Feb 28, 2007

Human Rights Official Blasts Chechen Torture

Chechen warlord Ramzan Kadyrov, acting president of Chechnya (Gudermes) A senior European human rights official blasted the government of Chechnya, claiming that there is "systematic torture" in the Russian republic, including electric shocks, militia kidnappings, and forced confessions.

Thomas Hammarberg, of the Council of Europe, visited a prison in the Chechen capital of Grozny in advance of a human rights conference this week.

"Today I have met people who convinced me there is not only a system of bad treatment, but even torture," Hammarberg told the Putin-backed acting president, Ramzan Kadyrov. "It's not just one or two cases, but a whole system."

Kadyrov denied that Chechnya has secret prisons, and said that he "welcomed" monitoring from European human rights groups.

"With God's help, I will become president and there will be no more cases of abduction," Kadyrov added.

Kadyrov is a 30-year-old former rebel and son of murdered Chechen leader Akhmad Kadyrov. The Kadyrov clan split from separatist groups during the Second Chechen War and sided with Moscow.

Kadyrov carries considerable baggage with him, should he fulfill expectations and formally assume the Chechen presidency. He is widely believed to have illegally profited from his political and military connections, amassing wealth from corruption, extortion, kidnapping and ransoms. Human Rights Watch maintains that Kadyrov's paramilitary forces illegally detain individuals "secretly at unlawful detention facilities, and use illegal methods of interrogation, including torture and ill-treatment." HRW described some of these torture methods:
With very few exceptions, all interviewees who were detained by Kadyrov’s forces told Human Rights Watch that they had been brutally tortured. The most common methods of torture they described were the use of electric shocks and beatings through punching, kicking and the use of clubs. Victims, interviewed separately, consistently described the administration of electric shocks through a portable device with a handle for producing electricity and wires that the torturers attached to the victims’ fingers, toes, ears, or other body parts.
Kadyrov's claims that Chechen militias can be trusted - or at least controlled - should be met with suspicion. The Chechen leader also had an odd quote attributed to him in an interview yesterday with a reporter from Radio Free Europe; he said that "If you're a leader, people should fear you. Why? They should not fear being beaten, but they should fear letting down the people who have given them their trust."

Book Review: The Portuguese Empire, 1415-1808

The Portuguese Empire, 1415-1808: A World on the Move by A.J.R. Russell-WoodRussell-Wood, A.J.R.

Baltimore: Johns Hopkins University Press, 1998, 290 pages


Russell-Wood is the Herbert Baxter Adams Professor of History at Johns Hopkins University, specializing in pre-Columbian and colonial Latin America and the Portuguese seaborne empire. The Portuguese Empire, 1415-1808 reflects the author’s desire to create a synthesis of the history of Portugal’s imperial rise and decline that captures the global nature of the Lusophonic empire, avoiding the historiographical tendency to examine narrow geographical segments or short temporal pieces of an empire that at one time nearly circled the planet. The book’s subtitle - "A World on the Move" - illustrates a theme that Russell-Wood skillfully weaves throughout the text, as the Portuguese seaborne empire was indeed a world in which people, merchandise, conveyances, flora, fauna, and cultures moved across oceans and - through the process of exchange – created new structures in their wakes.

One of the problems historians face in explaining the unparalleled success of Portugal as an early modern imperial power lies in the fact that the population of the Iberian nation was only about one million people by the end of the fifteenth century. Russell-Wood argued that a number of factors explain this meteoric rise, and chief among these was the ability of the Portuguese to identify “strategic and key points” in commerce and geopolitics that coincided with imperial interests. In addition, argued the author, the Portuguese exhibited a knack for determining the precise military strength needed for a particular engagement, rarely finding themselves overstaffed or undermanned for a battle. Finally, Russell-Wood maintained that the success of the Portuguese as imperialists owed much to their ability to readily adapt to the needs of a given commercial or military situation; Portuguese officials might opt for outright territorial possession, or they might instead settle for alternatives such as forts, feitorias, or strategic alliances in lieu of acquiring extensive territorial holdings.

Map of the Portuguese empire at its heightLeft: Map of the Portuguese empire at its height (click for larger image)

Rather than a chronological approach to the topic, Russell-Wood chose to develop thematic chapters that focus on specific topics in the history of the Portuguese empire. A chapter on transportation illustrates how the Portuguese were able to develop innovative, hybrid ship designs that combined European and Arabic features in vessels like the nĂ£o and the caravel. Russell-Wood composed a lengthy chapter that described the wide range of people who left Portugal to serve the empire – including migrants, settlers, Crown officials, soldiers, missionaries, and traders – as well as the reciprocal “reflux” of indigenous peoples emigrating to Portugal. This two-way exchange of peoples, noted Russell-Wood, also led to the exchange of diseases between continents, and the arrival of Eurasian diseases in the Americas and sub-Saharan Africa were matched by the spread of tropical diseases such as malaria, yellow fever, and yaws among Europeans. Moreover, argued the author, the mutual exchange of goods, plants, animals, and ideas changed the Portuguese as well as their imperial subjects, allies, and enemies. Whether they landed in “Africa, India, or Brazil,” argued Russell-Wood, “the Portuguese put an indelible urban imprint on those places they settled.”

Scholars, the learned general public, and non-specialist historians will find Russell-Wood’s work to be a thorough overview of imperial Portugal. Accompanying the text are several sections of paintings and photographs that provide readers with visual representations of the textual analysis. The author provided detailed – though somewhat limited - endnotes, as well as a 21-page bibliography, a cross-referenced index, a six-page chronology, and a number of useful maps to help readers unfamiliar with the history of the Portuguese empire. The Portuguese Empire, 1415-1808 could best be described, though, as an essential starting point for understanding the rise of the Portuguese as an imperial power, as well as a text that helps explain the period in which Europeans became dominant players in globalization.

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Feb 27, 2007

US Stocks Plunge Amidst Global Selloff

(New York) The US stock market plummeted today, with the Dow Jones industrials falling nearly 550 points before a slight rebound cut the one-day freefall to a 416 point drop. Wall Street was part of a global market selloff - initiated by a 9 percent drop in the Chinese stock exchange overnight - fueled by growing concerns that the American and Chinese economies are cooling and that equities are overpriced.

The sudden plunge wiped out about $600 billion in market value and erased all of the market gains in 2007, and the losses were the worst since the post-September 11 market slide.

The Dow fell 546.02, or 4.3 percent, to 12,086.06 before regaining ground in the last hour of the day to close down 415.86, or 3.29 percent, at 12,216.40.

The bloodbath was preceded by Commerce Department projections showing a 7.8 percent drop in orders of durable goods, while nondefense goods orders had showed the largest monthly drop on record. The industrial decline was led by an 18 percent drop in the transportation sector, especially in orders for commercial jetliners and in auto manufacturing.

Oddly, gold also fell nearly one percent today, reflecting sentiments that the metal was also overpriced.

"The weakness in world stock markets is probably a double edged sword for gold. On the one hand, falling stock prices should make gold more attractive as a store of value and safe haven," said a representative of Dresdner Kleinwort Wasserstein. "As gold rose also on hopes of stronger physical buying from China, the collapsing stock market there might also reduce the potential demand for gold from China."

A sampling of global markets shows that the US is not alone in its market jitters. Argentina's MERV index fell 7.49 percent, while the Brazilian Bovespa was off 6.62%.

I shudder to look at my own portfolios after this ugly day. Perhaps I will open a good book and wait until the markets improve.

Assuming, of course, that they DO improve...

Suicide Bomber Greets Cheney in Afghan Visit

Relatives carry the body of a contractor killed after a suicide blast outside the main U.S. military base in Bagram, Afghanistan.  Vice President Dick Cheney was not injured in the blast  (Bagram, Afghanistan) A suicide bomber killed at least 15 people, injuring dozens more, outside a US military base in Afghanistan today during a visit by Vice President Dick Cheney. Cheney was not hurt during the explosion.

The Pakistan-based Afghan Islamic Press agency, quoting other police sources, said 20 people had been killed.

The Taliban claimed initial responsibility for the attack, and a spokesman for the group claims the bomber knew Cheney was visiting the Bagram air base, which is located 40 miles north of Kabul.

"We wanted to target … Cheney," said Taliban commander Mullah Hayat Khan from an undisclosed location.

If the Taliban claims of prior knowledge of the Cheney visit are legitimate, the government of Hamid Karzai will likely be embarassed by this attack. The arrival of an American dignitary as important as Cheney would have been a closely-guarded secret, and the leaking of such information in time for an attack to be planned would have occurred high up in the Afghan government.

The Taliban has been boasting of a spring offensive in 2007, and there is widespread suspicion that record Afghan opium crops - estimated to account for over 90% of the world's supply of opium - may be benefitting the Taliban, either through direct funding of insurgent activities or through alliances with powerful Afghan drug lords.

Feb 26, 2007

Greatest Television Theme Songs of All Time

Greatest televsion theme songs of all time, best TV themes (Toledo, OH) Most of the music produced for American television is pretty forgettable, but I think that there have been some compositions that deserve praise and a short blog post on a slow news day when my head hurts.

Here, then, is my list of the Top Ten Television Theme Songs of all time. My criteria are simple: 1) The song must have been an original composition for a show (not previously released, like R.E.M.'s "Stand" for Get A Life); and 2) The song must have some value as music.

On with the list:

10. "Where Everybody Knows Your Name," Cheers. Yeah, it's sappy, and I find it annoying, but can you name another song that can better represent the value of a neighborhood bar?

9. "Bonanza," Bonanza. You hear this song and you are instantly transported back 150 years on the prairie.

8. "Rawhide," Rawhide. Ditto, but gets bumped ahead because it got covered in The Blues Brothers.

7. "Batman," Batman. Be sure to check out the cover version by The Who.

6. "The Andy Griffith Show," The Andy Griffith Show. Whistling songs can be pretty grating, but there's something wholesome and timeless about this theme song.

5. "The Addams Family," The Addams Family. Not only is this one fun to sing, but it has a harpsichord. Bonus points for using historymike's favorite early modern instrument.

4. "Sanford and Son," Sanford and Son. This is a cool slice of 1970s funk, and it was composed by Quincy Jones. What could be coooler than that?

3. "Peter Gunn Theme," Peter Gunn. The gritty piano riff alone pushes this one up the charts. Having Henry Mancini as composer is also a bonus.

2. "Hawaii Five-0," Hawaii Five-0. This surf-driven instrumental - made famous by the Ventures - is irresistible, and McGarret's catch-phrase of "Book 'em, Dan-o" would not be the same without the theme song.

1. "Welcome Back," Welcome Back, Kotter. One of the few TV theme songs that is also just a great piece of music. John Sebastian is an underappreciated genius, and it was good that this single topped the charts (it was also the #2 single of 1976).

And now I sit back and take requests and brickbats for the songs I overlooked or panned in this list.

UT Team Improves in NCAA College Bowl

(Toledo, OH) The University of Toledo's College Bowl team traveled to Athens, Ohio this weekend for the 2007 College Bowl regional championships. UT posted a 4-5 record and finished tied for sixth place this year, up from its 3-8 record and tenth-place showing in 2006.

Billed "The Varsity Sport of the Mind," four-player teams in College Bowl compete by answering questions. It's a bit like the television show Jeopardy, except the pace is faster, the questions are more difficult, and players do not win money.

While we hoped to win the tournament - bringing honor, glory, and fancy bling-bling back to UT - the team played competitively in every round (save a sound thrashing by the Bowling Green team in the early rounds).

In the future UT might consider stacking their College Bowl team with experts in a wider variety of disciplines (say, Literature, Mathematics, Chemistry, and History). The current method UT uses involves a playoff by various campus groups, and the History department has won two years in a row. Despite our overall knowledge of human civilization, we have some glaring holes in areas like the quadratic formula and the periodic table.

