over the past twenty years. Until the state's elected officials recognize the importance of funding state universities as a part of economic development, we will continue to see a declining Ohio.

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I realized that If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
--Charles Lindbergh

Jan 15, 2007

Thinking About Dr. King


Early morning, April 4
Shot rings out in the Memphis sky
Free at last, they took your life
They could not take your pride
In the name of love

"Pride (In The Name Of Love)", U2

Entry of Bulgaria into EU Changes Political Balance

(Strasbourg) Bulgaria, which joined the European Union on January 1, adds a decidedly rightist element to the European Parliament.

Far-right European leaders plan to declare their official status today as a publicly funded parliamentary group dedicated to the defense of "Christian values, the family and European civilization."

The group, which calls itself Identity, Tradition, Sovereignty, includes Jean-Marie Le Pen, the outspoken French National Front leader. The faction seeks recognition at the opening session of the European Parliament in Strasbourg.

Another member of the group is Alessandra Mussolini, granddaughter of Italy's fascist dictator Benito Mussolini.

Bulgaria hopes to use its new status as a European Union member to boost tourism. Some of its tourist draws include the skiing resorts Borovets, Bansko and Pamporovo, while its beautiful beaches along the Black Sea attract vacationers from around the world.

Bulgaria is an attractive vacation destination because of the quality of its resorts and the relative inexpensiveness of Bulgarian living. For more information on Bulgarian property, click on this link. This post has been sponsored, and you can thank the sponsors by visiting their website.

Rapid Rhetoric: CAPARISON

This is an irregular feature - both in frequency and oddness - dedicated to a word I came across that I have never previously used.

caparison n. 1. an ornamental covering for a horse, and/or decorative trappings and harnesses; 2. particularly rich clothing or adornments.

The word caparison has etymological cousins in the obsolete French word caparasson, the modern French caparaçon , and the Old Spanish caparazón; all of these are derived from the Medieval Latin cappa.

Jan 14, 2007

Yet Another Toledo Graffiti Mystery

Toledo stencil graffiti featuring horse and scissors(Toledo, OH) Quite a few months ago I documented a graffiti mystery involving a stenciled painting of a man, alternately described as James Dean or Jack Kerouac.

To the left is another stenciled image, which appears to be a pair of scissors and a bucking bronco.

These images tend to be found on metallic electrical or traffic boxes near street corners; this partcular image is on a traffic box located on Secor Road near the Toledo Clinic.

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A Senseless Death

Photo of Jennifer Strange courtesy of Sacramento Bee

(Sacramento) 28-year-old Jennifer Strange Friday died of water intoxication after taking part in a California radio station's water drinking contest. The Rancho Cordova resident was in a contest called "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" trying to win a Nintendo Wii video game system for her three children.

Assistant Sacramento County Coroner Ed Smith said a preliminary autopsy found evidence consistent with water intoxication in her death. This condition is an occasionally fatal disturbance in brain function that results when the normal balance of electrolytes in the body is disrupted by a rapid intake of water, and deaths most often occur among athletes.

KDND 107.9 has pulled information about the the promotion from its website, but a Google cache search uncovers the details of the "Hold Your Wee for a Wii contest:
We managed to get our hands on another one of this years hottest gifts...

A Nintendo Wii! We're gonna give it away Friday morning. All you have to do is call the Rave and tell us your lame, worst, most boring Christmas gift you got this year! It just may get you into our contest! Can you hold "it" in for a long time? We're having you drink water every 15 minutes! And the last person to go to the bathroom wins the Wii!
It is easy to sit back and laugh at the misfortune of others, or to condemn the dead woman for taking part in an idiotic contest that ultimately cost her life.

Wii console And one might be tempted to blame radio station KDND for promoting a stunt that forced contestants to put their health in jeopardy over an electronic game system.

What kind of world, though, do we live in where people and corporations get swept up in a collective mania over a video game system? I think that this episode is instead a larger commentary on American society: in this age of hyper-consumerism, what seems to matter most is possessing the latest toys.

And for Jennifer Strange and her family, this obsession was deadly.

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The life I touch for good or ill will touch another life, and that in turn another, until who knows where the trembling stops or in what far place my touch will be felt. --Frederick Buechner

Jan 13, 2007

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Trevor Whittaker, 1942-2007

Trevor Whittaker Kudos to National Nitwit for uncovering the sad story of British musician and sometime member of the Rolling Stones Trevor Whittaker, who died today of pneumonia. The unofficial "Eighth Stone" was 64.

