Jun 30, 2007

On Living Free, Dying Hard, and Just How Much Debbie Schlussel Hates Muslims

I went to see the premiere of Live Free or Die Hard, and found the film to be an enjoyable thriller, even if at times the ability of John McClane to defy death borders on the absurd; witness his plunge from an out-of-control F-35B and walking away with a few more cuts and bruises.

Still, the ability of the film to convey the extent to which the United States remains vulnerable to attacks on its electronic infrastructure is quite credible, and should be a wakeup call to those who remain blissfully unaware of our dependence upon computer networks.

And then there is the quasi-racist take on the film by far-right nutjob Debbie Schlussel, who - while generally praising the film - took its producers to task for not making Muslim terrorists the film's antagonists:
As readers know, I've been down on Willis for a number of reasons and down on this movie because its cyberterrorists are not Muslim. I remain steadfast in that reservation and note that this movie would have been even more fabulous if they were.
Uh, Debbie? It's a movie, all right? And besides, not all terrorists are the bloodthirsty Islamofascists you so love to fear and depict; we only have to travel back to the anthrax scare and the Oklahoma City bombing to remind ourselves that terrorists come in a wide variety of creeds, colors, and ethnicities.

For those unfamiliar with Schlussel, she is somewhat like Ann Coulter, but with a more limited vocabulary, no anorexia problem, and reportedly a larger penis.

Now, I know that Debbie's shtick revolves around whipping up a frenzy about those Islamofascists who she believes lurk behind every brown face, but I doubt that the decision to create a homegrown terrorist in Live Free or Die Hard was a politically-correct Hollywood move, as Schlussel implies.

In fact, one could argue that the potential for domestic terrorism hiding behind the pale, smiling faces in Everytown, USA is even more troublesome than the cartoon-like Evil Muslim Hordes that keep Schlussel awake at night. Heck - Bruce Willis is a Republican, for Chrissakes, but his card-carrying GOP self is still not good enough for the rabid Schlussel.

At any rate, dearest Debbie: crawl back under the xenophobic, paranoid rock out from under which you slithered, take your Lithium, and let the rest of us enjoy some escapist summer fun without hearing any more of your racist drivel.

Book Review: Stalin as Revolutionary, 1879-1929

1902 Mugshot of Josef Stalin, Joseph Stalin, Iosef Djugashvili Tucker, Robert C. New York: Norton, 1973, 518 pages

Left: 1902 mugshot of Stalin

Tucker’s book, which is the first of a trilogy on the life of Stalin, uses a psycho-history approach in its attempt to explain the legacy of Iosif Djugashvili, known to the West as Josef Stalin. Tucker argued that Stalin’s personality was greatly influenced by his childhood, his years in a Georgian seminary and through his hero-worship of Vladimir Ilych Lenin, and that a complete understanding of this period of Russian history necessitates understanding the psychology of Stalin. While some attempts to analyze historical figures using psychology seem dated, Tucker’s work for the most part does not overreach, and the book remains an important contribution to Stalin-era Russian historiography.

One of the unique features of this work is the refusal by Tucker to follow conventional forms in writing biographical history; writers often begin biographies in a chronological fashion by describing the birth and early life of the book’s subject. The character of Stalin does not appear in the text until the third chapter of Tucker’s work, and the author spent the first two chapters detailing the rise of a Russian revolutionary movement to provide the context for the life of Stalin. Because of this approach, the reader gains a deeper understanding of the social and political milieu in which Stalin came to prominence.

Tucker argued that Djugashvili’s childhood had a profound effect on his personality, and the relationship with his father Vissarion in particular was pivotal. Stalin’s father was a brutal, drunken shoemaker who frequently lashed out at both his wife Ekaterina and son Iosif; Tucker argued that the relationship between Vissarion and Iosif led to “the vindictiveness that would characterize him [Stalin] later in life.” This dysfunctional relation also, according to Tucker, led Stalin to later become “a rebel against paternal authority in all guises.”

Another factor in the development of Stalin’s personality was the Georgian seminary school that Djugashvili attended from 1894 to 1899. The author argued that conditions in the school had “long been turning out young Georgian revolutionaries,” and that Djugashvili was merely one of a tradition of socialist activists. The school’s insistence on Russian as the language of the seminary bred discontent among Georgian students, but the administrators of the facility actively attempted to destroy all traces of Georgian language and culture among the seminarians. As a result, Djugashvili matured in an environment that fostered his hatred for the existing imperial authority, and helped develop the ruthlessness that would mark his career in revolutionary and Soviet politics;

Djugashvili’s adoption of the more Russian-sounding name of Stalin (“man of steel”) around the year 1910 intrigued Tucker. One explanation given by the author, that “Stalin” was similar to “Lenin,” is quite plausible, considering the high esteem in which Djugashvili held Lenin. The author, however, gave an additional rationalization that Djugashvili was somehow expressing his disgust for all things Georgian, since the kingdom was “weak because of its smallness” and “a perennial victim in the centuries-old contest among the powers of the area.” This is perhaps the most overstated argument in the book, and one for which Tucker had little documentation to support. Furthermore, the author did not consider the idea that Djugashvili might simply have seen a name change as a pragmatic way to better blend in with the Russian Marxists. Also, given his numerous arrests, prison terms, and periods of exile, a name change might have been Stalin’s method of achieving some distance between past and present. At any rate, the “man of steel” felt a deep internal drive toward self-perfection; Tucker called this an “intolerance of anything short of perfection in himself,” which not only spurred him forward but also made him blind to his own blemishes.

The author provided an extensive bibliography, divided into primary and secondary sources. In addition, the 14-page index was thorough and detailed; I could scarcely think of a subject that was not covered in the cross-referenced index. Footnotes were annotated and located at the bottom of the page for easy reference. Tucker, however, relied too heavily upon the works of Freud and Weber, ignoring later 20th-century theorists.

One theme that Tucker briefly mentioned, but could have been further developed, was one of the conflict between the Marxist interpretation of history in contrast with the powerful personage of Josef Stalin. Marxists, of course, adhere to some version of historical materialism, or the idea that it is the clash between the bourgeoisie and the proletariat that drives history. However, Stalin and, to a lesser extent Lenin, ran somewhat counter to this proposition; these were seemingly larger-than life figures whose force of will could change the course of history.

Jun 29, 2007

Rapid Rhetoric: HEORTOLOGY

Raphael's depiction of Plato defining the difference between true and false rhetoric This is an irregular feature - both in frequency and oddness - dedicated to a word I came across that I have never previously used.

heortology (He-ore-TAH-loh-gee) n. The study of the origin, historical development, and significance of the seasons and festivals of the ecclesiastical year.

Derived from the Greek words heorte ("festival") and logos ("knowledge"), heortology specifically refers to the study of sacred festivals, especially understanding the history of their origin and how they have evolved over time. Christmas, for example, did not become a part of the Church's ecclesiastical festivals until the fourth century, and has its roots in earlier pagan winter festivals.

The word is typically used in a Christian context, but could also be used in an analysis of the festivals of other faiths.

On Concepts of "Family"

One of my all-time favorite jobs has been my work as a tutor. I help university students develop their writing and language skills, which fills my desire to give back to other people. In a more selfish way, though, I enjoy meeting people with a wide variety of experiences, and I get the opportunity to learn from people who have traveled to Toledo from around the entire planet; I have worked with students from countries ranging from Vietnam to Ghana to Chile, and all points in between.

This afternoon I was in a session with a student from rel="no follow">Kuwait, who described for me as much as he could remember from the 1990 Iraqi invasion of his country, and he mentioned that he came to the United States in 1992 as a child.

"Did you emigrate here with your family?" I asked.

"Oh, no," he replied. "Only my mom, my dad, and my brothers and sisters came. Most of my family stayed in Kuwait."

This was a moment of sudden awareness for me, as I asked the question with the mental concept of the American nuclear family in mind. For this student, "family" meant cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents, and extending outward for several levels of connections, and just a small segment of his "family" came with him to the United States.

And as I later think back and ponder this exchange, I begin to recognize just how atypical is the American nuclear family within the context of world civilizations. For most of human history and in most current societies outside of the United States, "family" has meant something much larger and more important than it does in much of America.

In much of the world - and not just in developing countries - it is not uncommon for several generations of a family to live under the same roof. Moreover, in many cultures it is typical that newlyweds move in with the parents of one of the spouses.

In the United States, we tend to think poorly of a new couple who lives with one of their parents, as though they are somehow dysfunctional or unsuccessful. This is a land of people obsessed with individual home ownership, and a husband who took his bride to live with his parents would be seen as a failure.

And yet, think for a moment of the benefits of living together in larger extended family networks. More people per home means a decided economy of scale in the cost of living; take your average monthly residence expenses and divide by four, and then compare the results if you divide by, say, ten or more.