Ohio University's impressive Baker Center, scene of the 2007 College Bowl regional championships

Kudos especially to UT history student Justin Pfeiffer, who nailed some obscure question about the rock band Iron Maiden, as well as teammates Jackie Hinkle and Jed Vacarro, who helped win games with some superb play. Nicole Cassidy could not make the trip due to her wedding shower, but she was there in spirit.

Congratulations to Matthew Luby of The Ohio State University, who took first place in individual scoring. Historymike came in second place in the region, but I bow to Messr. Luby, who exhibited a cool demeanor and an incredible command of obscure facts in our head-to-head matchup.

And, OSU? You KNOW you were sweating when UT was down by only 50 points late in the game, at least before you poured it on and scored an incredible 100 straight points to finish big. OSU eventually posted a 9-0 round robin record and won the regional tournament for the second year in a row.

Our favorite team was from host school Ohio University, whose students played competitively and had fun. Some of the teams were a bit too driven to win for our liking; lighten up, y'all! It's supposed to be a good time, not a bloodbath.

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Feb 25, 2007

I Never Watch the Oscars

(Toledo, OH) Given the fact that so many millions of Americans - joined by millions more around the world - watch the Academy Awards, I feel a bit left out the day after the Oscars are handed out. I have never watched much of a single presentation of the Academy Awards, I have stayed away from the last decade or so of shows, and I likely never will bother to watch the Oscars again.

It's not for a lack of interest in cinematography that I avoid this awards show, and I really don't have an axe to grind against the ostentatious displays of the Hollywood elite.

OK, I admit, the material excesses of these celebrities do offend my sensibilities, but that's not the reason I skip the Oscars. The bottom line for me is that I find the shows boring, and even the presence of glib hosts like Billy Crystal or Ellen DeGeneres can't keep my attention from drifting.

I also have little use for the insider mentalité of most of the proceedings. I will never be a part of that incestuous realm, and watching members of these Hollywood cliques pat themselves on the back gets old. Fast.

I save my appreciation for the art of cinematography for a night out to the theater, or by renting a particular film. I share my opinions about the relative merits of a film with friends or with a blog post.

But I will never find much use for the self-congratulatory exercise in public narcissism that is the Oscar ceremonies, and I suppose I will always be such a curmudgeonly misfit in this regard.

A Rise in Russian Spam

Image of Russian spam, Cyrillic text, in Microsoft Outlook (Toledo, OH) Over the past year I have seen a tremendous rise in the volume of spam with a Russian origin. On some days the Cyrillic-based spam exceeds that of English language origin.

Here is a rough translation of the text of the email; my Russian reading skills are rusty, but I gave it my best effort:
"Fast, quality advertising with email. The price of the product includes: Consulting, layout, delivery. Individual approach to each client. A flexible system of discounts. We are VERY pleased that you have chosen us!"
So, a Russian spam email about spam emails.

I will be removing my email as a hotlinked embed from my web pages, as I suspect that Russian bots are scouring the net for live emails. I'll add a short post with the AT and DOT attributes for people to reach me, as the spam filters I use seem unable to recognize Cyrillic text when I have tried to write rules to filter out this spam.

I am curious if you, too, have experienced an uptick in Russian spam.

Feb 24, 2007

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Feb 23, 2007

Traveling Out of Town

I may not post much the next few days, depending on my ability to access wireless and my amount of free time.

I am traveling to Athens, Ohio for the 2007 College Bowl regional championships, where I and some fellow history geeks will be competing to win glory, honor, and bragging rights for UT. We hope to improve on our 3-8 record last year up at Oakland University.

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Feb 22, 2007

Egyptian Blogger Convicted for Internet Posts

Abdel Karim Nabil Suleiman, also known as Kareem Amer (Alexandria, Egypt) An Alexandria court convicted an Egyptian blogger named Abdel Karim Nabil Suleiman today for insulting both Islam and Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak, sentencing him to four years in jail over posts on his blog.

Suleiman, known online as "Kareem Amer," was sentenced to three years for insulting Islam and inciting sedition and one year for insulting Mubarak. The court session lasted only five minutes, after which the verdict was disclosed.

Suleiman has not denied authoring the posts, but said they merely represented his own views. The jailed blogger's lawyer, Ahmed Seif el-Islam, said that he would appeal the verdict, arguing that the ruling will "terrify other bloggers and will negative impact on the freedom of expression in Egypt."

Human rights groups, journalists, and bloggers have watched the case closely, and many have expressed concern that the conviction could set a legal precedent limiting Internet freedom in Egypt. Dalia Ziada, a journalist, blogger, and activist with the Cairo-based Arabic Network for Human Rights Information, argued that Suleiman's conviction remains the first time an Egyptian blogger has been sentenced for writing on his personal blog.

“It sends a chilling message to bloggers of all persuasions in Egypt and across the Middle East," Ziada said. "We are not free to express ourselves openly on our websites.”

For more information, visit the Free Kareem! website.

On Smiling Fates and Unexpected Blessings

Winter sun or smiling Fates in Toledo Ohio, February 2007 (Toledo, OH) I rose this morning knowing I had to complete a task that I had been avoiding for two weeks. I was named in a stupid lawsuit (read: fishing expedition) in which the plaintiff's lawyer sued everyone with any connection to the matter at hand.

Anyways, I decided to answer the summons with a pro se response, as a) I don't have money to waste on a lawyer at the moment; and b)odds are I will be dismissed from the proceedings.

After several hours of painstaking research and formatting my response to meet the requirements of the court, I set out to begin what I thought would be an arduous journey through legal bureacracy. It was then that the Fates decided to smile upon me.

At my first stop, the Post Office, I encountered no line, and was in and out in four minutes with my postal needs. I next proceeeded to make every light on the trip downtown; this was no small feat, considering I passed through at least a dozen traffic signals.

My fortunes continued to improve, as I found an open meter on Adams Street in front of the courthouse. Better still there were 31 minutes remaining on the meter.

I entered the clerk's office to find... no line for service. The counter rep looked the paperwork over... no errors. Best of all, I did not have to shell out as much as a nickel for the filing, since I had the foresight to bring extra copies. The total time spent on the judicial journey was less than 45 minutes, and I had not a single snafu in the entire trip.

While I am still irritated that several hours of my life have been wasted on a pointless lawsuit, I could not help but feel that the Fates, karma, or the Lord Almighty were intervening on my behalf this morning.

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Feb 21, 2007

What the Hell is a Violent Femmes Song Doing in a Wendy's Ad?

Cover of the eponymous 1982 debut album by the Violent Femmes

(Toledo, OH) I have always loved the music of the Violent Femmes, and I do not begrudge this underappreciated folk-punk band a chance to make some money after decades of lingering on the margins of success.

But just what the hell is a Femmes song doing in an ad for fast food behemoth Wendy's?

The choice of "Blister in the Sun" as background music for selling burgers and fish sandwiches makes no sense. The song is a look at a kid, stoned out of his gourd and on the verge of insanity, who steadfastly refuses to conform while his world is simultaneously crumbling around him. It is equal parts celebratory and ironic in its examination of this angst-filled teen, but has nothing to do with the subject matter of the ad: crappy food.

I was certainly more outraged when Michael Jackson pimped the Beatles song "Revolution" to Nike, or when the Nick Drake song "Pink Moon" got sucked up by Volkswagen. Hearing the Violent Femmes being used to shlep greasy food, though, certainly ranks high on the list of musical abominations.

What's worse, of course, is that Wendy's chose to use only the catchy guitar riff in the ad, so we get 30 seconds of that riff over... and over... and over. I suspect that Wendy's corporate execs would have a group heart attack if they actually listened to the words of "Blister in the Sun":
When I'm walkin' I strut my stuff, man I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out

Let me go on like I blister in the sun,
Let me go on big hands I know you're the one

Body and beats I stain my sheets I don't even know why
My girlfriend she's at the end she is starting to cry

Let me go on like I blister in the sun,
Let me go on big hands I know you're the one...
Another cultural touchstone has been bastardized by corporate America, and I think I'm getting old and tired.

Feb 20, 2007

Book Review: Maya Conquistador

Matthew Restall, Maya Conquistador Restall, Matthew

Boston: Beacon Press, 1998, 254 pages


Restall is a Professor of Colonial Latin American History at Penn State University, and he has authored three books on the history of the Maya and the Yucatan Peninsula. Maya Conquistador is Restall’s attempt to explain the factors behind the remarkable ability of the various Mayan groups to maintain an ethnic, cultural, and historical identity despite political subjugation by the Spaniards in the sixteenth century. The text is divided between the author’s analysis of historical Mayan identity and chapters that include a selection of previously unpublished Mayan sources.

Historians, sociologists, and anthropologists have struggled to explain the continuity and strength of Mayan societies despite being “conquered” by the Spanish, as they have maintained their identity despite nearly five centuries of colonialism. Moreover, extant Mayan accounts of the arrival of the Spaniards do not portray this period as particularly horrific, and their annals, titles, and books of the Chilam Balam sometimes depict the conquistadores in a positive light. Restall argues that the “Conquest” of the Mayas, in their eyes, was really an exercise in historical continuity; in the Mayan belief of a cyclical nature of history, the Spaniards were merely the latest interlopers to appear as lords. In addition, the Spanish use of existing social hierarchies – and the official creation of titular Mayan nobility – meant that little changed in the daily life of individual cahob (villages) and chibalob (clans). Finally, Mayans tended to view the period of political subjugation in terms of struggles between various cahob, rather than in the context of a Spaniards-versus-Maya dichotomy, and the political changes were often depicted as conflicts in which the Spanish were merely one small group of players among many in the Yucatan Peninsula.

Pre-Conquest Mayan states in the Yucatan Peninsula Pre-Conquest Mayan states in the Yucatan Peninsula

The book’s title is a play on words, as Restall showed that conquistadores were both Mayan and Spanish. Mayan groups that collaborated with the Spanish became part of the historical conquistadores, at least in the eyes of Mayan chroniclers. Moreover, the actual “Conquest” itself was limited to the southwestern corner of the Yucatan Peninsula and a few enclaves like MĂ©rida. The fact that Mayan cahob paid tribute to the Spaniards, argued Restall, comes across in the surviving texts as almost an afterthought. This was just a realignment of the nobles to whom an annual debt was owed, and “the Conquest resulted in a confirmation by colonial authorities of the social status and political position of the same Conquest-era leaders.”

Prior knowledge of Mayan history is helpful when reading this text, as the author assumes a basic level of understanding of the years of the Conquest. The author provided a glossary for some of the Mayan and Spanish terms, and the text includes maps, photographs of documents, and a chronology of the pre- and post-Conquest history of the Yucatan. Restall also included extensive footnotes and a 13-page bibliography for further reading. While the author’s post-structuralist and identity politics tendencies might bore some readers, his insights are worth the effort to decode. Most important in this text, though, are the Mayan documents that Restall translated and edited; passages such as the following (from The Accounts by Gaspar Antonio Chi) help inform modern readers of the nature of the calamities that befell the Maya after the arrival of the Spaniards:
This land was populated with many Indians, a great many at the time the Spaniards invaded. The causes of them having decreased are understood to have been the war of the conquest with the Spaniards … Also their having been brought together and congregated in towns and removed from their ancient settlements to indoctrinate them has been a great cause of many of them falling ill and dying. Also a further misfortune resulted from this, which is that famines have occurred, because the people who are now together in one town used to be divided into six or eight, and as they were spread throughout the whole land and had all of it occupied, no rain fell which did not fall on cultivated lands, which was why in that era they had a great abundance of provisions. Also the smallpox and other pestilences which have occurred…
Thus, to the Maya the arrival of the Spaniards was but one of a series of catastrophes they faced, and the temporal cyclicity with which the Maya viewed history meant that this period was one much like earlier – and future – times of turmoil.