From the obituary:

Whittaker was active in the London rhythm and blues music scene that spwaned the Stones and many other sixties rock acts. A multi-instrumentalist, Whittaker occasionally filled in for members on tour, and performed on a number of Stones recordings.

New Toledo-Area Site: SwampBubbles

(Toledo, OH) SwampBubbles describes itself as "a user centered site dedicated to breaking news and political discussion of Toledo and Northwest Ohio," and it is certainly living up to this billing. While the focus is the Toledo region, national and international news is also covered.

The site's name is derived from the Great Black Swamp, a 40-mile by 120-mile swath of muck and marshland that once covered most of Northwest Ohio. "Sometimes things come to the surface of the swamp," writes the site's administrator, "and this site provides a forum to do this."

Many of the local mainstays in Toledo-area blogging have already signed up, and quite a few new virtual faces have also surfaced.

By the way - a quick plug for historymike in a poll that debates adding RSS feeds. Stop on over and cast a vote for me if you have too much time on your hands, and add SwampBubbles to your list of go-to sites for news, politics, and anything related to Northwest Ohio.

File-Sharing Website Hopes to Buy Island

File-sharing website The Pirate Bay plans to buy its own island nation in an effort to circumvent international copyright laws. The object of their acquisitive intentions is the 550 square metre principality of Sealand, a former British naval platform the size of a football field in the North Sea that has been designated a 'micronation' by a British judge.

The Pirate Bay bills itself as the "world's largest bit torrent tracker," and its website is a popular way of sharing music, films, and other copyrighted material. It has been on the radar screen of Swedish, EU, and world authorities for several years.

The website was closed for a brief period of time last May after raids by the Swedish police. Since that time The Pirate Bay has alternated its operations between the Netherlands and Sweden.

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Jan 12, 2007

Book Review: Survival in Auschwitz


Levi, Primo

New York: Touchstone Press, 192 pages


Primo Levi was a Jewish-Italian chemist, Holocaust survivor and - most importantly - author of an impressive body of literature. Survival in Auschwitz is Levi's account of the nearly 11 months he spent in the Auschwitz complex.

Auschwitz was perhaps the most notorious of the German death camps, and estimates range between 1.1 and 1.6 million people murdered there, the vast majority of whom were Jews. The Auschwitz II (or Auschwitz-Birkenau) component existed for one purpose: to gas and incinerate human beings. Levi was held in Auschwitz III (or Auschwitz-Monowitz), which was designed as a slave labor camp for the Buna-Werk factory (owned by IG Farben).

Levi follows a chronological approach to his narrative, beginning with his transportation to the camp via cattle truck until the Red Army liberated the surviving Auschwitz inmates in January 1945. The book was originally published in 1947 as Se Questo è un Uomo (If This Is a Man), and languished for a dozen years, selling only 1,500 copies until being translated and released in English in 1959.

To describe Survival in Auschwitz as a "classic" is almost an understatement, as Levi's harrowing details of the brutality of the Nazi death camp - combined with his inimitable prose - puts the text in the category of necessary reading. One cannot begin to understand the Holocaust without experiencing this book, and in a more perfect world Survival in Auschwitz would be read by every human with a conscience. If you have yet to read the book, shell out eight the bucks and get busy.

Adding a Photography Blog

(Toledo, OH) In an effort to keep this site a bit more focused, I have created a companion blog, Toledo Perspectives.

This blog will be geared more toward my photography, giving me a place to upload photos without boring my core audience here.

I will still put the occasional photo and photo-essay on this blog when it fits the subjects about which I am writing. Of course, with an eye toward commerce, an additional blog has the potential to increase my ad revenue, I won't deny, but I think that a site dedicated to imagery makes a certain sense.

Anyways, thanks for visiting, and if you have some time to kill feel free to visit me at Toledo Perspectives.

Oak Trees at Night

The moonless, cloudy skies that covered Toledo last night created an eerie backdrop for my oak trees, branches creaking in the brisk January winds.

I settled for this picture because my frozen fingers could not seem to get the camera to change to a longer exposure, but it captures well enough the spookiness of the moment.