Consider also the pooling of experience and wisdom in a larger household, especially that possessed by the oldest members of a family. I love my grandparents and parents, but I see each of them on average less than once a month, and my children even less so. Would they not benefit from more frequent exposure to those in the family who have lived so many more decades?

As I look around the current state of affairs in the United States, I have a difficult time believing that this culture we have created based upon the nuclear family is necessarily "better" than other filial structures around the world. Are we really living more fulfilling lives by creating these atomized and isolated families, or can we learn from the success of other cultures?

Or will we as Americans - as we so often do - just assume that larger families are merely evidence of the "backwardness" of people in other cultures?

Jun 28, 2007

Open Letter to an Obnoxious Motorist

Traffic was heavy this afternoon, yet I was all set to turn left through onto the busy thoroughfare thanks to the kind soul in the rightmost lane who stopped to let me in.

And then you came along, silver BMW gleaming in the June sun like the tungsten in an incandescent bulb.

You stopped your car in such a way that I could not complete my turn, and then you had the gall to peer at me with a blank look for a moment before turning your head and staring at the car in front of you.

You have no excuse for your piggishness, and it really looked like you deliberately prevented me from making a left turn. Moreover, even if you just tuned out and happened not to see me inching into the road, you could have backed up that mere ten feet and let me in.

But you didn't choose to do so.

Now, my period of inconvenience was only 60 seconds or so, and I will spend at least fifteenfold that amount of time penning this missive. Was it really necessary, though, to act like a self-centered, luxury-car-driving putz, seemingly incapable of the tiniest courtesy to other drivers? After all, the next person who came along as your lane started moving saw no problem in letting me complete my turn.

I am a firm believer in karma, and these sorts of behaviors will bring forth similar fates ahead for you. While I wish you no harm, I think you might want to re-examine your priorities, for you gained nothing through this brief exchange beyond boosting your own twisted sense of self-importance.

Oh - and have a nice day, sir.

Department of Goofiness: Virtual Fortune Cookie Site

Nearly every aspect of human activity has been transfered to a new form on the Internet, so I should not be surprised that there are now sites dedicated to providing virtual fortune cookies.

The site for which I provided a link offers you the opportunity to exchange your fortune for one that better suits your desires. My first snippet of wisdom was this: "Simplicity and boredom are your themes in dress," which hit a bit too close to home for this Goodwill-wearing geek.

I clicked again, and found this bit of random silliness: "The voice that should mean the most is not the talking magnet." Ah - now THAT'S good advice, my friends.

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For to be free is not merely to cast off one's chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others.
-- Nelson Mandela

Slap in the Face: Blair to Become a "Peace Envoy"

Let me get this straight, and if I am missing something, please chime in:

Tony Blair, second only to U.S. President George W. Bush as a champion of the bloody debacle known as the Iraq War, is about to become an "envoy for Mideast peace".

Hmmm.

Blair's new job after resigning as British Prime Minister will be to represent the so-called Mideast Quartet: the United States, Russia, the European Union and the United Nations. Blair will purportedly "focus on ways to strengthen Palestinian institutions for a future Palestinian state."

I would laugh out loud about the irony and idiocy of appointing Blair as a "peace envoy" were the stakes not already so high. Having Blair oversee peace in the Middle East is like having Jeffrey Dahmer conduct autopsies on Milwaukee cadavers.

Macabre humor aside, this arrogant decision is an insult to the British military personnel who have died as a result of Blair's support for this colossally stupid war - not to mention the hundreds of thousands of dead Iraqi civilians - and his appointment will likely generate waves of protest throughout the Muslim world. Moreover, just how seriously can Blair be perceived by political players in the Middle East when this war hawk is one of the people most responsible for much of the destabilized mess in the region, and his support for the Iraq War was one of the reasons for his forced resignation?

Jun 27, 2007

New Blog on Scam Artists

I have created yet another blog, and this site will be dedicated to documenting Internet scams, especially of the email variety.

My goal in creating SCAM TRACKERS is to provide a sort of clearinghouse for the latest email scams that arise, with the hope that I might prevent a handful of people from getting ripped off.

If you have any of these scams you'd like to forward, feel free to email them to this email address. If you'd like to be a contributor to the site, which would essentially entail cutting-and-pasting a scam once it hits your email box and adding a snippet of information about the scam, contact me at my main email, which is on the sidebar.

At some point I might evolve the site into a "lash-back" destination, akin to the hijinks at Ebola Monkey Man, but for the moment I am concentrating on documentation. I may have to seek out additional Dell memory for this project, as there seems to be no end to the scammers.

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We all resemble more or less
our Mother Eve: we're never falling
for what's been given us to take;
to his mysterious tree the snake
is calling us, for ever calling --
and once forbidden fruit is seen,
no paradise can stay serene.
-- Alexander Pushkin, Eugene Onegin

Jun 26, 2007

Rapid Rhetoric: JEUNESSE DORÉE

Raphael's depiction of Plato defining the difference between true and false rhetoric This is an irregular feature - both in frequency and oddness - dedicated to a word I came across that I have never previously used.

jeunesse dorée (zhe-NOOS doe-RAY) n. French: "gilded youth;" the privileged offspring of social elites, used especially in the sense of spolied rich youth; a youthful 'jet set.'

One might conjecture that a modern equivalent of jeunesse dorée would be Paris Hilton, though I suspect that members of a given set of jeunesse dorée would be expected to have at least the knowledge of noble living, of which it appears the tacky Ms. Hilton sorely lacks.

I came across the term in a book about Russian poet Alexander Pushkin, who was described by Walter Arndt as receiving the "mundane education of a playboy in the St. Petersburg jeunesse dorée."

The term is occasionally spelled as jeunesse d'orée, which sounds the same but implies something more like "youth on the edge." There is a Peter Hammill song with the title "Jeunesse D'Orée" that describes a group of club-crazed partiers for whom the dream of a gilded world leads to a life of jaded despair.

Ohio BMV: License Plate Purgatory

(Toledo, OH) I was disenchanted this morning when I saw that the Miracle Mile office of the Ohio Bureau of Motor Vehicles was closed for remodeling. This meant that I had to drive to Sylvania, OH to the next closest branch.

And when I arrived, I was greeted by a line of about twenty people waiting to perform their license and registration obligations, while only three clerks were working. Figuring five minutes per transaction, that meant at least a 30-minute wait.

Making matters worse were a slew of "problem" patrons, ranging from those with incomplete, missing, or improper documents to those whose mental inadequacies would disqualify them should the BMV ever institute IQ testing as a licensure criteria.

Add to this your collection of screaming toddlers, diots talking in a loud fashion on cell phones, and those in need of deodorant, and you have the makings of over an hour's worth of purgatory. Ah, what I would have given to have been instantly transported to, say, a Massachusetts bed and breakfast at that moment.

Luckily, I had my Social Security card with me, or I would have been banished from the line. The Ohio BMV deputy registrars now require your state-issued ID plus your SS card to conduct business. Thus, 75 minutes later, I obtained the license plates I needed to operate my gas-saving 1995 Hyundai, and I left with an even lower opinion of the value of trips to the BMV.

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Jun 25, 2007

Update on Blog Gas Contest

Left: Speedway station at Secor and Laskey, Thursday May 24, 2007

This is a quick update on our contest on gas prices, which is into its second month. Contestants are bidding for a $20 Speedway gas card that I am awarding to the person closest to the highest pump price between Memorial Day and Labor Day.

So far the highest price I have seen for 87 octane is $3.46 which occurred in late May (I can't remember the date; sue me). If I think about it I'll throw in some logo pens or something for the runners-up.

Here are the contestants and their entries:

Suss (Toledo) - $1.00 (thought he was on "Price is Right")
Michael (Toledo) - $3.59
Screaming Nutcase (Toledo) - $3.65
Kooz (Toledo) - $3.69
Jaan Kanellis (Toledo) - $3.76
Kurt (Toledo) - $3.79
Roo (Toledo) - $3.89
Historymike (guessing, but not eligible) $3.89
MadJack (Toledo) - $3.99
Historychic (Toledo) - $4.01
Humboldt's Clio (New Mexico bound) - $4.09
Darkseid (Toledo) - $4.09
Linda P. (Toledo) - $4.10
JD (San Antonio) - $4.19
Timothy (Toledo) - $4.24
MAF (California) - $4.49 (premium - I'll chop off a dime)
Kat (Toledo) - $4.50
Microdot (France) - $6.24

So, to date it looks like the low-bidders are in the driver's seat (pun intendeded), although all we need is a nasty hurricane or a couple of Iraqi pipelines to blow to send oil skyrocketing. If I skipped anyone, let me know and I'll update the entries above.