BBC: US Preparing for Strikes in Iran

Satellite image of Iranian nuclear facility at Natanz, in the Isfahan province of IranIranian nuclear facility at Natanz, in the Isfahan province of Iran

The BBC is reporting today that US plans for air strikes on Iran go beyond nuclear sites, and include a great deal of that country's military infrastructure.

In addition to nuclear facilities, such as the Natanz site, the US purportedly has plans to target Iranian air bases, naval bases, missile facilities and command-and-control centers.

Suspected nuclear failities at at Isfahan, Arak and Bushehr are also on the list of likely targets, according to the BBC.

The leaking of this information could be for a number of reasons. It is possible that American policymakers hope to force Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to back down on his insistence that Iran has the right to develop nuclear power for peaceful purposes, admittedly leaving giving Iran the potential to produce weapons-grade nuclear material.

Call this scenario a bit of American muscle-flexing.

Or - as this administration has previously demonstrated in Afghanistan and Iraq - this could simply be a loud signal that the US will go ahead with attack plans, with or without the backing of the United Nations. This might be the proverbial shot across the bow before full scale military action commences against Iran.

That, of course, would mean a much wider Middle East war, and all but cancel any plans to bring home American troops stationed in Iraq.

Being Mocked by Word Verification

(Toledo, OH) From time to time I see some strange letter combinations appear in Blogger's word verification for comments. This particular group of letters popped up when Blogger was running slow and eating my comments on a thread.

I once had the letters STFU also appear in the middle of a supposely "random" string, and I am now convinced that geeks at Blogger are toying with me.

Ye shall rue the day that ye mocked me, oh Blogger geeks, and may thine armpits be infested with the fleas of one thousand camels!

Feb 19, 2007

Letter to a Young Person Experimenting with Drugs

You are a good person, and I wouldn't be writing this if I thought you were some incorrigible cretin without value to society. Still, the path you are on is a dangerous one, and is ultimately a journey fraught with negative consequences to your life, health, and future.

I have known you a long time, and it pains me to see someone with so much potential wasting it chasing cheap chemical highs. You have opportunities and talents of which many other people can dream, yet your time is spent either getting high or thinking about the next high.

You have not always been this way, of course. I am not sure how long you have been experimenting with drugs, but I recall a time not so long ago when you were fascinated with knowledge and you imagined a future where everything seemed possible.

Today, you are unhappy. You are in a place you do not like, but you have not figured out that drugs make this situation worse. The momentary escape you derive from getting high clouds your thinking, and allows you to forget your troubles for a couple of hours.

You are programminmg your body to expect a chemical response: you feel bad, so you get high, then you come down, you feel bad, and you get high. This cycle only gets worse, and it takes larger amounts of chemicals to provide the escape. At some point, of course, your need for drugs becomes more than entertainment or escape, and you become addicted.

Only you know where you are on this addiction continuum, but I suspect you are not even honest with yourself yet. You rationalize this behavior with delusions that getting high is some sort of spiritual quest, or that you are just having fun, or that your life is so stressful that you need a break once in a while.

You don't see where you are headed.

The classic signs are there - declining grades, missing work, constant financial difficulties, irregular sleep patterns, irritability - but you have not yet made the connection between your drug use and these other occurrences. These are just more reasons to get stoned, to make the unpleasant things in your life fade away for a bit.

I have no illusions that this letter will make much of a difference to you, but I would be remiss in my obligations as a human being if I just closed my mouth and said nothing. I have seen too many good people get caught up in the cycle of self-destruction, and the last thing I would want is for someone I know and love to get sucked into this trap.

Good luck to you, and I hope that you learn - sooner, rather than later - that the road you are running down leads you to little but misery and pain.

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Feb 18, 2007

Mallard Ducks in Toledo, OH

Flock of mallard ducks in the snow along a creek in Toledo, OH It's not quite March of the Penguins, but these Mallard ducks in Tifft Creek stormed the banks to get at some food I laid out.

This is the same group of Mallard ducks I have been following for over a year. Surprisingly, the number of ducks in the park near my home has almost doubled since I counted 69 in December.

Today's tally was over 130, and they were a rather noisy bunch, waddling around to hunt for the seeds and corn I put out. Follow this link for a larger version of this picture of Mallard ducks.

Rapid Rhetoric: BALBRIGGAN

Raphael's depiction of Plato defining the difference between true and false rhetoric This is an irregular feature - both in frequency and oddness - dedicated to a word I came across that I have never previously used.

Balbriggan (BAHL-brig-ahn) n. A type of knitted cotton - typically unbleached - often used in underwear. The fabric is usually napped on one side, and we in the United States refer to such garments as "long underwear."

Balbriggan is also a town in North Dublin, Ireland, now forming a part of County Fingal. Not surprisingly, the town's textile industry is credited with the name behind the hoisery.

Feb 17, 2007

When I Met Bono

U2's Bono playing guitar and singing during the 1984 Unforgettable Fire tour Years ago I worked in the food and beverage operations for a company called Olympia Arenas, which managed such venues as Joe Louis Arena and Cobo Arena in Detroit. The company chef stopped me one day and asked me if I wanted to help out at a freelance gig he was catering at the Fox Theater for some band he had never heard of called U2.

I, of course, was a huge U2 fan, and would have paid him to tag along to see the band, which was on then on the third leg of The Unforgettable Fire tour. The band, however, had yet to really hit the big time, and this album slowly catapulted U2 to greater prominence on the strength of the single "Pride (In The Name Of Love)."

In those days the Fox was a complete dump, and it would be another four more years before Mike and Marian Ilitch would renovate and reopen this beautiful facility. I helped set up and serve dinner for the band and the road crew. I'll never forget what Bono said to me as I dished out stuffed pork loin onto his plate:

"Thanks."

Whoa. Pretty exciting, huh? I remember December 8, 1984 as if it were yesterday, although I had to check out this U2 tour site to remember the exact date.

Anyways, the actual highlight of the evening was being allowed to watch U2 from sidestage. It was as fine a show as I had ever attended, and one of the best moments was when The Edge played both piano and electric guitar during "New Year's Day." These were the days when the four-man band hit the road with just four musicians, and couldn't afford to hire additional musicians to fill out the sound.

This was truly a memorable evening, even for a jaded guy like me who saw virtually every live act that hit the major arenas in the 1970s and 1980s.

And that's my Bono story.

Militia Leader Kadyrov Named President of Chechnya

Chechen warlord Ramzan Kadyrov, new president of Chechnya (Moscow) President Vladimir Putin yesterday removed the president of the republic of Chechnya and named prime minister Ramzan Kadyrov as acting president.

Kadyrov is a 30-year-old former rebel and son of murdered Chechen leader Akhmad Kadyrov. The Kadyrov clan split from separatist groups during the Second Chechen War and sided with Moscow.

Kadyrov carries considerable baggage with him into the Chechen presidency. He is widely believed to have illegally profited from his political and military connections, amassing wealth from corruption, extortion, kidnapping and ransoms. Human Rights Watch maintains that Kadyrov's paramilitary forces illegally detain individuals "secretly at unlawful detention facilities, and use illegal methods of interrogation, including torture and ill-treatment." HRW described some of these torture methods:
With very few exceptions, all interviewees who were detained by Kadyrov’s forces told Human Rights Watch that they had been brutally tortured. The most common methods of torture they described were the use of electric shocks and beatings through punching, kicking and the use of clubs. Victims, interviewed separately, consistently described the administration of electric shocks through a portable device with a handle for producing electricity and wires that the torturers attached to the victims’ fingers, toes, ears, or other body parts.
Mark Franchetti of The Sunday Times interviewed a human rights investigator - who remained anonymous out of fear of retribution - who weighed in with his opinion of Kadyrov.

"Considering the evidence we have gathered, we have no doubt that most of the crimes which are being committed now in Chechnya are the work of Kadyrov’s men," said the unnamed investigator. "There is also no doubt in our minds that Kadyrov has personally taken part in beating and torturing people. What they are doing is pure lawlessness. To make matters worse they also go after people who are innocent, whose names were given by someone being tortured."

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Dubai Investment Scam Shut Down

Map of Dubai, United Arab Emirates (Dubai) The Dubai Financial Services Authority (DFSA) obtained injunctions to close down fraudulent web sites in which investors had already invested at least $600,000.

DFSA officials claimed that Husam A. Abu-Amara, with employees of his company Globalstar Telecom & Technology, operated Web sites called the Dubai Options Exchange, the United Arab Emirates Commodity Futures Board and Cambridge Capital Trading that claimed to offer financial services in the Dubai International Financial Exchange (DIFX).

The DIFX is located in the Dubai International Financial Center (DIFC), a free trade and free finance zone that debuted in 2004.

The scam mainly targeted investors in Australia and Singapore who were approached by representatives of Cambridge Capital Trading. The victims were directed to Web sites, and funds were then transferred into a Malaysian bank account.

Feb 16, 2007

Book Review: Chechnya - Tombstone of Russian Power

Chechnya - Tombstone of Russian Power, by Anatol Lieven Lieven, Anatol

New Haven: Yale University Press, 1998, 436 pages


Lieven is a British author, journalist, and policy analyst who is presently a senior researcher at the New America Foundation, and he is a former senior associate at the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace. As a journalist Lieven covered Central Europe for The Financial Times, and Pakistan, Afghanistan, the former Soviet Union, and Russia for The London Times. Chechnya - Tombstone of Russian Power reflects the time that Lieven spent in Russia, the Baltics, Transnistria, and Chechnya during the First Chechen War in 1994-96, as well as during the decades he lived and worked in Eastern Europe and the Soviet Union.

The book contains much more than a summary of the history of the First Chechen War, as Lieven uses the conflict as a backdrop for his analysis of post-Soviet Russia. The first section, titled “The War,” examines the buildup and actual conflict, while the following chapters – grouped together under the heading “The Russian Defeat”- examine why the vaunted Russian army could not succeed in defeating a vastly outnumbered Chechen resistance. Similarly, the final section, which is appropriately named “The Chechen Victory,” discuss the underlying reasons for the ability of the Chechens to achieve success against a military force with numerical and technological superiority.

Former Chechen Dzhokhar DudayevFormer Chechen president Dzhokhar Dudayev

While the military successes of the Chechen resistance cannot be discounted as a primary reason for the defeat of the Russians, Lieven discussed additional reasons for the Chechen victory and fairly rapid capitulation of the Russians in the First Chechen War. The 1996 assassination of ultra-nationalist Chechen president Dzhokhar Dudayev, argued Lieven, removed from the negotiating table a man whose fiery rhetoric hampered peace discussions. Lieven also maintained that the Chechen resistance failed to cause similar rebellions among Russia’s numerous ethnic minorities, a long-held fear of Russian leaders. The new government of Aslan Maskhadov, argued Lieven, was more “rational” than that of Dudayev, meaning that Russian leaders were less worried about the future of transCaucasian gas and oil pipelines. Finally, the decision to shelve the actual question of true Chechen independence until 2001 – agreed to by representatives from both sides – allowed both sides to save face without actually addressing the issue of Chechen sovereignty.

Lieven argued that outcome of the war can also be seen as much as an indictment of the failures of the Russian military as much it was a Chechen victory, and the Chechens were not able to duplicate their military successes in the resumption of hostilities in 1999. The author noted that the Russian forces suffered from poor training and a shortage of equipment, and the military received only small fractions of the amount of replacement parts and equipment it needed to maintain its effective strength levels. In addition, the low military pay and an administrative inability to monitor conscription efforts meant that the Russian armed forces fielded combat-ready troops far below the 1.7 million listed on paper; Lieven argued that the effective manpower levels probably dipped below 1.2 million soldiers by 1996.