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Jan 11, 2007

Toledoans Protest Bush's Plan for a Troop Surge

Toledoans protesting Iraq war (Toledo, OH) Dozens of Toledoans gathered at the corner of Central and Secor this evening to protest President Bush's decision to send an additional 21,500 troops to Iraq.

By 5:15 I counted 44 protesters for the event, which was sponsored by the Northwest Ohio Peace Coalition. The attendees ranged in age from 8 to... well, something much older.

There were many passing motorists who honked in support of the antiwar message. In my unscientific assessment it seemed like there was a greater number of honking vehicles than similar protests since the war began in 2003, and I did not hear a single counter-message shouted out.

Toledo woman holding antiwar sign One protester, who declined to give his name, said that he was "shocked" when he heard that the President wants to send additional U.S. troops to Iraq.

"I thought that the November election was supposed to be a wakeup call for that bumbling idiot Bush," he said, waving at a honking motorist. "It's like he's not even listening. We're out here to tell George and his cronies that the American public is fed up with this illegal war."

After last night's speech by the President, such sentiments are likely to be expressed by more people.

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On Canine Expressions

(Toledo, OH) Yes, I blog far too often about my dogs, but I find them to be interesting photo subjects. I am especially intrigued with the facial expressions that dogs are able to demonstrate.

To the left is our Sheltie mix named Jimmy. He has just heard the magic word "treat," but seems to be exhibiting some skepticism borne from children who like to say the word and not deliver with the customary dog biscuit that is supposed to materialize when the magic word is spoken.

Bad children. Good dad. He always delivers the goods when he says "treat," unlike those teasing kids. Grrr!

Candy, our Westie mix, looks up after rooting around in a pile of leaves for something that only a canine nose can detect. She is responding to the sound of her name, and glances at me with what appears to be a combination of inquisitiveness and impatience.

"Look, I'm busy," might be her choice of words, were she able to form sentences and speak them, dried leaves and assorted yard mulch hanging from her mouth.

I am convinced that dogs operate on a level different than that which we do. They are certainly empathetic, and seem to understand the moods of the humans around them. They also seem to display the cognitive ability to read human faces, picking up on social cues.

True, I might be anthropomorphizing, but I think there is more going on in the heads of dogs than we give them credit for..

Toledoans to Protest Troop "Surge"

Troop photo copyright 2006, USA Today

From 5:00 pm to 6:30 pm this evening, Toledoans will gather at the corner of Central and Secor to protest President Bush's decision to send an additional 21,500 troops to Iraq.

The event is sponsored by the Northwest Ohio Peace Coalition, and they urge everyone concerned to bring signs, candles, and their outrage to make their voices heard.

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On Freedom of the Press, Carty Finkbeiner, and WSPD

Photo copyright 2007, Toledo Blade

There has been a long-running feud between Toledo mayor Carty Finkbeiner and local radio station WSPD-1370. Yesterday the dispute took an ugly turn, as afternoon talk show hosts Kevin Milliken and Brian Wilson and morning drive-time host Fred LeFebvre attempted to force their way into a news conference held by the mayor.

In the photo Brian Schwartz, Finkbeiner's public information officer, held the door to prevent Milliken from entering while allowing WSPD reporter Nik Rajkovic to attend. The feud, of course, is taking on a tragicomic life of its own, but there are larger constitutional issues at stake here.

Mr. Finkbeiner seems to be arguing that he has the right as mayor to tell media outlets who they can send to cover his news conferences, even going so far as to call Milliken a "stand-up comedian." As a reporter I have known Kevin Milliken for several years, bumping into him many times at events we both covered, and I can say unequivocally that he is a hardworking, conscientious journalist who takes his work seriously.

For Mr. Finkbeiner to claim the right to determine which representatives of the media are "legitimate" is an affront to the First Amendment. This responsibility lies with individual media outlets, not with government officials. At the risk of invoking Godwin's Law, this administrative assertion is highly reminiscent of a certain fascist German regime.

While the feud has been marked by unfortunate decisions and comments by people on both sides, I think that WSPD is clearly in the right in this incident in fighting Mr. Finkbeiner's attempts to control the local media. While I would urge both parties to solve the ongoing disputes, I am troubled by the apparent attempts to stifle freedom of the press.