Me? I just bought a used 1995 Hyundai to take the edge off of my gas bills. 30 MPG in the city and 40 MPG on the highway sounds good to me, even if the machine has no air conditioning.

Victory for Big Money in Campaign Ads Case

Left: Who's your daddy?

(Washington, DC) The U.S. Supreme Court today loosened restrictions on corporate- and union-funded television ads that air close to elections, thus watering down a key provision of the 2002 campaign finance law. Corporations, labor unions, and special interest groups will now have more power to run broadcast ads before elections, contrary to the spirit of campaign finance reform.

I suppose that I should not be surprised by the 5-4 verdict, given that I am cynical about the state of affairs that I like to describe as an American corporatocracy. Still, when even the tepid reforms passed in 2002 - often referred to as the McCain-Feingold Act - cannot withstand a Supreme Court challenge, one begins to wonder whether campaign reform is worth the fight anymore.

Associate Justice David Souter, writing for the minority opinion, reminded us that not everyone in Washington is a money-sucking sleazebag.

"After today, the ban on contributions by corporations and unions and the limitation on their corrosive spending when they enter the political arena are open to easy circumvention," he wrote, being joined in taking the high moral road by Justices John Paul Stevens, Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Stephen Breyer.

This ruling should be proof positive to any politically-minded person about the role of big money in politics, and people who yet hold onto romantic notions about the sanctity of American democracy just received a two-by-four upside the head.

Folks: today's verdict was a slap in the face to grassroots activism of all stripes, and a victory for those supply the money that buys American elections. I will remove my cordless phone battery, bury my head in my pillow, and may
the wholesale buying and selling of the American political process resume!

On Private Property and Used Car Sellers

(Toledo, OH) I used to own a group of retail businesses and I was often plagued with a special kind of pest: the folks selling used cars who feel it is within their rights to park their vehicles in private lots near busy thoroughfares.

The pictured vehicle of this scofflaw, I should add, is parked in front of an empty building, so his "crime" does not pose a negative impact on a business, but I think the way he parked in the middle of the lot says something about his arrogance.

Many were the days when I would have to call owners to retrieve their vehicles from my parking lots, and occasionally people would get testy: "I'm in the CORNER of the lot! It's not like I am right up in front of the door."

R-i-i-i-ght. It never dawned on them that my business might have needed the parking spaces on busy nights (it did), or that the appearance of a full lot might mean that some customers would turn away, thinking it was too crowded to get decent service.

I ended up posting signs (at my expense) and calling a tow truck when I ran into the persistent pests, as the friendly phone calls did not dissuade people from parking in my lots. Even worse are the people who buy and sell used cars as a small business, but who are too cheap (or small-time) to open a legitimate business in a commercial area. They park used cars all over the place, moving them when people complain. Maybe these people should invest in collaboration software for their pseudo-businesses.

Or is it just me? Should people be allowed to park cars for sale wherever they want?

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Jun 24, 2007

Why Was I Dreaming of Mayfield, Texas?

I woke up this morning with vivid recollections of a nightmare I dreamt last night. The particulars of the dream are unimportant, revolving around some of my neuroses, but central to the mental narrative was a city in which the nightmare occurred: Mayfield, Texas.

Prior to this dream I had never heard of this place, and the only Mayfield I can recall is the fictional city in the old television program Leave It to Beaver. So I woke with a determination to find out why this place in the middle of nowhere entered my head in the dark hours of the night.

The first permanent settlers arrived to the Texas panhandle in what would become Mayfield in 1865, and at one point there were 278 students in the local school. By the 1980s Mayfield began to disappear from maps, and there were only twelve Mayfield residents as of the 2000 census, and I am assuming that the area is bereft of condo hotels or other signs of a booming tourist trade.

No help there; that leaves me with only the Beaver reference, or perhaps the Everytown-sounding quality of the name "Mayfield" as sources of inspiration for the location elucidated in my dream.

Or maybe my overactive imagination - churning terrifying thoughts for which my somnolent self could not turn off - simply created the name as a convenient setting for the tormenting story that continues to unsettle me even in my conscious state.

Unless this, too, is a dream...

Jun 23, 2007

Ottawa Hills: A Kakistocracy?

Sign in Ottawa Hills reading OTTAWA HELL WE'VE STILL GOT KAKISTOCRACY(Toledo, OH) This sign is evidence of the long-running feud between the village of Ottawa Hills and residents of a home on Bancroft Street.

Reading "OTTAWA HELL WE'VE STILL GOT KAKISTOCRACY," the sign is either: a) freedom of speech; or b) an unsightly, defiant nuisance in this wealthy Ohio village. Kakistocracy is rule by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens in a society, and one witty soul interpreted this as "rule by the s**theads," given the scatological implications of one of the word's roots.

You can find a lengthy summary of the legal filings related to Ottawa Hills v. Afjeh at this link, which details the Afjeh family's last appeal. The original dispute was a matter of property maintenance, and the Afjeh family upped the ante a few years ago by declaring the used toilet and empty 55-gallon drums they placed in the front yard as "art."

I find the sign amusing, although I admittedly do not live nearby, and I might have less tolerance for its prominent placement on Bancroft Street were I to live in Ottawa Hills. I'm not sure what type of market research has been conducted on the topic, but I suspect that these folks are not alone in their assessment of village officials.

BJ Farm

(Lambertville, MI) I'm not sure just what kind of establishment they run up at the BJ Farm in Lambertville, MI, but I wouldn't hold it against somebody if they drew the wrong conclusion.

This is especially true given the fact that they sell straw, which I presume is for the consumer who is also looking for a roll in the hay.

Listen - I just find the weirdness, take the pictures, and post this stuff, so don't shoot the sophomoric messenger, and no jokes about their methods of fixed asset accounting, please.

Jun 22, 2007

On the CIA, Dirty Laundry, and American Freedoms

CIA Director General Michael Hayden, making us feel better about domestic surveillance

News that the Central Intelligence Agency violated its own charter for 25 years by conducting illegal wiretapping, domestic surveillance, assassination plots, and human experimentation should come as no surprise to most Americans.

CIA Director Michael Hayden put a positive spin on the dislosures, arguing that the documents "provide a glimpse of a very different time and a very different agency."

Reading the documents, such as the so-called Family Jewels Memorandum of 3 January 1975, provides a chilling glimpse of the inner workings of the CIA. Yet it is important to remember that this material represents only what the CIA felt it had to disclose in response to Seymour Hersh's 1974 story in the New York Times of the CIA's illegal domestic operations.

My suspicion is that Hersh uncovered only the tip of the proverbial iceberg, and that the CIA has many, many more skeletons in its Langley closets. Moreover, anyone who believes that the CIA is somehow "reformed" and no longer participating in such activities as the plotting of assassinations or domestic surveillance of innocent Americans is a blithering fool.

I am sure that, in some dusty filing cabinet or perhaps on a few megabytes of hard drive space, my name and picture take up a bit of space in the FBI and CIA files. I say this not because I am special, but because I am not particularly unique: I have attended protests, written critically about the government, and have friends who are political activists.

I remember paticipating in one protest in the late 1980s against the opening of the Detroit municipal incinerator, an environmental timebomb in the middle of a megalopolis. Men in suits with cameras took pictures of protesters and the license plates of vehicles in which they drove to the protest, and what was most interesting (and scary) was the fact that these nameless faces actually smirked when I asked them what they were doing.

Were they FBI? CIA? Michigan State Police? Who knows, but I highly doubt that they were Detroit cops, since I knew a ton of them being the son of a Detroit homicide detective. They were... different, they did not belong, and they were creating a database of images and surveillance for some government entity.

But, heck - that was twenty years ago, right? The world is a different place, we've learned from our mistakes, and gosh - it's okay to trust the government this time.

Honest.

The Importance of Keywords on Your Blog

Image of Blogger Beta logo courtesy of Blogger and Google This is part of a series of posts on improving the search engine optimization and traffic counts of individual blogs. Previous articles focused on SEO and using imags to generate site traffic.

Before I paid any attention to the importance of keywords in Internet searches, I used to link pages from which I quoted with a simple hypelink like this. Being a historian by training, my first concern was to cite my sources, rather than maximize my site's search engine optimization.

I have since learned the necessity of making my writing conform a bit to the nature of unthinking search engine programs, and I especially keep an eye trained on the Google search algorithm.

Google offers a keyword tool that helps you determine keyword selection that will rank higher in searches. Typing in George W. Bush to the Google keyword tool gives you some obvious variations, such as "President Bush" or "George Bush," but also provides some alternatives that have high rank, such as "9 11 Bush" and "George W Bush war" that you might not have considered. Remember: not everyone thinks just like you.