Many of the Russian military weaknesses can be traced to financial roots, and Lieven provided documentation for the precipitous decline of defense expenditures by the Yeltsin government. 1997 military spending was budgeted at $18.5 billion, but the 1996-97 fianncial crisis resulted in actual otlays of only $15.3 billion. In the period between the fall of the Soviet Union and 1996, spending on weapons procurement fell to a mere one-fiftteenth of levels in 1991. By July 1997 the military has only received one-fourth of its projected budget, resulting in delays of wages to troops and an inability of the military to pay basic costs such as electricity, water, and gas.

Lieven noted that there are also a number of systemic problems in the Russian armed forces that contributed to their poor showing in the First Chechen War. Chief among these problems was the lack of an effective non-commissioned officer (NCO) corps, which Lieven traced back to the First World War. This essential hierarchical component in Western armies – so sorely lacking in both the Soviet and Russian armies – leads to a lack of combat unity, troop discipline, and ultimately unit-level morale. Moreover, argued Lieven, the lack of an NCO class leads to deplorable practices such as dedovshchina, the ritualized abuse of new soldiers by older troops. New rrivals – especially, but not exclusively, soldiers from ethnic minorities – are often subject to beatings, theft, and even sexual humiliation by “grandads,” fellow soldiers with longer tenure in the armed forces.

Russian helicopter downed by Chechen forces near Grozny in 1994Russian helicopter downed by Chechen forces near Grozny in 1994


The financial weakness of the Russian government, however, is only partly responsible for the decline in the amount of money available for use by the Russian military. Lieven argued that corruption in both the state and defense bureaucracies further reduced the already low funding levels of the Russian military. The author noted examples of administrators diverting huge sums of money - earmarked for the pay of soldiers – into investment deals and other illegal ventures. Furthermore, officers and soldiers whose pay was in arrears often decided to sell whatever materials they could: arms, amunition, vehicles, spare parts, food, and even medicine.

Ultimately, though, Lieven believes that the strength of Chechen society created a generation of resistance fighters whose will to defeat those seen as invaders – in this case, Russian troops – meant that the half-hearted Russian military actions in Chechnya were in danger of failure from the very beginning of the war. The author, placing the First Chechen War in a historical context, also noted that the Chechens and Russians have a lengthy record of conflict in the Caucasus. Chief among the historical antecedents was the decision by Stalin in 1944 to deport the entire Chechen people, exiling them to the Kazakh steppes. Although Khrushchev lifted the ban in 1956, Lieven argued that the memory of the forced migration and deaths of tens of thousands of Chechens during transport and the acclimation period serves as a rallying factor for the modern Chechen resistance.

The text is footnoted throughout, and Lieven blended a wide variety of primary and secondary sources in his narrative. A working journalist, the author used his interviews with government officials, military operatives, resistance fighters, and ordinary citizens throughout the text. Yet Lieven – who obtained an undergraduate degree in history and a doctorate in political science – brings to the reader a unique blend of journalistic on-the-ground analysis and a detached academic perspective rarely seen in the same text. The result is a work that can be used by scholars and specialists, while still remaining accessible to the learned general public. Lieven’s text is an insightful contribution to the historigraphical literature of post-Soviet Russia, and is must reading for those interested in understanding the Russian attempts to transition to a Western-style democratic capitalism.

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Feb 15, 2007

On Winning, Losing, and the Iraq War

US troops in Iraq; photo courtesy of BBC US troops in Iraq; photo courtesy of BBC

One of the last remaining arguments that pro-war supporters still offer goes something like this: "Those who want us to leave Iraq are really saying they want the United States to lose the war."

There are a number of problems with this argument. The most obvious, of course, is the fact that the US military won the actual conventional war, which occurred during March and April of 2003. The Iraqi military was quickly destroyed, and Saddam Hussein's regime was toppled.

American troops are currently stuck in the middle of a low-grade civil war, one that is no longer being fought like a conventional war. The US military is "losing" this war in one sense, but it is unreasonable to expect a military designed to fight large scale conventional wars to "win" against unconventional opponents carrying out terrorist attacks in an urban setting.

Supposing, though, that I agree with the warhawk claim that a peacenik like me is really calling for a "defeat" in Iraq by calling for a withdrawal of troops. What, precisely, is the danger in "losing" in Iraq, and why are people so worked up about "losing" this war?

I have "lost" a few times in my life, and - despite the initial setback - I have always grown and learned from my losses. Using a sports analogy, teams rarely win every game, and use losses as opportunities to improve the team. Sometimes many seasons go by before a given team returns to winning form.

There may indeed be legitimate reasons for keeping troops in Iraq (such as regional stability, or supporting the nascent Iraqi government), but the idea that the United States will somehow be forever damaged by ending its occupation of Iraq is absurd.

In a similar fashion we "lost" in Vietnam, and life went on. Unfortunately, lessons learned after the Vietnam debacle were ignored by the current administration. If bringing home the troops means we somehow "lose" the war, then this might indeed be an opportune time to rethink and retool the American agenda.

On the Value of Standardized Test Scores

I have been thinking about the nature of human intelligence this morning, a train of thought that was brought about by my filling out employment applications for summer teaching positions.

As a rule I score quite high on standardized tests, and many opportunities have opened up for me over the years based upon my IQ, ACT, SAT, and GRE scores. I say this not in a boastful manner, but rather because I find such tests to be of little use in determining the current or future value of a human being. Such scores only reflect a hypothetical potential ability of a person, but offer little in the way of analysis of a person's character, or how hard a given subject will work to attain goals.

Moreover, there are many criticisms of social and cultural biases inherent in such tests. Children growing up in homes in which the "learning environment" consists of little more than cable television will certainly perform at a lower level than children raised in a home in which self-edification is held up as a worthy goal.

As a young man I squandered some excellent university opportunities, preferring instead to make money in the business world. I dropped out of college at the age of 21, enticed by the income possibilities of climbing a corporate ladder and owning my own business.

Since deciding to return to the university setting seven years ago, I have gained a far greater appreciation for the value of hard work. Setting aside the debate over the meaning of university diplomas ("are they really just pieces of paper?"), I recognize that a BA, MA, or PhD demonstrates that a recipient of such a degree at least knows how to work and achieve goals.

But what does a high IQ really mean if that person is self-centered and mean-spirited? How does that person's measured high intelligence really benefit humankind? I offer as an example the personage of neo-Nazi Bill White, who claims to have achieved a score of 152 on the Stanford-Binet intelligence scale (I am ignoring for the moment the issue of the validity of his IQ claims).

And just how valuable is such a "genius" to a future employer - or society at large - in comparison with a dedicated, hardworking person who just happens to score lower on certain standardized tests?

I confidently entered my test scores in the application form, but I thought about people I know who might be as qualified (or even better qualified) than I for the same position, but who might get passed over because I aced the GRE and they struggled. In the end, I think these tests measure only one thing - the ability to take standardized tests.

And - truth be told - how accurate can a test be that purports to measure quantitative reasoning when a person like me - who had not taken a mathematics course since 1983 - scores 750 out of 800 possible points, and who admits in a post like this that he made educated guesses on over one-third of these fairly difficult math questions?

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Feb 14, 2007

Digging Out from the Blizzard of 2007

A pair of dogs walking in the snow after the Blizzard of 2007 (Toledo, OH) Since the arrival of the Blizzard of 2007, the humans and the canines in my house have gotten a bit stir crazy. We thus ventured out into the post-blizzard sunshine to survey the aftermath of the biggest winter storm in years.

The snowplows have not yet reached the streets near my house, and driving is treacherous on the many of the local sidestreets. I agree with city and county officials to stay at a Level 3 Snow Emergency - stay off the roads for the next few hours until the crews can clear the roads.

A car buried under snow during the Blizzard of 2007 There are many cars like this in my neighborhood, buried under the accumulated and drifting snow. My oldest son, naturally, risked getting a ticket for driving to the business of his friend's parents to help them shovel snow.

God forbid he should shovel a little snow for his own suffering parents, but Oy vey! That's another story (Yiddish expression added to tweak the idiot neo-Nazis who sometimes lurk here and think I'm Jewish).

Toledo missed the full fury of the Blizzard of 2007, but this was still quite a storm. I'm glad we don't live closer to Lima, OH, which received about twice the amount of snow as Toledo.

Live Driveway Coverage - Blizzard of 2007

(Toledo, OH) The sun occasionally peeks through the last of the blizzard clouds, but there ae still a few snowflakes falling from the remnants of the Blizzard of 2007. The storm is headed east, where it is expected to increase in meteorological and media intensity.

My unscientific estimate is that we received about ten inches of snow in my neighborhood, with some drifts approaching two feet.

I apologize for the latest in this series of continuous live driveway updates. One of the other features of this storm was the appearance of several snowmobiles in my neighborhood, the operators of which decided my street should be designated as an all-night Arctic Cat fest. Alas, my sleep was often disrupted by the annoying whine of revved-up snowmobiles, and I am groggy this morning.

Statue of St. Francis of Assisi in the middle of the Blizzard of 2007 My statue of St. Francis of Assisi continues his stoic, silent watch in the backyard, but I fear my hopes for a blizzard miracle may be dashed. Some snow accumulated on his shoulders and arms overnight, although there is still a decided "parting of the snow" near his feet.

Interesting, though (and perhaps more evidence of a miracle) are the animal tracks behind him. I might package this as a sign that, in the middle of the Blizzard of 2007, the animals came to him for comfort.

St. Francis of Assisi, for those not indoctrinated with Catholic hagiography, is the patron saint of animals, the environment, and Cub Scouts, among other causes.

Feb 13, 2007

Blizzard of 2007 - More Live Driveway Coverage

(Toledo, OH) This is the latest installment in my live driveway coverage of the Blizzard of 2007. At the moment I think we have between six and seven inches of snow, and the howling winds are definitely blowing the snow around.

In this first picture, I used the flash and tripod, and the snowflakes look thicker and more numerous than they really are.

In the second picture I killed the flash, but kept the tripod. This gives you a better view of the current conditions, in case you live far away, or you are too lazy to walk away from the Internet and see for yourself.

Hello, by the way, to the many hundreds of people around the globe who have been searching for information about the Blizzard of 2007. On a normal day there are 200-300 visitors to this site, but I must be filling an incredible blog void, because my traffic has more than tripled since I started blogging about the Blizzard of 2007 and added a few hyperlinked texts using the phrase "Blizzard of 2007".

This, of course, as compared to a book review I might write for this blog, which could entail 10-15 hours worth of reading and writing and generate, oh, ten visitors a month.

But hey: it's the virtual marketplace of ideas, dude, and millions more people are interested in frozen precipitation than, say, in Vasco da Gama or the Russian multiethnic empire.

Blizzard of 2007 - Continuous Live Driveway Coverage

My freshly-shoveled driveway, mometarily free from snow during the Blizzard of 2007My freshly-shoveled driveway

(Toledo, OH) With nothing better to do, I've decided to post continuous live updates of the Blizzard of 2007 on this site.

Part of this decision, of course, is centered around site traffic. I noticed that my visitor counts were quite high for a day in which I had only created one post, and I saw that people were doing a lot of searching for "Blizzard of 2007."

So I am happy to oblige my new blizzard-seeking readers. We currently have about six inches of snow in my neighborhood, with wind gusts reaching 30 mph or more. Drifts have reached about a foot and a half at the moment.

Photo of Miraculous Statue of St. Francis of AssisiTo the left is my backyard statue of St. Francis of Assisi, patron saint of animals and a few other things. For some reason the snow refuses to bury him, and even seems to be shifting away from the saint.

I think that I will proclaim this to be a miracle, start charging pilgrims admission, and sell some souvenirs and refreshments.

In the springtime, of course. Not even the most devout will be hitting the highways tonight.

Since adopting two small dogs in 2006 - and previously being an owner of large, outdoor dogs - I have had to learn some new owner responsibilities.

One of these involves shoveling an avenue for the dogs to go take care of business. My old dog Hershey - a chocolate Labrador retriever - just plowed right through the deepest drifts.