Jan 10, 2007

On Fair Use Standards, Vinegar, and Honey

Original image created by historymike using public domain images

(Toledo, OH) I received an angry email from an individual (who will remain anonymous) who owns a company with a Web page. I used a photo from this company's website on an article many months ago, and - despite a disclaimer and giving a link to his site - the business owner wanted it removed.

The photo itself was inconsequential, and similar photos were readily available from hundreds of sites. I picked one of the first that I came across on Google Images, and added the source citation.

Fair enough, though, if the man wants the image removed. While I, in good faith, make every effort to follow the standards of fair use, I am also a reasonable person. What surprised me, though, was the tone used by the complaining individual (I left some, but not all, of the profanity in for flavor):

Fair use my ass. You troll the net and steal material. I am sick of encountering people like you. I find my material stolen far too often. What is even more galling is that you know where it comes from and state that you have permission.....If you were to check out our website, you would see a copyright notice at the bottom of every fucking page.

[Note: I suggested that he add a more detailed disclaimer, something along the lines of "Unless otherwise indicated, the material on this site is the intellectual property of ______, and may not be reproduced without written permission."]

Zing! As I am not a person who goes through life making enemies, I removed the photo as a matter of courtesy. That being said, there is also the matter of how to handle someone else using your material.

Were I the sort of person who enjoys Internet wars, this would be an excellent time to fire up the keyboard. Here is a person accusing me of theft and bad faith, simply because I used a photo and correctly cited the source.

I wrote to the business owner that "as my grandmother said, you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar." Truer words have never been spoken, but I would hazard a guess that this person will be much less successful the next time he attempts to deal with the evolving legal issues of fair use by acting like a cyber-Tyrannosaurus.

The moral of the story, I suppose, is that the Internet is changing the nature of information retrieval and copyright laws, and if you are worried about someone using your work, you would be better served by keeping it offline.

Jan 9, 2007

On Mechanical Repairs, Frustration, and Bailiwicks

Saturn SL wiper transmission (Toledo, OH) I have prided myself over the years with the notion that I can do almost anything if I have sufficient time, knowledge, and motivation. In the realm of auto repairs, I have been able to tackle some fairly difficult projects, including the replacement of water pumps, timing gears, and other more-than-novice tasks on various vehicles.

I am stymied, however, in getting the windshield wipers on my 1996 Saturn SL to function properly. After checking the fuse and the electrical connections, I decided to tear the car apart to see if I could fix the problem.

It appears that the gear connecting the wiper transmission linkage is not meshing with the motor. After lubricating and tightening the bolts, I thought I got it working properly. I reassembled the entire assembly - including the body molding hiding the apparatus - but now I can't get the wiper blades to line up.

After about six hours of frustration, I have decided to take it to my mechanic. My time is too valuable to be wasting it on something that requires a greater skill level than I possess.

I should have listened to the advice of posters on car repair websites, who warned that this project is a major headache. Still, even though I was unsuccessful in saving myself $100-$200 in labor, I learned a lesson in remembering that one person cannot be an expert in every facet of human existence.

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Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it. --W. Somerset Maugham

Jan 8, 2007

On Iraq, Deck Chairs, and Calls for New Fodder

(Toledo, OH) The news that President Bush is considering plans that would send up to 20,000 more US troops to Iraq in an effort to quell sectarian violence comes as no surprise. The administration began floating trial balloons about troop surges last month, and it is clear that this leak is intended to send a message to the new Democratic Congress.

That message, of course, is that the Bush administration plans to continue to use US troops in support of its failed Iraq policies; this move comes in spite of heavy opposition from the American public as demonstrated in polls and the November elections. Despite finding no weapons of mass destruction, and effecting the desired regime change, the President continues to stubbornly stay the course with this doomed foreign policy.

The "shakeup" of the administration - Ryan Crocker as the new US ambassador to Iraq, Gen. David Petraeus as top ground commander in Iraq, Zalmay Khalilzad as ambassador to the United Nations, and Robert Gates as the new Defense Secretary - was intended to mollify critics of the Iraq war. On the surface, these changes do bring fresh faces into the mix, but I cannot but wonder what real change can happen as Iraq spirals downward into a Titanician descent.

The Iraqi insurgencies are driven by the presence of US troops on Iraqi soil, and the insurgency will not die out until those US troops leave. The US military serves as a tool of recruitment to the militias and terror cells.