The code for addding a keyword is simple; just follow this example below:

HTML code for adding a keyword using a href

Even if you prefer, like me, to freestyle your keywords, be aware that your choices in keywords will affect how your site shows up in searches. The use of the keywords Paris Hilton might bring you a short term burst of hits from a blog search, but you will be buried in the search engines behind hundreds - and maybe thousands - of higher-ranking pages. Instead, focus on unique combinations of keywords that might yield some long-term results, such as Paris Hilton's incarceration, Paris Hilton back in jail, or Paris Hilton's medical condition.

Remember, too, that keywords are vital in the title of your posts. As a writer, I prefer something witty and erudite to hook people toward my work, but search engines have no feel for word play. Instead, they give greater weight to pages that contain a higher ratio of keywords to regular text, and you should by now notice that I have used the terms "keyword" or "keywords" over a dozen times in this article. This concept is known as keyword density, and is a part of the algorithms of the major search engines.

While the artist in me cringes at the repetitive overuse of a given word, the realist in me knows that I have to follow a few rules in order to get noticed on the Internet. Now, if you write on your blog simply for you and your eleven friends, keywords are not important, but most of us feel the need to send our thoughts out to the blogosphere with the hope that they will be read by like-mided people, and keywords are an important tool in the blogger's toolbox.

Be forewarned, though, that overuse of keywords can carry with a grievous penalty. Known as keyword stuffing, this is a practice whereby spammers attempt to load their pages with certain keywords in order to fool search engines. While there is no "safe" maximum, I have found that two-to-three uses of a keyword per paragraph has not caused any of my pages to be delisted.

Thus, use keywords to help search engines know your site has useful and relevant content, but avoid overkill. Notice that there are four hyperlinked phrases above containing a variation on the term "keyword," and each of them is unique. A spammer would use the same hyperlinked phrase many times, so I limit myself to one combination per post to avoid the appearance of stuffery.

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If I'd written all the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people - including me - would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism. -- Hunter S. Thompson

Rapid Rhetoric: WROTH

Raphael's depiction of Plato defining the difference between true and false rhetoric This is an irregular feature - both in frequency and oddness - dedicated to a word I came across that I have never previously used.

wroth (rawth) adj. Extreme anger; condemnatory; vehemently incensed; indignant; full of wrath.

Derived from the Old English word wrāth, the archaic word wroth is indeed related to the noun wrath. I came across the word whilst reading the King James Version of the Gospel of Matthew, specifically chapter 18, verse 34 in the Parable of the Unmerciful Servant
:
And his lord was wroth, and delivered him to the tormentors, till he should pay all that was due unto him.
In addition to its spiritual benefits, the King James Version of the Bible offers a wealth of late medieval and early modern words like "wroth," and acts as a sort of linguistic history to the English language, oh ye of little or no faith.

:-}

Jun 21, 2007

High Class Lowlifes

(Toledo, OH) In my neighborhood walks I see considerable evidence that there are local drivers who operate vehicles while consuming alcoholic beverages: Budweiser cans, whiskey bottles, and containers from those fruit-flavored malt beverages can be found almost any day on the side of the road.

But I have yet to see an empty bottle of a quality wine, at least until today.

Pictured is a tossed bottle of Sterling Vintner's Collection Cabernet Sauvignon 2004, which retails between $11 and $15. The wine was described in the following manner on Wine.com:

An inviting deep ruby-red color. This is a very aromatic wine, offering dark fruit, cassis, dried herbs, cocoa powder and vanilla. Flavors are of more blackberry and other dark fruit, black olives, caramel, root beer and vanilla. The wine’s tannins are round and chewy, offering great balance and a lingering toasty and fruity finish. A great match with red meats and pastas.
Add to that: "Pairs well with automatic transmissions, car sex, and Cheetos." All this person needed was a set of Callaway golf clubs to practice his drive at passing cars on the freeway and he'd be living large.

Another Misleading Drudge Report Headline

I find the Drudge Report to be a useful site for breaking news stories, but I find myself getting irritated over Matt Drduge's tendency to issue misleading headlines. Today I clicked on the site to find the following headline screaming at me:

THE GREAT DIVIDE: REPORTERS GIVE DEMS MONEY OVER REPUBLICANS 9 TO 1!

Ah, I thought: is the this smoking gun that points out the supposed liberal bias in the media? I clicked to learn more, curiosity piqued.

The hyperlink led to this story by MSNBC's Bill Dedman, an investigative piece that found 144 people linked with the media who donated to political campaigns, PACS, or political parties between 2004 and 2008.

And yes - the ratio of this pool of contributors is indeed 9 to 1.

Yet given the tens of thousands of people who work in American media, the sample size is quite small, while those on the list of journalists with political contributions worked in a wide variety of positions, including graphic artists, film critics, fashion editors, and sports copy editors.

Thus Drudge hooked me again, giving me a deliberately sneaky headline to an article that - while interesting - hardly proves anything, except that the vast majority of journalists avoid donating to political causes, and that the headlines on the Drudge Report should never be taken at face value.

Jun 20, 2007

Precision Marketing, or Annoying Debris?

(Toledo, OH) The light blue plastic bags get tossed by a person in a car over the weekend, and these packets of advertising flyers clutter the streets of my neighborhood.

The Toledo Blade calls this service Precision Marketing, and it is designed to put ad material in the hands of consumers who do not receive the Blade on Sunday.

Unfortunately, I would hazard a guess that most of these ads go unread. Moreover, they serve as a bright blue beacon to criminals about the houses that are currently unoccupied, as the owners are not around to retrieve the accumulating bags.

The Toledo Blade in not the only culprit, as other vendors deliver material in plastic bags. However, it is my experience that the people who deliver the Blade's bags in my neighborhood make no effort to do anything more than drop these at the street.

And the "precision marketing" soon becomes a soggy pile of mud-covered rubbish that seems to serve no purpose beyond adding to local litter problems.

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Saving Money on Utility Bills

(Toledo, OH) Our first electric bill has arrived in this, the summer we have enacted a domestic ban on air conditioning in our home, and the results are encouraging. Our electric consumption dropped from an average of 57 kilowatts per day in June 2006 to a mere 42 kilowatts per day in 2007.

This occurred despite the fact that the average daily temperature was seven degrees higher this year than last year, so I am assuming that we would have used even more electricity in 2007 had we kept those mothballed air conditioners in action.

We are certainly on pace to save at least $130 a month on electricity this summer, and - coupled with our decision to hang our laundry on the clothesline - we are ahead of our goal to save $500 on utilities this summer. Add to this the gallant soul who sent me $40 via PayPal last week in a random act of kindness, and my summer of underemployment is looking rosier.

Still, I had hoped we might break the elusive $100 barrier in total electricity costs this month. We still have areas for improvement, like the kids who leave on the LCD monitor or the television set when no one is using these items, but we'll take whatever savings we can scrounge.

Jun 19, 2007

On Salman Rushdie and Royal Stupidity

Pakistani protesters burning an effigy of British author Salman Rushdie; photo courtesy of AP/ Shakil AdilLeft: Pakistani protesters burning an effigy of British author Salman Rushdie; photo courtesy of AP/ Shakil Adil

I have never been a fan of monarchies, believing them to be anachronistic perpetuators of inherited hierarchy, so I will be up front with my biases. Still, there is something especially thick-skulled - and perhaps arrogant - about the decision by Britain's Queen Elizabeth II on Saturday to award Salman Rushdie the dignity of Knight Bachelor.

Admittedly, I have only read Salman Rushdie's The Satanic Verses, so perhaps I am not in a position to assess the relative excellence of Sir Rushdie's claim to knighthood. I found his prose to be brilliant, but his tendency to float into lofty metaphorical realms had me yawning at times.

Britain's reputation in the Muslim world is already in a shambles after a short-leashed Tony Blair allowed himself to be led into the debacle known as the Iraq War by the pooch-walking President Bush, and this statement does not even consider the effects of several hundred years worth of British colonialism in the Islamic world. For the Queen and her advisors to even think about awarding knighthood to Salman Rushdie is astounding, but to have the fatuity to carry out this diplomatic blunder boggles the mind.

Again: I am not questioning the relative merits of Rushdie as a writer. I am more concerned here with the astonishing lack of awareness exhibited by the British monarchy in this latest public relations debacle.

This boneheaded move by an increasingly irrelevant British monarch does not excuse any acts of terrorism that might follow, especially those that involve innocent British citizens. Yet I sit here at my keyboard grasping for any explanation at how a sovereign could be so unable to foresee the consequences of this act.

Unless, of course, the answer to that question is that the British monarchs are a swaggering group of doddering fools.

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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. -- Johnny Carson

Jun 18, 2007

Remembering Daniel Pearl

I attended a screening this evening of the upcoming film A Mighty Heart, which is a docudrama that examines the kidnapping and killing of Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl. Set for release June 22, A Mighty Heart avoids sensationalism in its retelling of this disturbing saga, and provides a realistic account of the attempts to free Danny Pearl and find his kidnappers.