My new dogs looked at me like I was insane (which, of course, I just might be) when I suggested that it was time to go outside.

"What?" they seemed to say, looking at the drift that blocked the back door. "You MUST be kidding, dude. Help us out here, eh?"

Blizzard, Schmizzard

(Toledo, OH) The Blizzard of 2007 did not seem to bother this Eastern grey squirrel, who climbed the crabapple tree in my backyard to much on frozen fruit.

The wind is really howling at the moment, and we have picked up about two inches of snow so far. The forecasters are still predicting around a foot of snow for my area, with heavier snow expected south of Bowling Green, OH.

So far we have been able to keep up with the snow, and our driveway is clear, but the heaviest snow is supposed to start in an hour or two.

Feb 12, 2007

Getting Ready for the Blizzard of 2007?

Picture of snow shovel, rock salt, and a house getting ready for a blizzard (Toledo, OH) I have spent the last few hours taking care of some loose ends before the arrival of what is already being billed as the Blizzard of 2007. Our local meteorologists are calling for 8-12 inches of snow from Tuesday through Wednesday, with 30 mph gusts driving 3-4 foot drifts.

The Kroger at Monroe and Secor was jam-packed, as area residents - likely driven into semi-panic mode by the ominous forecasts - flocked to stock up on necessities.

My wife reported that she had to park in the "furthest possible space" in the lot, and that the traffic going in and out of the grocery store was particularly hectic.

Left: The storm track shows the blizzard headed directly for Toledo; image courtesy of Intellicast.comLeft: This storm track shows the blizzard headed directly for Toledo; image courtesy of Intellicast.com

I intend to keep my driveway clear at any cost, and I will be cracking the proverbial whip on any rugrats who think that "snow day" means "watch TV for 12 hours day."

My prediction is a solid foot of snow, and the city largely shutting down until Thursday. Any predictions on your end? Are you near the projected path of the the Blizzard of 2007?

I Get Letters from Idiots

(Toledo, OH) As someone reckless enough to put his name, picture, and email out for the world to see, I get a lot of letters, some of which fall into the category of "hate mail." The worst of these are too filled with expletives to get printed, but occasionally I receive mail that can be reprinted without much redaction.

My inbox had a letter from a Nazi thug with the name of Jason Smith (likely a pseudonym), who takes issue with my writing and website. I'll print the letter verbatim and offer commentary afterward:
Hello Michael, I checked out your blogger spot and have the following comments. First of all, you are a Jew. Brooks is a Jewish name, as in Mel Brooks. The Holocaust is a hoax. And you have a bunch of links about "hate" sites, blah, blah, blah, which I detest that term because it's alll a hoax. Just another Jewish attempt to destroy the White race. Toledo is a shit hole, full of Niggers. It is Jews like you who have been working for at least 60 years to destroy our society. You Jews are trying to push the Niggers onto White people. Push Nigger culture. And you Jews are responsible for passing the 1965 immigration act, which allowed tens of millions of brown skinned scum to swarm into our White lands. The Jewish tricks of Jews like you are no longer working, as White people are becoming more and more racially aware. I know many of the Nazis who marched in Toledo and I saw how the savage Negroes rioted.
I really should avoid giving the buffoon any time on this site, but his letter is a good illustration of the mindset of the racist right. A few thoughts on his idiocy:

1. I am a Catholic, although I was born Protestant. Jews are pretty cool, though. If I get bored with Catholicism, maybe I'll convert.

2. "Brooks" is a name with roots in the British Isles, as in "a slow-moving stream." Hence, "Michael Brooks" would be "Michael who lives by the brook." I have a whole assortment of Celtic, Germanic, and Slavic ancestors and - who knows - maybe a couple of Native Americans, African Americans, and Jews way back in the distant past.

3. Mel Brooks is indeed Jewish, but he was born Melvin Kaminsky. He changed his name to get away from the racism of Nazi idiots like you.

4. The Holocaust happened, dude. Why not be like the intellectually honest anti-Semites, who say things like "Hitler didn't kill enough Jews."

5. I use the term "hate groups" to refer to those who advocate genocide and forced migration of ethnic groups they detest. Sounds like "hate" to me, pal.

6. Toledo may, indeed, be a s**t hole, no argument there. But it's MY s**t hole, and I love it. Kiss my ass.

7. I have no interest in "pushing" anyone together. If the handful of hardcore racists want to buy up a couple hundred square miles in Idaho or Montana, have at it. There will be less tension among the 99.9% of Americans who remain, and y'all can have a great time inbreeding and creating a "race" of drooling morons in two generations. Oh wait - you are well on your way to that genetic outcome.

8. The rioting in Toledo on 15 October 2005 featured people of all colors. The NSM did choose a predominantly black neighborhood to pick a fight, so there were more people of color there, but I talked with plenty of neighborhood whites who were pissed about a group of goose-stepping racists dancing around and causing trouble.

9. Unlike you, I was on the ground for the whole riot, and didn't rely on helicopter news video or the testimony of Nazis who ran out of North Toledo before the violence. Bill White and his goons were six miles away from the action, holed up in a tattoo parlor in West Toledo.

10. Have a nice day.

Feb 11, 2007

Belt-Tightening, the Old-Fashioned Way

(Toledo, OH) Like most Americans in the months after a Christmas binge, my family has had to cut some expenses to compensate for our holiday generosity.

No, this is not a plug for some credit site. You can keep reading.

One of the ways that my wife has found to "create" cash is to liquidate our pantry. Pictured on the left is one of our biggest cupboards, and there is a lower level of inventory inside than I can ever recall. We have been eating a lot of homemade pastas and canned goods, and it's amazing how much money we have tied up just in food.

In a cursory estimate, I think we have about one thousand dollars worth of food at retail prices. By limiting grocery purchases to staples like bread, milk, and cereal my wife has judiciously helped our bank account to grow. This definitely beats the modern American habit of running up credit card debt or - worse yet - taking out one of those exorbitant payday loans.

Much Ado about a Presidential Hopeful

The nation's worst-kept secret became public knowledge yesterday as Illinois senator Barack Obama announced that he will seek the Democratic nomination for the presidency in 2008. The announcement dominated news programs and talk shows on a weekend otherwise focused on little more than the death of Anna Nicole Smith.

I find the candidacy of Obama intriguing on the surface, as I have a natural inclination to cheer for someone of humble origins who tries to break the barriers that skew American politics in favor of those with money. I would also like to live to see the day when the highest offices of American politics have been held - at least once - by persons other than those with white skin, breaking one of the last bastions of white privilege. Finally, Obama has a history of being able to work with members of the Republican party to push forward legislation, a knack for true bipartisanship sorely lacking in this era of polarized American politics.

Yet I cannot help but look at the rather thin resume of Barack Obama and come to the conclusion that the likeable senator is wholly unprepared for the demands of the Oval Office. He served two terms in the Illinois state senate, and has been a US senator for two years.

Obama is an excellent public speaker, and yesterday's announcement was chock full of passages like this that resonate with voters:
All of us know what those challenges are today -- a war with no end, a dependence on oil that threatens our future, schools where too many children aren't learning, and families struggling paycheck to paycheck despite working as hard as they can. We know the challenges. We've heard them. We've talked about them for years.
The next president, unfortunately, will need a great deal more than feel-good speeches to fix the problems that face our nation, and Barack Obama has yet to show me that he has the ability and experience to lead this nation.

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Feb 10, 2007

On Evil, Good, and Other Weighty Thoughts

William Blake - The Good and Evil Angels Struggling for Possession of a Child (1794)

I have long struggled to understand the nature of historical terrors of episodes like the Holocaust, the Great Purge, or the 1994 Rwandan genocide. The simple way of coming to terms with such horrors is to use an adjective like "evil" and file the events away in some dusty mental cabinet, where the compartmentalized information can be later retrieved, but where it will not force a person to dwell on unsettling thoughts.

On a smaller scale, we see the word "evil" commonly used to describe individuals - like Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy - whose murderous sprees and gruesome behavior were far beyond the realm of socially acceptable behavior. It is again effortless to dismiss these individuals as "evil" because their actions offended moral precepts that may be universally held.

Exactly what, though, is evil? As a Christian I was raised to believe that evil represented a force contrary to the goodness of God, symbolized by the fallen angel Satan. Evil, then, could be actions inspired by satanic influence, or behavior contrary to God's laws.

Philosophers, of course, have wrestled with this question for many millenia. Some, like Plato, have argued that evil is merely the absence of good. Thomas Aquinas argued that evil does not exist, except in the sense that someone sees good in a given action. William S. Burroughs argued that the "face of evil is always the face of total need," in which case evil is a matter of privation.

And I look at the clock on my laptop, realizing I have spent 90 minutes thinking and writing about good and evil, and I am no closer to understanding the nature of these terms than before I began. In that time, none of my academic work got finished, there are dishes in the sink that need to be washed, and the lightbulb on the back porch still needs to be changed.

These are all "good" actions, and I need to get going on them, but is this exercise in philosophical blogging "evil" because other, more necessary actions got put aside.

I think I will now take an Excedrin, which will be "good" for my headache but might be "evil" for my ulcers.

Rapid Rhetoric: UDOMETER

This is an irregular feature - both in frequency and oddness - dedicated to a word I came across that I have never previously used.

udometer (yoo-DAHM-eh-tehr) n. A device designed capture and record the amount of precipitation; in simpler terms, a rain gauge.

There are modern udometers that record both the level and intensity of rain. The word udometer is derived from the Latin ūdus, meaning ""wet" and the Greek word metron, for "measure." Rain gauges are also called "pluviometers."

Feb 9, 2007

On Women Named Anna, Marilyn, and Self-Images

Anna Nicole Smith after the death of her son in 2006Anna Nicole Smith after the death of her son in 2006

I have watched little in the way of entertainment-oriented television in the last ten years, but even a history geek like me knows who Anna Nicole Smith was. After being blasted by all the news channels for the past 24 hours about Anna Nicole, I shut off my television a few minutes ago for some respite from such maudlin torture as hearing "Candle in the Wind" over a montage of Anna Nicole photos.


I originally intended to write a scathing condemnation of the cult of celebrity surrounding the life and death of Anna Nicole, but my ire has waned since cutting myself off from the endless news reports. I'd like instead to look at the woeful life of this woman, who was learned to believe that her only asset was her appearance.

Anna Nicole was, throughout her lonely life, a stripper, a Playboy model, arm-candy to J. Howard Marshall, occasional actress, and the host of an inane reality show. It is clear, though, that her life goal revolved around becoming the reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe, and with her untimely death at age 39, her life did bear an odd resemblance to her predecessor as an American icon of sexuality.

Marilyn MonroeMarilyn Monroe

Both women came from humble and abusive backgrounds, and achieved fame despite their difficult childhoods. Each woman, too, lived a life under the perpetual glare of camera lights, and they both seemed happy only when people focused on their bodies.

Both women, I suspect, shaped by the trauma of their lives to believe that they existed only for their looks, and that their roles in life were solely as images. It is this lack of worth, in my opinion, that drove both women away from stable relationships, and toward chemical methods of dulling the pain and loneliness they sheltered inside.

May you both find peace in whatever lies beyond this life, Vickie Lynn and Norma Jean. While I find your lives to be pathetic examples of sexual exploitation, I recognize that you have each suffered more than we will ever know.

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Feb 8, 2007

On Checking Backgrounds and Individual Privacy

As a former business owner, I understand full well the importance of conducting background checks on individuals you might consider employing. At the same time, I have some reservations about the degree to which personal information has become a commodity.

I once hired a manager for one of my businesses who talked one hell of a game in the interview. He claimed to be a Desert Storm vet, that he had seen people die in combat, and that he was glad to be back in the States, where he could pursue employment that was less dangerous.