The Iraqi security forces have become dependent on the US military, and they will not evolve into a sustainable police force so long as the Americans remain the primary decision makers. Setting a deadline for bringing the troops home will ensure that the Iraqi government takes seriously the need for stepping up self-policing.

Those who support the various surge plans believe this is the only way to "win" the war, but - like the US in the Vietnam War, or the British in the American Revolution - this is a war that cannot be won, at least not in the conventional sense (we already "won" the actual war against Saddam and his armies). The Iraqis are fighting an internal civil war of a political nature, and the US military cannot "win" a political struggle.

It is time to cut our losses and bring the troops home in 2007.

Jan 7, 2007

Film Review: Children of Men

Grade: A

This film is based loosely upon the 1992 P.D. James novel The Children of Men, and depicts a dystopian world in the near future in which the onset of human infertility has created havoc on the planet.

Equal parts Blade Runner, A Clockwork Orange, and Soylent Green, Children of Men examines the proverbial world gone mad that is, in many ways, a biting commentary on the world in which we live. The narrative revolves around the discovery of the first woman to conceive in 18 years, and efforts by a radical group to exploit her birth for political ends.

The last functional nation on the planet is Great Britain, and it is ruled by a totalitarian government that is hell bent on removing illegal immigrants who flock to the islands. The regime's solution to the problem is the creation of vast immigrant camps that bear a resemblance to the ghettos created by the Nazis during World War II.

This is a film that avoids simplistic good guys/bad guys dichotomies; the radicals and fascists in this film are equally repugnant creatures whose zealous political ideologies leave many dead in their respective wakes. Instead, it provides hope that, even in the worst of times, the human spirit might triumph.

Throughout the film director Alfonso Cuarón keeps viewers on edge, and challenges their assumptions about his intentions. One leaves the film a bit weary, from the frenetic pace of the events, the catharsis of the violent scenes, and the emotional rollercoasters upon which viewers travel throughout its 109 minutes.

Despite its undercurrent of hope, the film is open-ended, much to my delight and to the chagrin of my wife, who likes films to have a definite conclusion (must be the mathemetician in her). One leaves Children of Men with more questions than answers, but the film is thought-provoking, relevant, and a must-see.

Jan 6, 2007

On Writer's Block, Cameras, and Perspectives

Sun streaming through the clouds Sun streaming through the clouds

As I have transitioned into the world of letters I have become well acquainted with the curse known colloquially as writer's block. I have inspired days in which I can write 15-20 pages of quality prose, and languid days when just churning out a paragraph of hackneyed schlock is a burden.

Today is one of the latter days.

It's not as though I am without writing projects, either. I have a half-dozen academic and journalistic articles waiting for attention, plus two manuscripts that are approaching book length. I have blogs to visit, boards to post on, and ideas to pitch to editors.

One of the ways that I combat writer's block is to walk around my neighborhood for a while. Sometimes ideas come to me when I get a breath of fresh air, and sometimes the walk helps me focus on priorities.

When I take along my camera on my walks I often find an interesting picture worthy of a few words on a blog. At the very least an eye-catching image can buy me a few hours, until I have something more substantial to write.

At times it is simply a matter of getting away from the books, notes, and the keyboard to see the world from a new perspective. On my walk today, boisterous kids were playing a game they invented on a tennis court. The object was to bounce a tennis ball upward from a tennis racket while walking across the court, sort of like mobile paddleball.

I thought of taking a picture and interviewing them ("What do you call this game? How do you 'win' the game?"), but I decided to keep walking.

Just because I have writer's block doesn't mean I need to interrupt kids having fun on a Saturday afternoon. Besides, the sun was coming out from behind the clouds, and I now had a bit of motivation to break the block.

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The history of our race, and each individual's experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal. --Mark Twain

Jan 5, 2007

Warm January Weather Tricking Nature

(Toledo, OH) It's not quite the same as blossoms in Brooklyn, but the warm weather here in Northwest Ohio has produced some unusual natural phenomena this January.

My rose bushes have begun to sprout leaves and new branch growth. This typically happens in March and April in my neighborhood. The grass in my lawn has stayed a lush green all winter, and it looks like I might need to cut it if it stays warm for another week.

This earthworm, although it was not able to dodge traffic on my street, was driven from the ground by the heavy rains of the past 24 hours.

I am also seeing some leaf buds on a crabapple tree in the yard. If we ever do get some of the notoriously cold weather this area is noted for, the local flora and fauna will be in for quite a shock.