Like most screenings, there appeared survey personnel to collect audience reactions, but what do you say about a film in which you know going in that one of the main characters is long since dead?

"Hey, great! I loved it!" or "One of the year's ten best!" seemed inappropriate to utter, and I managed only to come up with "Disturbing..."

This is one of the better performances I have seen by Angelina Jolie, who plays Pearl's journalist wife Mariane Pearl. Admittedly, I have never been much of a fan of Jolie as an actress, so this might not be a compliment, but she is convincing in the role of the grief-stricken widow who holds out hope until the end that her husband would return.

As a journalist, I expected to see more of the work and life of Daniel Pearl, so the picture's focus on his wife was an unanticipated surprise. The film's title implies that we will see something heroic about Pearl, and certainly one has sympathy for the character, but he almost becomes something of a minor player in the hands of director Michael Winterbottom.

As a person of Jewish descent, Pearl might have been doomed from the moment he was kidnapped, and the film notes the rumors circulating at the time that he was an agent of Mossad or the CIA. Ultimately, though, Daniel Pearl stood for truth, and his death is a reminder of the sacrifice made by many journalists who have been killed by those who fear truth.

While not an epic film, A Mighty Heart is an important film, and those who struggle to understand geopolitics and the role played by radical Islamists. I recommend the film as a source of enlightenment, much like I did 2006's Syriana, but you will not leave this picture with a warm, fuzzy feeling.

Fiercely Independent, Fighting Against Time

Left: Chuck Maples on his back porch of his lower Michigan home

He has lived in the same house since the early 1940s - even on the same street since 1937 - and he is loathe to move into an assisted living facility. Yet the proverbial clock keeps ticking, calendar pages continue flipping, and Chuck Maples will not live forever.

This Second World War veteran - who served in the Seabees in the South Pacific - is still able to operate his car, although he finds difficulty with night driving. Maples, however, finds the idea of living anywhere but his house to be unsettling.

"It would be like living in a prison," he says.

Recently his wife June suffered congestive heart failure, and she had to be hospitalized for five days. Though she is much improved, perhaps this latest health struggle opened both of their eyes to the realization that time waits for no one.

Maples still has a sharp mind for a man in his early 90s, and is quick to recognize contradictions in American society.

"They say we have the best health care in the world, but hardly anyone can afford it," he noted, adding that he pays over $600 a month for health insurance but lacks prescription coverage. "Who cares if Canada has 'socialized medicine' - at least everyone is covered."

Until he can no longer drive - which will probably occur some time in the next five years - my grandfather refuses to move.

"We have everything we need right here, and our neighbors check in on us every day," he said. "Besides - why would I want to live with all those old people?"

Touché.

The Return of Premium Posts

A semi-regular feature in which I link the most intriguing blog posts I came across this week. Part roundup, part link love, with the ultimate goal to simply increase awareness of the work of some excellent bloggers I have met.

I fell behind on Premium Posts, and I promise to catch up and keep this a more regular feature. No jokes about Metamucil, please.

University of Michigan professor and noted Middle East analyst Juan Cole has a thoughtful post on the PKK and Turkey that is must reading. I already linked it once, but Mike's Points has an excellent post on the Google's efforts to attack paid links that raises some important questions.

Humboldt'sClio examines the issue of parallelism in history and fate that made my tired brain cells holler today. Feathers, fur, and dust are all flying at Glass City Jungle over the issue of trying juveniles as adults and perceptions of the privileged buying better justice (can you say Paris Hilton, anyone?)

Matt Sussman at the Futon Report wonders why the clubhouse fight between Roman Colon and Jason Karnuth over an iPod was ignored for so long by the Toledo Blade. Finally, Hooda-Thunkit asks the tough questions about Brookside’s crooked Medicaid billings. And one last item - if you are looking around for bathroom vanities, check out this link to HomeLivingStyle.com.

:-}

Got a post you'd like to recommend? Email me at mbrooks AT utnet DOT utoledo DOT edu.

Your Basic Redneck Campfire

(Taylor, MI) No, this is not a pile of junk, folks. This is a carefully-designed domestic appendage, a circular array of eclectic furniture and conflagratory materials in a rustic exterior setting.

Yes, folks - this here's your basic redneck campfire pit.

Several minivan bucket seats join an oversized truck tire in a semicircle around the fire proper. Pieces of scrap metal line the pit; safety first, don't you know, and a truck rack provides storage for essential whatnots, like fire pokers and such.

Entertainment is chiefly provided by the roar of airplanes overhead, lying as this property does under one of the flight paths of Detroit Metro Airport.

A wheelbarrow offers easy access and transport for combustible materials, such as branches, scrap wood, and old newspapers, as well as any trips back to the house to lug the necessary cases of beer and bags of potato chips across this acre of exurban Detroit property.

A fella could get pretty winded, I reckon.

Jobs are kind of scarce 'round here, and nature's beauty is infringed upon by a truck yard to the east and a gravel works to the south, but that's no reason for the living to be hard. Grab a seat on that there Astrovan chair, mister, and poke that fire.

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In spite of illness, in spite even of the archenemy sorrow, one can remain alive long past the usual date of disintegration if one is unafraid of change, insatiable in intellectual curiosity, interested in big things, and happy in small ways.
-- Edith Wharton

Jun 17, 2007

Three Things I'll Bet You Haven't Done With Your Blog

Image of Blogger Beta logo courtesy of Blogger and Google This is part of a series of posts on improving the search engine optimization and traffic counts of individual blogs.

Most bloggers are not SEO experts like Andy Beard, and they go about their happy blogging lives wondering why traffic is so hard to generate, and why Google assigns them a low PageRank. Now, I am far from Andy's league in my knowledge of SEO, but this site bounces back and forth between a PR of 5 and 6, so I am doing at least a few things right.

At any rate, here are a few specific tips I have learned that have improved my site's performance (my apologies to those for whom this is old news):

1. Tell the search engines you exist. You can sit around and wait for Google, Yahoo!, and MSN to find you, or you can go deep into the servers of these search engines and shout about your site. Spend a few minutes at places like Google Webmaster, Yahoo! Search, MSN Live Search, and DMOZ. You will see improvements in your traffic within days of submitting your site, and if you produce quality material, eventually this will translate into inbound links from other bloggers who recognize your unique genius.

2. Tell Google that your site has images. You need to register with Google and list your sites, which you can do under Webmaster Tools. There is also a "Enhanced Image Search" function that is critical: be sure to check the box marked "I would like to enable enhanced image search on my site and am authorized to opt into this advanced service." Immediately after doing this I saw a jump of about 100 visitors a day.

3. Do not be afraid to use the "No Follow" tag on outbound links. You get penalized by Google every time you have an outbound link. That being said, linking to high-ranking sites is much, much, less of a penalty than linking to sites witha PR of 0 or 1. I took a considerable PageRank hit on this site when I launched my photography blog because I provided quite a few links early on to build traffic and rank. This site went from 6 to 5 in PageRank, but my photography blog jumped from 0 to 4 in three months. Anyways, the "No Follow" tag tells Google (and any other search engines that recognize it) that this link should be ignored. Here is a quick example:

Example of using the REL=No Follow Tag in outbound links

There are, of course, certain limits you want to place upon REL=NO FOLLOW usage. After all, the Internet is built upon the concept of interlinked websites, and theoretically no one would have any PageRank if every hyperlink carried this tag. Thus, don't be a mercenary, sticking REL=NO FOLLOW on every link, but don't be a fool, either, and allow your site to bleed PageRank just because you are unaware of the penalties associated with wanton outbound links.

Besides, every once in a while you'll want to make a nickel and promote quality products like discount furniture, making sure that website gets the full link value, right?

:-}

Jun 16, 2007

Google Launches Plan to Attack Paid Links

I started writing about this topic, but came across a well-written post at Mike Driehorst's site. It seems that Google is concerned about website owners buying links to improve PageRank, and has developed a sort of anonymous tip page to encourage the ratting out of buyers and sellers of links.

For those unfamiliar with the concepts of search engine optimization and the value of links, I'll give you a 30-second explanation: Search engines such as Google use links as a means of determining the relative "worth" of a website. More links equals a higher PageRank (Google's term for this complex algorithm), and links from a higher-ranked page are much more valuable than from a lower-ranked page.

Read Mike's post for a lengthier discussion of Google's plan to sniff out link selling, but I have a few questions: a) how does Google plan to "punish" those it deems are participating in this behavior? b) if I am paid to review a product, and in essence "sell" a link, will I too be branded an algorithm scofflaw? c) will Google also attack its own AdSense program, perhaps the largest buying and selling of links on the Internet?