Both my wife and I were quite impressed with this ex-soldier, and we hired him on the spot.

Bad move.

He neglected to tell me a few things, like the fact that he was a cokehead, that he'd been fired from more jobs that he could count, and that he had quite a lengthy arrest record. It took several months - and at least several thousand dollars in embezzled funds - before I learned the hard way that I had hired a first class con artist.

And the only reason I started looking more closely at this individual was that a fellow employee casually mentioned that they had seen him pocket a relatively insignificant trinket on the way out of my office. He is now, by the way, in an Ohio jail for - surprise! - embezzlement from an employer after me.

If you are in a position to hire people for your company, consider the Instant Background Checks services offered EasyBackgroundChecks.com, which sponsored this post. The money you spend up front to weed out problems might save you hundreds of times more in the long run.

I also had another "trusted" employee who bilked my company out of several thousand dollars. This young man was so convincing I even hired him once to paint the picket fence at my house. Through under-ringing of sales, he snagged over $1,000 one weekend, although his greed was what sank him, as he might have stayed under the radar if he just kept nickel - and - diming me.

This dishonest employee, too, might have been avoided had I taken advantage of the services of a background check firm.

Still, we live in an age when - for just a small amount of money - people can learn a great deal about you in an instant, and I am not sure what this bodes for the future. Especially of concern is the confidentiality of medical records, which are increasingly finding themselves in the marketplace of commodified information.

Rapid Rhetoric: TERGIVERSATION

This is an irregular feature - both in frequency and oddness - dedicated to a word I came across that I have never previously used.

tergiversation (tuhr-jiv-uhr-SAY-shun) n. The act of being evasive or of being purposefully ambiguous; being an apostate or renegade; abandoning a party, cause, or set of beliefs.

The verb form is tergiversate. No jokes about sending the word and its definitions along to Senator Joe Lieberman, please.

Tergiversation is derived from the Latin tergiversatus, meaning "to turn one's back" or "to shift."

Feb 7, 2007

On the Fallacy of "Born" Writers

I had a conversation recently with an associate who was deriding his skills as a writer. I offered some words of encouragement when my friend interrupted me.

"That's easy for you to say," he said. "You're a born writer."

I graciously accepted his compliment, but my friend was quite mistaken. I was not born a writer, and I should add that I was in my thirties before I was even published.

Going back to college in my thirties, I had long forgotten most of what I had been taught about writing. I had to work hard at the craft of writing just to become competent, pestering professors for extra feedback and making use of the campus writing center (which I later joined as a tutor).

I was humbled at having to seek extra help, but I was determined to improve my writing skills. Note to aspiring writers: if a thick-skulled, middle-aged type like me can learn the basics of writing, it can be accomplished by anyone. Those of you in your teens and twenties have an incredible advantage with your sharper minds, but pluck and perseverance do pay off.

Having achieved some level of personal and professional success as a writer, it is comforting to know that I could move to any city in the country and scratch out a living with my words. I do know, though, that the art of writing is an acquired behavior, and writers need to regularly polish their skills to maintain their abilities.

I still make use of online grammar and punctuation tutorials, and I frequently consult style manuals. One excellent general source I recommend is the book On Writing, by author Stephen King. This book opened my eyes to both the creative process and the hard work that is involved with becoming a writer.

I have also learned that everything I write can always use improvement, and that I will forever be in the debt of some kind souls who saw in me the makings of a writer. There was a point some years back when I was ready to leave school without even getting my BA, as I had convinced myself I was a fraud and had no business in academia or any intellectual pursuit. Without the encouragement of a few mentors, I might have given up, but I think that God sends the right people our way when we most need help.

I thus make a concerted effort to encourage those around me who aspire to the craft of writing, perhaps as a sort of "pay it forward" debt of gratitude. I doubt that there are many - if any - "born" writers, but there are millions of potentially excellent writers who just need to work on their games some more.

Book Review: Vasco da Gama and the Linking of Europe and Asia

Disney, Anthony and Booth, Emily (eds.)

Publisher: Oxford: Oxford University Press, 2000, 504 pages


Disney and Booth edited this collection of thirty-one essays and papers presented at a conference held in 1997 to denote the quincentenary of Vasco da Gama’s first voyage to India, and the volume contains contributions from some of the most prominent historians in the field of imperial Portugal. Given the vast differences in approaches and subject matter of the authors, there is no unifying theme throughout the book beyond that of the Portuguese seaborne empire, although the editors organized the articles under a set of broad subheadings. In addition to articles on da Gama, there are also contributions related to the Portuguese seaborne empire extending as far as the twentieth century. While some of the inclusions require a good deal of prior familiarity with the history of the Estado da India, most of the material is accessible by undergraduates and the learned general public.

In the section marked “Plenary Lectures,” Felipe FernĂ¡ndez-Armesto argued that the Indian Ocean was “the world’s most influential ocean,” and that Vasco da Gama’s voyage was far from “the most important in the history of the Indian Ocean.” Maurice Kriegel and Sanjay Subrahmanyam examined Lendas da India("Legends of India"), the oft-discredited account of Gaspar Correia on da Gama. The authors argued that Correia should not be read as a less factual account of the da Gama voyage than chroniclers such as JoĂ£o de Barros or FernĂ£o Lopes Castanheda, but rather as a text that “sought nevertheless to observe and report on the other cultures in an ‘ethnographic logic.’”

Portuguese navigator Vasco da Gama, in a seventeenth-century woodcutPortuguese navigator Vasco da Gama, in a seventeenth-century woodcut

“Trade and Economic Relations” begins with John Everaert’s study of the sixteenth-century entry of Low Country soldiers and merchants into the service of the Estado da India. The author maintained that this influx was of a “more qualitative than quantitative importance,” and that these foreigners both shaped the Estado and provided the Dutch with valuable intelligence about the Indian Ocean trade networks. M.N. Pearson contributed a fascinating study of the Swahili coast of eastern Africa at the time of the da Gama voyage, which he described as a “rich and variegated society” with flourishing trade networks that had “much closer ties with their immediate hinterlands” than with other powers in the Indian Ocean.

The editors created a section entitled “Religious and Cultural Interactions” that covers a wide range of topics and periods. Maria de Jesus MĂ¡rtires dos Lopes argued that, despite the large numbers of reported converts by Padroado missionaries in the Goa region, the Novos Convertidos ("Newly Converted") retained many cultural and religious traditions, or “an interpenetration of cultures that even the Inquisition could not eradicate.” A.J.R. Russell-Wood, in “For God, King, and Mammon,” noted that the use of the word “empire” to describe the Estado da India was “more conceptual than physical in nature,” since the ability of the Portuguese to administer their holdings was in large part a function of natural forces such as trade winds and ocean currents.

Map of the Estado da IndiaMap of the Estado da India

In the section “Sources, Texts, and Representations,” Maria Alzira Seixo examined The Lusiads of LuĂ­s de Camões and Alvaro Velho’s Roteiro da Primera Viagem de Vasco da Gama, arguing that these more poetic works should be read not for the exact details of discovery, but rather as narratives of adventure. John E. Wills, Jr. offered an intriguing examination on the historiography of the debate surrounding K.M. Pannikar’s traditionalist “Vasco da Gama Epoch” thesis, noting the pedulum shift from Eurocentrism to subaltern approaches, and suggesting that the field is entering a period of balance between the two extremes.

The collection ends with “Empire, Politics, and Diplomacy,” a grouping of eight articles with quite an assortment of approaches and perspectives on the political legacy of the Estado da India. Teotonio R. de Souza examined the nature of relations between the Portuguese and the indigenous peoples they met in the lands of the Indian Ocean, arguing that interrelations between the groups were much more complicated than simplistic models of invaders/resistors sometimes posited by historians. George Winius, in “Few Thanks to the King: The Building of Portuguese India,” argued that the ability of the Portuguese to create a “lasting presence on such distant lands seems almost a miracle in light of the bungling leadership supplied from Lisbon.” Winius maintained that only the good fortune of Manuel I to appoint talented administrators - such as Duarte Pacheco Pereira, Francisco de Almeida, and Afonso de Albuquerque – prevented the Estado da India from becoming a disaster.

The articles in Vasco da Gama and the Linking of Europe and Asia have individual footnotes, and quite a few contain valuable appendices. While there is a certain disjointedness in the assemblage of this diverse collection of works – which might benefit from transitional essays by the editors – one leaves the text with greater awareness of the breadth of historiographical discourse and research possibilities in the history of the Estado da India.

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Feb 6, 2007

On Dream Vacations

Photo of a villa in Tuscany All of us have some destination in mind for our ultimate vacation, were money and time not the deciding factors. One of the places I would like to visit is the Tuscany region of Italy.

I have always had a fondness for the Italian peninsula, and Tuscany in particular calls out to me as much or more than any other place I have dreamed of visiting. I am not sure why this area has such allure to me; perhaps there are a few Florentines in my variegated heritage.

My Italian for reading is fair, but I speak it like a Castillian, and I'm sure people would snicker as I butchered the language. No matter - within a few weeks I can speak almost any language like a native. Linguistic mimicry is one of my hidden talents, but knowing how to say "How are you" in a dozen languages is not worth much in the marketplace.

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How about you? What is your dream vacation?

A New Low for Email Scammers?

I received one of those ubiquitous scam emails today, seeking my assistance in transferring millions of dollars from an overseas account.

Here is the opening pitch, supposedly composed by a grieving war widow in need of assistance:
My name is Jane Coxen,wife of a British Airforce (Wing Commander John Coxen) slain in Basra, Iraqi in the fight that deposed Saddam Hussein. Before his death and while the fight continued, he ran into a vault containing US$12,500,000:00 twelve Million, five hundred thousand united states Dollars in one of the presidential palaces. With tact and luck my husband was able to take this fortune out of Iraqi through Jordan and finally deposited with a finance and securities company in Europe. My late husband however, gave the details of the lodgement to me before his death.

This scammer, however, even provided a link to a BBC news article that provided information about RAF Wing Commander John Coxen, the most senior British officer killed in Iraq. Here, supposedly, was "proof" of the legitimacy of this particular offer.

Now, there is nothing particularly unusual about this scam, and it follows the usual 419 scam patterns, offering the recipient of the letter a 30% cut of the $12.5 million for being stupid enough to fall for the pitch.

Wing Commander John Coxen, killed in Basra and exploited by email scammersWing Commander John Coxen, killed in Basra and exploited by email scammers after death

What caught my eye was the willingness of the con artist to exploit a dead British soldier and his survivors for illicit gains. No longer are these cretins satisfied with making up ridiculous claims about non-existent third world dictators or invented international lotteries, but now the center of the scam involves soldiers who died in battle.

If there is a Hell, and if there are eternal fires blazing to scorch the hides of the damned, may there be an especially torrid place for the likes of the twisted minds that created this disgusting email.

Rapid Rhetoric: DASYPHYLLOUS

This is an irregular feature - both in frequency and oddness - dedicated to a word I came across that I have never previously used.

dasyphyllous (dah-SIFF-ih-luss) adj. Relating to botany, this word is used to described a plant with hairy or downy leaves.

The word dasyphyllous probably received more exposure from its inclusion in the finals of the 2006 Scripps National Spelling Bee than in its entire history. Canadian contestant Finola Hackett, from Tofield, Alberta, correctly spelled this unusual word.

Feb 5, 2007

Book Review: Admiral of the Sea: A Life of Christopher Columbus

Samuel Eliot Morison, American historian and biographer of Christopher Columbus Morison, Samuel Eliot

Boston: Little, Brown and Company, 1942. Vol. I – 448 pages, Vol. 2 – 444 pages


Left: Samuel Eliot Morison (seated)

Samuel Eliot Morison was an American historian, graduating with his doctorate from Harvard in 1912. He began teaching at the same university in 1915, becoming full professor in 1925 and the Jonathan Trumbull professor of American history in 1941. He also had a short stint at Oxford (1922-25), where he was the Harmsworth professor of American history. Morison was appointed Harvard’s official historian in 1926, and was commissioned by FDR to write a history of US naval operations in 1942. He received the rank of Lieutenant Commander for this work, and retired from the Navy in 1951 as a rear admiral. Both this two-volume text, as well as his biography John Paul Jones (1959), received the Pulitzer Prize.