As will I, because I am getting used to the relative warmth, and I will not be chagrined if we stay in the 30s and 40s all winter long.

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Wandering around the war-stricken Chechen villages and towns for months, I met more and more people who obey only one law, the biological law of survivial. The war hasn't just damaged the Chechen land - it has also scarred the people's souls. --Anna Politkovskaya

Jan 4, 2007

Pedestrian Crossing With Odd Malfunction

(Washington, DC) This Georgetown traffic signal seems to be indicating something other than a safe street crossing; I'll leave to the imagination of readers exactly what this sign means. I would normally posit that you can "click to enlarge," but that might be construed as overly suggestive.

The malfunction appears to be a combination of the two signal options, but with unusual results.

At the left is the signal for a safe crossing: a white human outline walking. This person seems a bit hurried, but not exhibiting any of the strange appendages of the first photo.

At least, no visible appendages are apparent on the symbolic pedestrian, who strides purposefully along his way, oblivious to the sudden change that he will soon experience.

The next photo is of the "Do Not Cross" variety, featuring an orange hand in the upraised "Stop" position.

Even more interesting is the fact that the malfunctioning sign flashes (pun only slightly intended) on and off as the light is about to change, making the orange appendage seem, well, throbbing.

Feel free to create your own caption for the first photo in the comments section. I am intrigued to see the level of depravity to which visitors might sink.

Yes, I ran this picture before, but I am reposting it for grins and a photo contest.

Waiting for the Rain

(Toledo, OH) The forecast for the next three January days here in Toledo calls for rain, rain, and more rain. The wind is blowing strong out of the southwest, and we are but a few minutes from an extended drenching.

My dogs seemed to sense that there is a change in the weather. Candy, our Westie-mix, kept looking up into the wind with a less-than-enthusiastic eye; while she enjoys stomping around in puddles, she is not a fan of being rained upon.

Jimmy, our Sheltie-mix, seemed equally out of sorts when we went outside about 2:30 to play. Gone was the bright sun from this morning, and in its place were ominous looking grey clouds.

The UV filter I used when I shot these picks highlighted the pre-storm gloom. It is getting dark, and there is nary a shadow to be seen in my yard.

We walked back into the house with the knowledge that this will be a good night to read a book, or chew rawhide.

Meteor Shower Lights Skies Over Denver

Photojournalist Josh White caught the shower on camera

(Denver, CO) Streaks of light raced across the sky this morning as either a meteor shower or space junk entered the Earth's atmosphere, centered near Denver.

Viewers from all over the Great Plains and mountain regions - some as far away as Kansas, Nebraska and Wyoming - report sighting the streaking objects, which began about 6:15 MST. The Air Force Space Command is currently analyzing the data and is expected to have official word later today.

Note: At 11:45 am, NORAD said that a Russian SL-4 rocket body re-entered the atmosphere over Colorado and Wyoming. There were no reports of damage and the debris is not believed to be hazardous.

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Say nothing of my religion. It is known to God and myself alone. Its evidence before the world is to be sought in my life: if it has been honest and dutiful to society the religion which has regulated it cannot be a bad one. --Thomas Jefferson

Jan 3, 2007

Full Moon: Toledo, OH

(Toledo, OH) The moon was especially brilliant in the night sky, and I parked the camera out on my deck to get some pictures of the full moon.

I used a little under 200mm zoom, a filter, and put the speed at 1/500 second, plus some postprocessing equalization, contrast, and sharpening. That, and the tripod, since you can't get decent night pics without one.

The autofocus on this new camera leaves something to be desired, even with the center compensation. You end up taking 10-20 pictures for every one that is worth keeping, but such is the life of the amateur. If I demonstrate some actual skills one day, I might splurge for one of those $2000+ setups.

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Thoughts on "Toledo Pride"

Toledo Pride (Toledo, OH) Toledo mayor Carty Finkbeiner unveiled a campaign called "Toledo Pride" a few months ago, which makes use of outdoor signs as a means to bolster local self-image and create an atmosphere attractive to outsiders.

I originally wanted to just take a picture for my collection of the "Toledo Pride" lettering on the Nebraska Avenue bridge over I-75. As I drove up to the bridge, though, I saw the sign from different perspectives.