Seems like the height of hypocrisy to me on Google's part; perhaps Google executives are just jealous that they cannot monopolize the valuable commodity known as Internet links. Besides, just how, exactly, is Google going to tell what is a paid link and what is not? If, for example, I talk about term life insurance in a post, how can Google tell this is a paid link or not? For all the Google algorithm knows, I might be friends with the good folks at any given site.

Besides, if a product (let's call it the WidgetThingy) is a poorly-designed or overpriced item, there will be more than enough negative publicity about it on the Internet to swamp the handful of links its manufacturer might purchase. At best a company can buy some short-term gains in the search engines, but ultimately consumers will prevail.

Besides, as a wise old man once said to me: "It don't matter how much shoe polish you put on that shoe, boy: if it's got dog s**t on it, it's still gonna stink."

Full disclosure: the author of this post sometimes accepts compensation from third-party companies that link bloggers and advertisers. More inormation about this on my disclosure statement.

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Of course, I have found that anything that comes out of the South is going to be called grotesque by the Northern reader, unless it is grotesque, in which case it is going to be called realistic. -- Flannery O'Connor

Jun 15, 2007

Will the 2007 Drought Hit Ohio?

(Toledo, OH) I dragged out the garden hose and attached the sprinkler this evening for the first time this year. I usually avoid heavy lawn watering, if the lawn can stand it, as the city of Toledo charges you twice on water: once for the actual water, and once for the sewer fee (they assume that any water used is going right back down the drain).

It has been quite a few days since we have seen any rain around here, although we are far from experiencing the killer drought of 2007 that has already dried up massive swaths of land from eastern Mississippi across Alabama, into southeastern Tennessee and northwestern Georgia.

78 percent of Alabama's pastures are in poor or very poor condition, as are 48 percent of the peanut crops and 68 percent of the cotton crop.

Left: Current drought forecast for Ohio

Data from U.S. Drought Monitor suggests that Northwest Ohio might be entering drought category D1. The National Weather Service lists the month-to-date precipitation at 2.23 inches, which is nearly a full inch below the 3.14 inches that have normally fallen by now.

Conditions in May were also poor, as Northwest Ohio received only 0.66 inches of precipitation, down almost three full inches from the average 3.50. I did not notice the dry ground as much last month as I do this month.

Still, it only takes a healthy storm system or two for conditions to improve, and the forecast is calling for the possibility of rain early next week. Let's hope that we can avoid any further decreases in monthly precipitation.

The Story of an Unloved Book

Among the many dozens of books I have checked out of the university library is a text that is part of the second series of the Hakluyt Society, which includes printed editions of primary records of voyages and travels by early modern and late medieval European writers. Entitled The Book of the Knowledge of all the Kingdoms, Lands, and Lordships that are in the World, the text was purportedly written by a Spanish Franciscan friar in the mid-fourteenth century, and contains much of the sort of fanciful ignorance that was the late medieval European worldview.

Yet what I found puzzling was that I was the first person to ever check out this book, which probably arrived on the bookshelves of the University of Toledo's Carlson Library in the late 1960s. Nearly forty years have passed since that time, and in that time the book may never have left the library.

Sure, at least a few people picked it up, and maybe a handful of scholars sat down and perused it in the library. It likely moved a few times from floor-to-floor, and might even have made it as far as the circulation desk with a student who did not bring an ID.

But until 2007 this book never entered someone's home.

So I sit with this interesting book, smelling its paper and touching pages that might never have been in contact with human skin before. In a way this book is like an artifact, uncovered after a long period of storage, seeing sunshine after an eternity of being ignored.

I now feel obligated to read this book cover-to-cover, since translators and editors worked so hard to bring it to textual form, and historians and librarians deemed it worthy of purchase as part of the Hakluyt collection. I almost feel that I should be wearing latex gloves before opening the book, desiring to maintain its pristine state.

I hope that another forty years does not pass before someone decides to check this book out of the library.

Email Down, Blood Pressure Up

My primary email account, which is through the University of Toledo, has been down for most of the day. I have no idea when it will be back up and running, as the net monitoring page that tracks outtages is also DOA.

I am a person whose primary form of communication is email, and my routine gets disrupted when I lose service. I may have to migrate to an external system like GMail, as there have been far too many occasions such as this with my university account.

I will also be facing a mountain of email if and when the system returns to normal status. I had just nicely chopped my Inbox to 600 messages when the system shut down; there will probably be close to 700 when it comes back up.

Thus, I stare at my office furniture, twiddle my thumbs, and grind my teeth with this electronic annoyance.

Jun 14, 2007

Blowin' in the Wind

Nope - not a garage sale

I would love to sit here and crow about how we in the Brooks household are leaving a smaller carbon footprint and doing our share to save cute Arctic polar bears stranded on icebergs, but my real motivation in helping my wife string clotheslines is simply to chop the amount of money we are tossing to the utilities each month.

This is, after all, another summer of underemployment during the period of my extended graduate student vow of poverty (a phrase for which I claim creator's rights), and every dollar we do not send to the likes of FirstEnergy and Columbia Gas is a dollar for which I will not have to sell plasma.

The fresh-smelling clothes, though, are the added bonus, as anyone who has ever dried clothing outdoors knows. While my shirts will not have that trademark Bounce scent, they will now possess particles of smog, auto exhaust, and dust from my neighbor's home renovations, just as the Lord intended.

And - just for the curious - we have still maintained our domestic ban on air conditioning, which we believe will save $500 over the course of the summer. Of course, the kids are whining, and last night I slept on a sweat-drenched pillow, but we are that much closer to a sub-$100 electric bill for June, surely a rare feat in Northwest Ohio.

Thus, it is off to spend a few hours in front of a roaring fan to finish some reading, and then my efforts to squeeze some sleep out of a muggy night.

If nothing else, I'm building some character...

Rapid Rhetoric: MELIORISM

Raphael's depiction of Plato defining the difference between true and false rhetoric This is an irregular feature - both in frequency and oddness - dedicated to a word I came across that I have never previously used.

meliorism (MEE-lee-eh-rizm) n. A philosophical doctrine that the universe, mankind, and/or human civilizations are becoming progressively and inevitably better; a belief that the improvement of society depends on human effort; a belief that the world will be made better by human effort; a theory that argues there is, in the natural world, a tendency toward better and better development.

Meliorists believe that humans, through their manipulation of the processes that would otherwise be considered natural, can produce outcomes that are an improvement over the "natural" ones. The term is derived from the Latin word melior, meaning "better."

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There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Jun 13, 2007

One Morning on the High Level Bridge

(Toledo, OH) I hate heights.

There. My most noteworthy neurosis is out in the open, for all the world to see and for the amusement of those who read; at some point in the 1990s I developed acrophobia, and there have been times when this phobia has been incapacitating. Perhaps there was a subconscious motive behind my decision last winter to take photos under the High Level Bridge.

Nonetheless, I was interested in taking some pictures of the Toledo skyline, and thought that there would be some impressive views on the High Level Bridge, which is officially known as the Anthony Wayne Suspension Bridge.

Actually getting to the point at which good photos can be taken, of course, was the real challenge, but a cup of coffee can work wonders in matters motivational.

Skyline of downtown Toledo, OH, as seen from the High Level Bridge (aka Anthony Wayne Suspension Bridge) over the Maumee RiverLeft: Skyline of downtown Toledo, OH; click picture for larger image

And magnificent panoramas abound when looking at downtown Toledo from the High Level Bridge. Even at this early hour of the day there were already boaters cruising on the Maumee, perhaps heading out to Lake Erie to get away from the projected 90-degree temperatures today.

Yet it was at the halfway point across the bridge when my fear of heights really took hold. In the middle of the bridge the safety fencing stops (no unsubstantiated Jack Ford anecdotes, please), and vertigo began to settle in. Even holding on to the rail was no help for me, as once can feel the bridge bob and sway in the wind and with the passing tanker trucks from the East Side refineries.

A grandmother and her son were crossing the bridge, traveling west to east as I gripped one of the suspension cables in a vain attempt to steady my nerves.

"Beautiful view, isn't it?" she cheerily offered.

"Yes, beautiful," I managed through gritted teeth, envious of people who can manage to walk in a carefree manner on a narrow sidewalk hundreds of feet above a certain watery death. I resisted the urge to holler at the boy to save himself, and shuddered as he peered over the four-foot railing.

Anthony Wayne Suspension Bridge, also known as the High Level Bridge in Toledo, OH over the Maumee RiverLeft: Anthony Wayne Suspension Bridge; click on picture for larger image

It was time to walk back down the bridge, and I felt a bit silly that I was not able to make it across the entire span, but also relieved that I was a few minutes away from solid ground. There were indeed a few beads of sweat on my forehead, and the bridge seemed to swim as I walked back westward toward a sensible height.