Morison completed what might be the ultimate in gonzo historical research: he assembled a team of historians and navigators to attempt to use the ship logs of Columbus and recreate the transatlantic voyages of the Genoese captain. In the summers of 1939 and 1940, Morison and his assistants painstakingly mapped the four Columbian voyages as they sailed across the Atlantic and through the Caribbean. He oversaw the drafting of these sailing charts by members of the Harvard Institute of Geographical Exploration, and thus added a dimension of scientific evidence to the debates regarding the true routes that Columbus sailed.

Traditional historiographical views of Columbus and the era of European expansion are in abundance in this text. Morison uses broad, sweeping rhetoric to describe what he argued were the gloomy state of affairs in Europe in 1492, claiming that “[a]t the end of the year 1492 most men in Western Europe felt exceedingly gloomy about the future.” Europe, according to Morison, was a picture of “degeneracy and decay,” and Columbus arrived on the scene to “become the sign and symbol of this new age of hope, glory, and accomplishment.” Columbus was thus a quasi-Messiah for early modern Europe, in the view of Morison, and his voyages ushered in an era of economic wealth, scientific discovery, and religious revitalization. Morison’s penchant for Eurocentric sycophancy and bombastic rhetoric is never more evident than in the following passage:
Never again may mortal men hope to recapture the amazement, the wonder, the delight of those October days in 1492 when the New World gracefully yielded her virginity to the conquering Castilians.


Left: Columbus - maritime Messiah?

Morison devoted a great deal of this monograph to an examination of Columbus as a man of the sea. Entire chapters are dedicated to essays on such topics as ships and shipbuilding, navigation techniques, and the logistics of transatlantic voyages. Columbus, according to Morison, was a natural sailor:
Columbus must have had a born navigator’s innate sense of direction, as well as a practiced seaman’s knowledge of what to expect from cloud formations, the look of the water, and the behavior of the wind.
Morison argued that it was Columbus’s skill with dead reckoning that made him such a superlative sailor, noting that the Admiral was “unable to use the astrolabe on his First Voyage, and there is no evidence of his taking such an instrument on any other.” Morison also lauded the coastal piloting ability of Columbus, making the following claim:
Seldom in history, perhaps never again except in Captain James Cook, have the top two grades of these two qualities [deep-sea and shallow-water navigational skills] been united in the same mariner.
Like all explorers, Columbus undoubtedly had his reasons for leaving shore and departing for parts unknown. Morison argued that religion was the primary motivator for the Genoese captain, and that the faith of Columbus was “genuine and sincere.” Morison continued:
[his faith] gave him confidence in his destiny, assurance that his performance would be equal to the promise of his name. This conviction that God destined him to be an instrument for spreading the faith was far more potent than the desire to win glory, wealth, and worldly honors…
The strengths of this book are to be found in the exhaustive technical details, highlighted by the aforementioned Harvard maps. There are diagrams that illustrate, for example, the processes of “beating to windward” and “clawing off a lee shore.” Spanish coinage from the Columbian era is displayed with conversion charts, and Morison even offered a short essay on the controversy surrounding the remains of Columbus; the author argued that “Columbus belongs to America, the New World of his discovery.” Of course, the indigenous peoples of the Americas might have other ideas about what to do with the bones of the Genoese captain, but that is the subject of an altogether different essay. Despite its fawning adulation for Columbus and heavy-handed Eurocentrism, Morrison's book remains valuable for its nautical insights and practical approach to understanding the Columbus voyages.

Midwest, Northeast Blasted with Arctic Air Mass

Left: Snowfall map courtesy of Intellicast.com

(Toledo, OH) Arctic air blowing in from the northwest continues to bring record-low temperatures throughout the Midwest and Northeast, and relief appear to be at least several days away.

Virtually all schools closed in Northwest Ohio today, as subzero temperatures and wind chill readings approaching 25 below zero caused administrators to cancel classes; their concern had as much to do with diesel engines as it did with frozen children.

My 1996 Saturn groaned, sputtered, but finally fired up this morning, as the University of Toledo was one of the few educational institutions open for business today. The Glorious Revolution, alas, could not wait for a warmer day, although attendance in the class in which I am a TA was well below 50 percent.

Wind chill map courtesy of Intellicast.com

Avoid going outdoors if you can help it for the next two days, and don't forget to limit the amount of time your pets spend outside. If you must travel, be prepared for emergencies, and be sure to bundle up. Despite two layers of clothing, hat, and gloves, I was thoroughly chilled in several walks across campus today. The wind cuts right through your clothes.

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Feb 4, 2007

Iran to Announce "Great Achievements" February 11

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad with Russian Security Council Secretary Igor Ivanov Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Sunday with Russian Security Council Secretary Igor Ivanov (AP)

(Tehran) Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad launched anniversary celebrations for Iran's Islamic Revolution with a vow to push ahead with the country's controversial nuclear program.

Ahmadinejad said that the Iranian nation is "vigilant" and "constantly present on the scene," and that on February 11 marks the date to demonstrate Iran's "inalienable right" to access nuclear energy.

"The bullying forces are aware of Iran's development and the growing trend of its relations with other countries. Their new plan is also doomed to failure. Therefore, the enemies of the Iranian nation will get nowhere, " he said. "They have mobilized their entire propaganda facilities to prevent our nation's progress, but they have failed in all stages. Today, they suppose that they can disrupt the unity of the Iranian nation, but they will never manage to sow seed of discord among Iranian people."

February 11 is also the final day of what Iranians call the "Ten Days of Fajr" (also known as the "Ten-Day Dawn"), marking the date that Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini assumed power after the fall of the Shah.

Ahmadinejad also added that there will be a series of scientific announcements, one of which might be a purported AIDS cure.

"The world should know today that the capable Iranian nation, relying on its own youths and scientists, has now conquered the peaks of knowledge and science," he said. "During the current week, we are going to announce to the Iranian nation the great achievements the country has made to tell the world that when a nation decides to stand on its own feet to climb up the peaks, God helps it and that nation will embrace victory."

US Undersecretary of State Nicholas Burns said Iran would face "universal international opposition" if it continued its nuclear efforts.

"If they think they can get away with 3,000 centrifuges without another Security Council resolution and additional international pressure, then they are very badly mistaken," he said.

Super Bowl Prediction

Like most of the rest of the country (and hundreds of millions more people around the world), I will plop myself in front of the televion tonight and watch Super Bowl XLI.

I predict a 27-21 Indianapolis Colts victory over the Chicago Bears, highlighted by a late 4th quarter drive that ends in an Adam Vinatieri field goal to seal the win.

The keys to the game will be the ability of the Colts to avoid turnovers to the mighty defense of the Bears, as well as the Colts preventing return man Devin Hester from running a kick back for a touchdown.

It's a cliche, but may the best team win, and I hope that Super Bowl XLI is a competitive game, that the ads live up to the hype, and that halftime performer Prince keeps all of his clothes on.

Feb 3, 2007

Book Review: The Russian Empire - A Multiethnic History

Map with estimates of various ethnic groups in the former Soviet Union Kappeler, Andreas.

Essex, UK: Pearson Education Limited, 2001.


Kappeler sought to overturn the historiography of the Russian Empire, which has been dominated by imperial and Soviet historians who stressed a national homogeneity that belies the diverse ethnicities found in the empire. Far from being a unified nation of willing citizens, the Russian Empire was a complex conglomeration of peoples comprised of at least four major religions, dozens of language groups, and over 100 distinct ethnic identities. The author followed a chronological approach to the book, beginning with the conquest of the Khanate of Kazan in 1552 and continuing through the dissolution of the Soviet Union in 1991.

Kappeler chose the acquisition of Kazan to demark the beginning of the imperial period because the Khanate was the “first independent polity to come under Russian rule which possessed a historical tradition, dynastic legitimacy and an upper class that not only spoke a different language but also belonged to a different world religion and civilization, Islam.” The author noted, however, that the original Kievan Rus themselves were not a distinct, homogenous ethnic political entity, but contained a variety of eastern Slavs. Thus, from its earliest origins the Russian Empire was a multiethnic polity that lacked cultural unity.

Map with estimates of various ethnic groups in the former Soviet Union Left: Map with estimates of various ethnic groups in the former Soviet Union


The multiethnic character of the Russian Empire continued as the drive to expand came in to full force. Kappeler argued that the expansionist impulse was traced to two historical philosophies. The first of these was termed as the “gathering of the lands of the Rus,” in which those lands believed to have some historical or folkloric connection to the Novgorodian and Kievan monarchies were added to the duchy of Moscow.

The second of these philosophies centered on the “gathering of the lands of the Golden Horde,” and this drive owed much to the struggle between Muscovy and the Khanate of Kazan. Kappeler argued that the oaths of allegiance sworn by the steppe peoples to Ivan IV were interpreted by the Khanate as a temporary alliance, while the Russians viewed the oaths as “acts of eternal submission.” Regardless of either side’s true intentions, this became the foundation of Russian territorial acquisitions in southern and eastern Asia. Kappeler used these two themes of reclaiming ancient lands as a backdrop to his examination of Russian imperialism.

The author devoted a significant portion of his work to the study of resistance by peoples in the lands annexed by the Russians. Contrary to the traditional claims of imperial and Soviet historians, the acquisition of territories by the Empire did not occur in smooth, mutually agreeable fashions. Kappeler argued that the conventional view, for example, of the annexation of the Ukraine was that “it represented the liberation from the Polish yoke of eastern Slav brothers who had been separated from them after the decline of the Kievan state.” However, the Russians successfully co-opted the Ukrainian nobility by incorporating them into similar positions in Muscovy, and the destruction of the Zaporozhian Sich in 1775 left the Ukrainians without a power base from which to mount effective resistance. While the appropriation of the Ukraine was less violent than many other Russian imperial acquisitions, it nonetheless cannot be summed up as a friendly, mutually desirable merger.

Left: Russian empire in 1820

As a rule, the annexation of territory by the Russian Empire rarely occurred without some bloodshed. The initial conquest of the Khanate of Kazan came about only after a protracted, 5-year war, and subsequent rebellions and uprisings continued to plague the imperial forces for the next century. While the acquisition of Poland in a series of partitions owed much to European politics, the rebellion led by Tadeusz Kosciuszko in 1794 and the 1830 November revolution were among the most significant revolts in the western Empire. Campaigns against the Kirgiz, Uzbek, and Turkmen were particularly brutal; the Russian army suffered a bitter defeat in 1879 against the Tekke-Turkmen, and did not crush the resistance until 1881. The Avar leader Shamil developed a mountain imamate in the Caucasus that resisted Russian military expeditions for a quarter century, and the long-term effects of his successful resistance movement can still be witnessed in the nationalist movements of such groups as the modern day Chechens.

Kappeler argued that one of the reasons for the success of the Russians in building their colossal empire lay in the willingness of government to tolerate different religious faiths among the peoples of the acquired territories. Despite a few periods of attempts to conduct missionary activities on behalf of the Orthodox Church, for the most part the monarchy tried instead to put the different religious organizations under state control, with bureaucratic appointments of muftis and lamas. Islamic peoples such as the Tatars and Bashkirs were accorded some measure religious freedom, and operated their own schools in the territories. Kalmyk and southern Buriat regions were also given a degree of religious freedom to practice their Buddhist beliefs. Other religious groups given relative freedom by the imperial government included Jews, Lutherans, and Roman Catholics. It must be added, however, that this policy of tolerance varied over time, and some groups were subjected to periods of intense repression. Finally, Russian religious benevolence did not extend to groups considered heretical by the Orthodox Church, such as the Uniates and the Old Believers.