This image is taken from Weiler Street near Hamilton, as the sign would be seen from the public housing complex. Hard to have pride in Toledo when your circumstances are reduced to the point that you are living in such a neighborhood.

Toledo PrideCrossing over the Nebraska Avenue bridge, I inspected the "Toledo Pride" sign, which was secure and graffiti-free, much to my surprise. Were I a betting man, I would have given the letters about one month before being vandalized.

Maybe there is something to "Toledo Pride" after all.

On the east side of the sign is some light industrial and municipal property. Strewn throughout the area is a great deal of trash, and weeds fill the vacant land once occupied by industry.

It is hard to feel pride for Toledo standing on the land to the east of the sign, unless you are of the Rattus rattus species.

Still, given the more egregious wastes of taxpayer dollars, I suppose a little civic cheerleading causes no harm.

Receding Floodwaters

Ottawa RiverLeft: Ottawa River, Toledo Ohio

(Toledo, OH) When I drove past Ottawa Park Monday evening, the Ottawa River had completely flooded the lower ground. The footbridge was all but invisible, with only the top of the handrail visible.

The waters have receded today, although they are still above their normal levels. Massive sections of tree trunks were strewn along the banks, and one particularly large tree was wedged under the bridge.

Ottawa River The water rushed through the park with an audible roar; the Ottawa, a normally placid river, is still a raging torrent of boiling water even though its level is falling. Being caught in its rapids or undertows would be dangerous today.

Workers were busy in the park this morning, picking up debris and marking off dangerous areas with yellow caution tape. The floodplain of the river in Ottawa Park is also part of the golf course, and the warm weather is sure to bring out the duffers in the next few days.


For the park's waterfowl, today was just another day of doing whatever it is that ducks do all day.

These Mallards were swimming in the park pond, seemingly unaware of the damage wrought along the Ottawa River. Shouts from a group of nearby kids caused them to take flight, wings flapping over my head like helicopter blades.

City parks are like oases in the middle of urban sprawl, places where weary travelers can drink from the refreshing spiritual waters to quench their thirst for nature.

It's too bad the water itself is not fit to drink, but that is another story altogether.

$5 Grand and Two Years Later

No more metal mouth

(Toledo, OH) After over two years of faithfully wearing his retainer, my youngest son got his braces off this morning. The kid who refused to smile in the interim was all grins when I took him to school afterward.

Of course, he brought along a set of fake buck teeth to wear around school for jokes.

He must get the goofiness from his mom's side.

Jan 2, 2007

There Goes the Sun

(Toledo, OH) It seems like years since it's been clear (apologies to the late George Harrison), but the sun appeared just before dusk today in the heart of the Rust Belt.

I took this photo with a 2x zoom lens, catching the setting sun as it disappeared between my neighbors' houses. The glowing red-orange orb seemed warm enough to ignite the branches of the trees in the foreground.

The few times it has been clear of late seemed to occur in the evening. The full moon lit up the landscape around here last night, but the skies clouded over by morning. Still, with January temperatures in the mid-40s to low-50s for the next week, you will not hear me complaining much about the weather.

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Jan 1, 2007

A Few Words about a Great Man

I went to visit my grandfather today, who will turn 90 years of age tomorrow. He is one of the smartest people I have ever known, although he never attended college.

Over the next few weeks I will be writing more about him, mostly for my own benefit. I plan to interview him and harvest as many family anecdotes, historical recollections, and assorted pearls of wisdom while his mind is still so sharp.

Chuck Maples served in the Pacific during World War II, and worked for a number of manufacturing firms until he retired in the 1980s. For the last 20 years of his working career he was a tool and die maker.

My grandfather could fix anything to which he set his mind, and I have fond memories of him tinkering in the garage on old lawnmowers, radios, or televisions he salvaged. A child of the Great Depression, he found value in machines that others were ready to throw away.

"Give it to Chuck - if anyone can get it going, he can," was the usual mantra. Someone on his street gave up on a riding mower about 15 years ago, and after a day of working on the engine, he had a well-tuned mini-tractor to cut his half-acre.

He still rides it today.

He and my grandmother, who has already passed the 90-year mark, are two of the kindest people in the world, and I am truly blessed to have them as grandparents.

Contacting Me

Due to problems with spam bots scouring the Internet for live email addresses, I have decided to remove the hotlink to my email address from this website.

My email address is: mbrooks AT utnet DOT utoledo DOT edu.