"Sensible" being, in my definition, within a foot of the ground.

I much prefer taking pictures of bridges from the ground, and from Ottawa Street the view of the High Level Bridge grandly rising above the Maumee River was inspirational. This is the street that runs along the Owens-Corning campus and behind the Oliver House, and there are few sources of heart-pounding anxiety.

Bless you, oh solid earth.

Jun 12, 2007

On the Occasion of a Child Leaving for Another Home

I am sad this morning, knowing that you are gone and that our home will not be the place in which you grow up. We have fostered dozens of children over the past thirteen years, and felt love for all of them, but I suspect that this might be the hardest parting ever.

You are a beautiful young woman with a sharp mind and sharper wit; if you do not wind up a lawyer you have a bright future in standup comedy. Yet despite all your wonderful qualities, we made a decision some time ago that we did not want to adopt any more children.

This makes it even harder to have to say goodbye.

You have been with us off and on for quite a few years, and we watched you grow from a precocious fourth grader into an athletic junior high school student. We forgot to have that last race; you were convinced that you could outrun me now, and I am pretty sure that this time you would beat me. The last race saw me winded and reaching the finish line only by the fact that I have really long legs.

You are a child who has been in many homes over the past decade, and for quite a long time we thought we might have to break our decision about no more adoptions. I know that you must feel disappointment that our home was not meant to be your forever home, and to tell you the truth: so do we.

I did not want to say goodbye yesterday, and I spent most of the day thinking about all the memories I have of you, like the time you got mad at me and threw a hard-boiled egg at me, or how you good you were at conning me into taking you to Arby's, or sitting down with you when you had "read to a parent" homework, or taking the dogs for a walk with you.

I also could not watch as you drove away with your new dad; he seems like a terrific person, as does the rest of your new family, but it is difficult to let go of someone who has been a part of your family for so long.

You will be missed, my child, and even by those in the house who pretend that you are a pesky kid. I wish that I could have been a better father, especially that time I got really mad and dragged you up to your room when you wouldn't go, or the times I growled when I was working and you just wanted someone to play a game with or tell someone about your day, or when I got irritated when your radio was too loud and we got into a tug-of-war over the blasted thing (I sure showed you, didn't I, taking the removeable plug and leaving you with a powerless radio).

You are the kind of kid who keeps in touch, so we will probably talk again, but you will always be a source of happy memories for everyone in our family. I am sure that you have a bright future in store, and I know that anyone who can figure out who to make a profit from a school lunch has the potential to be a successful business tycoon. You will be missed here, daughter.

And you will always be loved.

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-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
, Hyperion

Jun 11, 2007

Sinking Deck Syndrome - Seeking Solutions

(Toledo, OH) We built our deck about 12 years ago, pouring our heart, soul, and sweat into this two-level wooden masterpiece. Unfortunately, in the past two years there has been a noticeable sag in two of the external corners (farthest from the house).

I am hoping that a knowledgeable reader will offer suggestions on how best to rectify this sinking deck. At the moment, the worst of the corners has fallen about 10 degrees, which is enough to get me motivated and fix the problem.

My wife, the engineer, believes that if we dig a 2-3 foot deep cone-shaped hole around the posts, jack the deck up, and pour some cement, the deck will be stabilized. I, being the person in this relationship lacking any engineering qualifications whatsoever, believe that I need advice of an expert nature.

Left: My cheesy MS-Paint approximation of my wife's vision of deck stabilization

Or - if not expert advice - at least someone with some experience in these matters. Thus, if you have any thoughts whatsoever regarding the stabilization of sinking decks, feel free to weigh in with an opinion.

Also: my wife reads this blog, so be kind with any criticism. Hell hath no fury like an engineer scorned.

:-}

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It is, I think, an indisputable fact that Americans are, as Americans, the most self- conscious people in the world, and the most addicted to the belief that the other nations are in a conspiracy to under-value them.
-- Henry James

Jun 10, 2007

Clinton Promises Health Care-for-Fuel Efficiency Tradeoff

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton; photo courtesy of AP

U.S. Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton pledged to push for federal help with the costly burden of retiree health care if the struggling U.S. auto industry accepts tougher fuel economy standards.

"I know we have to do more to support the American auto industry and to support the American auto worker," she said.

Hmmm. Sounds nice, but given the fact that she was speaking to an audience filled with UAW employees and their families, it is clear she was playing to the crowd.

One would think that American automakers would notice, oh, THE PRICES AT THE PUMP and recognize that it is time to start cranking out smaller cars with better fuel efficiency. Sure, there are still consumers for whom $3.00 per gallon gasoline is no deterrent to purchasing a Hummer, but for most of us the idea of a 50-MPG vehicle sounds pretty appealing right about now.

And with the Chinese and Indian economies growing at double-digit rates, the global demand for oil will likely keep upward pressure on gasoline prices.

Clinton's feel-good speech is in sharp contrast with the pointed comments of presidential competitor Barack Obama, who criticized U.S. automakers for falling behind foreign competitors on the production of fuel-efficient vehicles.

Barack Obama was right, but this is an election year. Politicians are not supposed to tell the truth in an election year, Senator Obama. They are expected to commit the beleaguered federal treasury to thousands of expensive projects that are aimed at specific voter demographics.

Sheesh. Someone needs to tell Obama how the game is played.

The larger issue, of course, is that American maunfacturing facilities continue to become less competitive with competitors in places like China and Malaysia. Globalization is driving down the standard of living for many Americans and western Europeans, and we are in a race to the bottom with workers in developing nations. By 2050 most of the world's population will likely be making the equivalent of today's $6.00 per hour job, with few benefits and little in the way of a social safety net.

And me? If I happen by some miracle to make it to see the year 2050, I will probably be destitute and living on the generosity of family members. As it stands I expect that I will need to work until I am 80 to make ends meet if I am to have ten years watching the sun set over the shuffleboard court at Golden Acres.

The millions of American autoworkers who expect that there will be much of a retirement waiting for them are in for a rude awakening. I anticipate that within ten years there will be massive defaults on retirement obligations by U.S. automakers, and that at least one of the Big Three will cease to exist.

Now: go back to your happy Sunday and listen to the presidential hopefuls vow to provide you with all sorts of goodies. Senator Clinton and her presidential competitors will make you feel better, just you wait.

I promise.

A Few Thoughts on Disney and American Culture

I just started reading The Mouse that Roared, a collection of essays by Henry Giroux that examines the influence of the Disney Corporation on American life. In particular, I am both fascinated and repelled by the planned private town of Celebration, Florida, Disney's attempt to design the perfect American community.

Now, my children grew up watching those Disney videos, and I recall being choked up at Old Yeller, so I admit to a certain sentimentality toward some aspects of the Disney canon. Still, there is something inherently creepy about this as-yet unincorporated corporate community that more resembles The Truman Show than it does Beaver Cleaver's Mayfield.

I have never had the urge to purchase or rent a Disney vacation home, although I have been to DisneyWorld and Epcot Center a few times. I suspect, though, that I might find it difficult to de-Disneyfy myself, were I of such a mind; it is well nigh impossible to escape the tentacles of this corporation built on catering to a desire for escape.

More after I finish reading this book.

Another New Pooch in Da 'Hood

On your left is B.J., a 9-month-old Lhasa Apso we are fostering. He came to us after being rescued from a dog warden in one of the outlying counties, and he is a bit under the weather after being neutered late last week.

We have taken to calling him "Tanka," which is a name with Tibetan religious and artistic connotations, given his heritage. Tanka has a good disposition, but is a bit skittish at times. He is very affectionate, and loves to run around the yard.

I suspect that he has spent a lot of time in crates, of which we are not fans. He was infested with fleas when picked up, but I think the vet has worked wonders in ridding him of his parasitic irritants.

For those of you thinking about getting a dog, please consider adopting a rescue pooch. Every resuce dog we have taken in has been housebroken, good-tempered, and loveable. For more information on adopting rescue dogs, see The Toledo Area Humane Society, Planned Pethood, or Petfinder.com.

On Teenagers and Cleaning House

We are entertaining some family and friends at the house today, which necessitated some considerable housecleaning prior to the arrival of the guests. Lord knows Château Brooks was looking a bit cluttered prior to the purging of the domicile.

At any rate, we implored the leavers-of-chip-bags-behind-the-couch and throwers-of-dirty-socks to commence cleanup. Rarely have I seen such a collection of surly, unhelpful workers, although admittedly I have never served on a roadside work release crew.

One child claimed "terrible headaches," while another said "my stomach hurts." Oh, the humanity! With the issuance of each chore, the teens in my house began a campaign of wailing, teeth-gnashing, and garment-rending worthy of the outer darkness found by the sons of the kingdom.