Kappeler argued that, much like their imperial counterparts in Western Europe, the Russians began to develop a distinct sense of cultural superiority in the 19th century in relation to non-Russians in the Empire. These ethnocentric tendencies also became a justification for imperial expansion, as ethnic minorities in the annexed and soon-to-be annexed lands were often seen as backward, inferior peoples in need of being “civilized.” Kappeler contended that Russians viewed the Transcaucasian territories as lands “inhabited by uncivilized Asiatics.” Peoples in the Caucasus, according to the author, were generally not seen as distinct ethnic groups, but as barbaric savages lumped together under the pejorative “gortsy.” The imperial government used the Tatars to “civilize” the backward Kazakhs, whose economy in the 19th century was one based on pastoralism and barter. Typical of mainstream Russian cultural supremacy were the views of foreign minister Alexander Gorchakov:
The situation of Russia in Middle Asia is that of all civilized states which come into contact with semi-savage and itinerant ethnic groups without a structured social organization. In such a case the interest in the security of one’s borders and in trade relations always makes it imperative that the civilized state should have a certain authority over its neighbours, who as a result of their wild and impetuous customs are very disconcerting.
There are striking parallels between the civilizing mission of 19th century imperial powers like the Russians and the modern American obsession with “bringing” democracy and freedom to countries like Iraq and Iran. Indigenous peoples and sovereign nations that do not fit the imperialist concept of “civilized” are subject to intervention by the imperialist power under paternalistic rationalizations. Concomitant with this civilizing urge is the demonization of resistance movements; ipso facto, persons not wholeheartedly embracing the imperialist intervention are characterized as barbarous or terrorists.

Russian tsar Alexander I Left: Russian tsar Alexander I

Kappeler noted that two of Russia’s most revered liberal leaders – Alexander I and Alexander II – were also among the most brutal repressors of non-Russian resistance movements. As the tsar best known for his continental diplomacy, liberal reforms, and mystical tendencies, Alexander I also led the drive to annex and subjugate Transcaucasia. Similarly, the tsar who liberated the serfs, embarked on the great railway movement, and made sweeping changes in the Russian economy was also on the throne during the vicious suppression of the gortsy. Finally, Russian expansion into the Middle and Far East heightened during the reign of Alexander II, and violent uprisings in Warsaw in 1861 were met with swift retaliation.

One of the book's strongest points is in its examination of the Soviet era. The Soviet historiography, in general, tended to minimize both the extent of ethnic diversity as well as problems associated with the multiethnic character of the Empire. Kappeler argued that nationalist movements received a tremendous boost during the Bolshevik Revolution, and the Soviet Union lost such important provinces as Finland, Bessarabia, and Georgia after 1918. The Stalin era brought both modernization and repression, helping reclaim much of the lost territory, but nationalist movements merely took a less visible form during the height of Soviet power. The Gorbachev reforms gave new life to nationalist movements, and Kappeler argued that these movements were an important component in the eventual dissolution of the Soviet Union.

The author presented a much more complete picture of the ethnic diversity present throughout the imperial and Soviet history of the Empire than those found in the traditional historiography. The depth of analysis and breadth of subject matter necessitate some prior familiarity with European, Asian, and especially Russian history. This text would make an excellent addition to a graduate-level seminar, or perhaps a very advanced undergraduate Russian history course. While Kappeler’s style is accessible, a good grasp of geography is crucial to fully appreciate the book, as there are no maps included. The author did provide a number of tables devoted to population data, and included a very useful glossary. The text, ultimately, is an eye-opening experience for Western readers unfamiliar with the incredible diversity of the "Russian" empire.

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The reading of all good books is indeed like a conversation with the noblest men of past centuries who were the authors of them, nay a carefully studied conversation, in which they reveal to us none but the best of their thoughts.
--Rene Descartes

Feb 2, 2007

Do Not Enter Sign

Do Not Enter sign in Toledo, OHA "Do Not Enter" sign on Bowen at the I-475 overpass in Toledo, OH.

This image has been uploaded for the sole purpose of attracting visitors looking for this specific image: Do Not Enter.

Crass search engine optimization on my part. Feel free to steal this image, or link back to it so I can snake a few free traffic hits from people looking for an image of a Do Not Enter sign.

On Global Warming, Science, and Politics

Left: Estimates of expected global temperature change in the next century using current models

(Paris) Human activity is "most likely" the source of global warming, according to a scientific report on greenhouse gas emissions issued by a United Nations panel in Paris today.

The excerpts from the Climate Change 2007 report from the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change - released via Webcast around the world - also said global warming could not be reversed, and that direct action today will only help prevent further warming in the future.

I am still waiting to download the full report, but I must admit I am tiring of the politicization of science. The most extreme environmentalists want to reduce human civilization to some mythical pre-industrial paradise, while people like Rush Limbaugh claim global warming is some sort of socialist conspiracy, or the work of willing dupes. He confidently said this today about global warming, by the way, at about 2:18 EST, in a moment of asininity high even by El Rushbo's standards:

"There's no science in this, folks. Zero. Zip. Nada."

Uh, Mr. Limbaugh? There is plenty of exemplary science involved in the debate over global warming, and I know of no reputable scientist who claims global warming is not happening. The debate is over the level to which humans have contributed to, or exacerbated, the rise in global temperatures and CO2 levels, and the differences of opinion among scientists revolve around how data is interpreted.

Limbaugh argued today that "proof" of the conspiracy is to be found in foundations and individuals who make careers out of the "global warming industry." The same could be said, though, about individuals who derive comfortable incomes from conservative think tanks like the Heritage Foundation or the John M. Olin Foundation. It's a capitalist world, Mr. Limbaugh, and I think you know how money functions in a market-based economy.

The politicization of science leads to bad policymaking, in my opinion. If we embrace the most dire of projections about global warming, we run the risk of wrecking the global economy, while perhaps having little effect on what might be a naturally-occurring climate cycle. If we take the advice of people like Limbaugh, we run the very real risk of acting like the proverbial ostritch with its head in the sand.

The sooner we cease viewing global warming as some right-versus-left dichotomy, the sooner we will begin to make intelligent choices about the environment and the future.

Rapid Rhetoric: EDACIOUS

This is an irregular feature - both in frequency and oddness - dedicated to a word I came across that I have never previously used.

edacious adj. Prone to gluttony or heavy eating; given to excess in consumption, especially of food or drink.

Edacious is derived from the Latin prefix edac-, meaning "gluttonous" or "consuming." The noun form of the modern words is edacity , the state of being ravenous.

Boston Ad Pranksters Irk Media


This is a video clip of the press conference with Peter Berdovsky and Sean Stevens, charged in Boston with planting a hoax device and disorderly conduct in the Aqua Teen Hunger Force ad campaign.

The best part of the video, in my opinion, are the irritated comments from media members trying to get a soundbite. On the advice of their attorney, the men chose not to discuss the specifics of their cases, and instead engaged in a discussion of 1970s hairstyles.

The journalists bait the men with loaded questions, but they refuse to get hooked, and the result is a hilarious piece of absurdist humor, making a biting commentary about both the gullibility of Boston officials and the pompousness of some members of the media.

Feb 1, 2007

Blogger Problems and Firewall Problems

I have been pulling the hairs out of my head today trying to access Blogger, which has had an unusual number of outtages in the past two days.

I also had a great deal of trouble getting Internet access. It turns out that someone adjusted my firewall settings on the main house computer, and the beast of a firewall slowed access to a crawl.

A knowledgeable support tech quickly diagnosed the problem, though, and I think I have found a good balance between firewall protection and Net speed.

Book Review: The French Wars of Religion, 1562-1629

The French Wars of Religion, 1562-1629Holt, Mack P.

New York: Cambridge University Press, 1995, 239 pages

Holt is a professor of European history at George Mason University, specializing in early modern France. He targeted The French Wars of Religion for an audience of undergraduates and general readers, and the text lives up to its promises that a prior background in Reformation history is not necessary for readers to enjoy this clear and concise examination of the turmoil that enveloped post-Reformation France. At the same time, Holt’s work maintains a high level of scholarship that makes the book recommended reading for graduate students. While acknowledging the political and economic factors that underpinned the Wars of Religion, Holt maintained that a socio-religious collective identity respectively held by French Catholics and French Protestants should be considered to be the main component of sixteenth-century strife in France.

The author followed a chronological approach in presenting the material, and began the discussion of religious strife with an examination of the simultaneous rise of Protestantism and Gallicanism in sixteenth-century France. Unlike many works on the topic Holt did not end his text with the 1598 Edict of Nantes, and he convincingly argued that the siege of Huguenot stronghold La Rochelle (1627-8) marked a more appropriate end to the Wars of Religion. The author provided biographical sketches of notable figures, lineage charts of the Valois, Bourbon, Montmorency, and Guise families, as well as an extensive bibliographical section for further reading.

Holt argued that France, unlike any other European nation, was uniquely positioned for the eruption of sectarian violence in the sixteenth century. More so than any other kingdom, French kings were symbolically wedded to the Church through coronation ceremonies, or what Holt described as the “enfolding together of the French monarchy and the Catholic church” :
French kings had earned a much older and more redoubtable title: 'Rex christianissimus,' the ‘most Christian king.’ Thus, the sacres [coronation rituals] of the kings of France were more culturally replete symbols of the sacred nature of French kingship denoting a special relationship with God.
Catherine de Medici, in an undated portraitLeft: Catherine de Medici

Holt also argued that the last of the Valois kings – sons of Catherine de Medici – were a collection of successive monarchs who lacked the ability to lead France at a time when strong leadership was a necessary component of a viable state. Francis II reigned only one year, and the fact that he was only 15 when he ascended to the throne meant that his mother acted as regent for that time. Likewise, his brother Charles IX took the throne as a boy, reigned under the regency of Catherine, and was largely under the domination of the Guise family. Charles also acceded to the murder of Protestant leaders - including Gaspard de Coligny - an event that sparked the series of violent encounters known as the St. Bartholemew’s Massacre in August 1572. The inept, vain, and sterile Henry III rounded out the last of the Valois dynasty, and his murder in 1589 left Henry of Bourbon as the next in line for the throne.

Other conditions contributed to the decades of warfare in sixteenth-century France, and Holt argued that the kingdom’s geographic and cultural proximity to Calvinist Geneva was among the most important factors. France was a natural destination for Calvinist missionaries, and their messages resonated among people of all social strata of French life. Holt also maintained that pre-absolutist French monarchs lacked the bureaucratic machinery necessary to maximize tax revenues, and the inability of the monarchy to put down Protestant rebellions was directly related to its failure to raise the revenues necessary to field sufficient military forces.

Holt’s chapter on the St. Bartholemew’s massacre is especially useful in explaining the complex causes of the widespread violence against Protestants in 1572. He separated the events into four distinct segments: a) the attempted assassination of Coligny; b) the coordinated murder of Protestant leaders at the wedding of Henry of Navarre and Marguerite de Valois; c) the wave of murder committed by paranoid Catholic mobs in Paris immediately following the Huguenot nobles; and d) the similar massacres that occurred in towns across the kingdom. Holt, however, argued that all of the perpetrators of anti-Protestant violence shared two common beliefs: they believed that they were carrying out the will of the king, and the believed that “the extermination of the Huguenot’s was God’s will.”

The French Wars of Religion communicates the complicated history of six decades of warfare in a way that makes the material comprehensible to general readers, while not oversimplifying the narrative to the point where the book no longer has research value for scholars. Holt made a convincing case that the slogan “une foi, un roi, un loi” (“One faith, one law, one king) was more than a catchy political saying – it was the very embodiment of the philosophies that upon which the ancien rĂ©gime operated.

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