And the quality of teen chores? Meh. Dirty clothes were heaved into closets and under kids bedding, while there exists a great disparity between the definitions of "clean" held by parents and teens.

It might be easier to banish the whole lot of incorrigible teens to a locked room and clean the house myself, as I spent a good portion of the morning cleaning up after the cleaners.

But then the guests arrive, good cheer and comraderie prevail, and the horrors of teen cleaning fade into distant memory.

Until the next gathering at Château Brooks...

Jun 9, 2007

Rapid Rhetoric: YATAGHAN

Raphael's depiction of Plato defining the difference between true and false rhetoric This is an irregular feature - both in frequency and oddness - dedicated to a word I came across that I have never previously used.

yataghan (YAHT-eh-gahn) n. A sword of Turkish origin with a double-curved, single-edged blade and an eared pommel, but which lacks a handle guard. Also spelled yatagan.

Yataghans were typically used by janissaries and other infantry soldiers, and these swords were smaller and lighter than ordinary swords and scimitars. The yataghan is named after the town of Yatağan in southwest Turkey, although yatagans were also manufactured in most of the major cities in the Ottoman Empire.

The yataghan differs from the scimitar by virtue of the second blade curve, as scimitars have but one.

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-- Jean Paul Richter

Jun 8, 2007

Owner Leaves Pooch in Sealed Car in Direct Sun

(Toledo, OH) You know - there's ignorant, and then there's knuckle-dragging, drooling, utter and complete imbecility. The human species offers plenty of examples of these.

And after that are the morons who leave their pets locked in sealed cars on hot summer days.

This image was taken at 4:15 pm in the parking lot of the Elder Beerman department store on Secor Road in Toledo. I was sitting in my car, feeling hot and feisty on this muggy summer afternoon, when an older woman rolled up and parked in front of me.

I found it hard to believe that the woman would have the stupidity to roll up all the windows, especially with witnesses around (me). I waited for a few minutes before taking some pictures, thinking I would give her the benefit of the doubt in case she was just running in.

She wasn't, although that wouldn't be an excuse.

We have navigational and meterological readouts on our Suburban's rear view mirror, and it was reading an exterior temperature of 92 degrees. However, when the vehicle is in the direct sun, the sensors read a bit high, and it was really more like 85-ish outside.

I called inside the store and passed along the information to a manager, hoping that they would page the owner. No one came out to the car while I was there.

After about ten minutes, I decided to do a test. I rolled up all the windows and waited to see how long it would be before I was uncomfortable, which turned out to be about 90 seconds. Within five minutes the temperature must have risen 20 degrees, and that was enough of an experiment for me.

By now nearly twenty minutes had elapsed, and still no owner. My wife came out of the store, and it was time for me to go. What to do? Should I leave a note, smash a window, or call the Humane Society?

The dog was now laying down on the floor of the front seat out of the sun. He seemed to be fine for the moment, although he was visibly panting. I decided to leave and hope for the best, though I am still feeling guilty that I didn't take a Louisville Slugger to one of the windows.

However, to the driver of the silver Hyundai Santa Fe, Ohio license plate DOF 6922: may you be forced to spend an equivalent amount of time in such a hostile environment. You are the kind of person who ought to be prevented from owning a pet, and I trust that the people around you also keep you safe from sharp objects, matches, and other dangerous items for which your tiny brain is ill-equipped to master. In fact, people like this should limit themselves to a few silk trees if they have the urge to own a pet: no watering, no special care, and just the occasional dusting.

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-- Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Some Thoughts on Credit Card Debt

Many years ago I was a young and ambitious person with a decent-paying job and a bright future. I also began to apply for and receive credit cards to expand my financial horizons.

These were the 1980s, though, and credit cards were a bit more difficult to get than today, when the companies are already sending my high school-aged teens applications. Still, as I began adding credit card debt, it became increasingly more difficult to get a mortgage (again, this was the 1980s, before the birth of the sub-prime lending market and 15-20% mortgages).

Within a few years I had purchased two new automobiles, and by 1987 my wife and I had accumulated over $20,000 in consumer debt. Banks looked at us with a wary eye when we started applying for mortgages, and the first two homes we purchased we had to go on land contract.

One of the smarter things we did as newlyweds was to seek a bill consolidation loan at a credit union. This allowed us to get a large chunk of our consumer debt down to a more reasonable 8-9% interest rate. Without this credit card debt consolidation, we would not have been able to qualify for the perks associated with good credit, such as low mortgage rates and ease of loan approval.

Ultimately, though, the best form of debt relief is self-discipline. The decision that ultimately improved our situation was a simple one: I physically cut all of our credit cards with the exception of one low-limit Visa, in case of emergencies, and we kept this card hidden away.

In addition, we began to pay small amounts over and above the minimum balance to whittle away at the principal. This type of debt management is good advice, but many consumers stay in the habit of paying the minimum each month, and never seem to get out from under their heavy debt loads.

It is useful to seek debt help from a reputable credit counseling firm, but ultimately the best help comes from within. I know this is anathema in an era of consumer binging, but living within one's means is more than a virtue: it's good financial advice.

Jun 7, 2007

Paris Walks, Public Hollers, Lawyers Smile

Left: Mug shot of Paris Hilton courtesy of TMZ.com

I would normally rather stab my eyeballs with Phillips-head screwdrivers than write about über Schlampe Paris Hilton, but the decision to grant home confinement to the talentless heiress is the worst sort of judicial double standards. What the American public is being implicitly told is that: a) rules do not apply to celebrities; and b) money will buy you out of almost every trouble.

A spokesman for the LA County Sheriff's office disclosed that medical reasons were behind the decision.

"I can't specifically talk about the medical situation other than to say that, yes, it played a part in this," sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said at a press conference today. Family sources suggested that a skin rash and Hilton's depression at being confined might have been the mitigating factors.

If you, me, or my brother pulled the same stunts as Paris Hilton, we would have likely received far greater sentences, and I highly doubt that a skin rash or our crocodile tears would have helped us get out of jail. This is more than a travesty of justice: the decision to release Paris Hilton is a bold-faced memorandum that social elites are treated differently than the rest of us.

The only consolation is that Paris Hilton's inability to stay out of trouble - and her arrogant disregard for the law - all but guarantees that she will violate the terms of this latest wrist-slap, and that a smart bet would be to lay down money on Paris Hilton visiting an LA County jail again.

Soon.

Jun 6, 2007

Many Thanks to a Caring Physician

There are many times in life when our paths cross with someone whose extra effort made a difference in our lives, but for whom we do not get the opportunity to properly thank. Being a blogger, though, also means that one never has an excuse to extend even belated expressions of thanks.

I have a 13-year-old child who developed a severe case of dermatitis on her arms and legs some weeks ago. Her pediatrician initially diagnosed impetigo based on the manner in which the rash spread, but after two weeks and little progress she recommended we consult a dermatologist.

This specialist, however, seemed unwilling to be bothered with a teenager, and spent little time working on her case. The staff in the dermatologist's office seemed indifferent to patients, and more concerned with office supplies and insurance protocol than patient well-being. The dermatologist - who we will call Dr. X - prescribed stronger antibiotics, but did not investigate other causes. When several more weeks passed - and the skin sores continued to spread - Dr. X suggested that the cause of the problem was a child who wouldn't take her medicine.

Now I know these things happen, but anyone who has ever parented a teenager knows how traumatic even a simple pimple can be, let alone having a pair of legs covered with ugly, oozing sores. While this child certainly scratched too much, she was diligent about taking her prescribed medications, and she was very desirous about clearing up what was a socially stigmatizing skin condition.

We finally turned to the Center for Wound Care of Northwest Ohio at Bay Park Hospital in semi-desperation. The staff was a bit reluctant at first to take the case, given the fact that pediatrics were not their specialty, but one of the physicians agreed to take the case.

I was more than impressed with the diligence and effort put forth on behalf of my child. Dr. Mark Nadaud and his staff spent nearly three hours with us on the first visit, taking samples to run a thorough battery tests of tests, taking digital photos of the sores, and gathering information.

Within 48 hours of following Dr. Nadaud's instructions - which included a new approach in prescriptions, diet recommendations, a soothing mentholated salve, and the use of an antiseptic whirlpool at Promedica's Total Rehab - my child's condition showed incredible improvement, and after a week the sores have begun to recede to the point where she is about to wear shorts in public for the first time in almost two months.

Dr. Nadaud, an osteopathic physician, obviously takes to heart the holistic approach of his discipline, but more importantly he took seriously the challenge posed by what we finally agreed was a stubborn case of nummular eczema complicated by staph infections.

At any rate, I highly recommend Dr. Mark Nadaud, whose primary practice is on State Route 51 in Genoa. In addition, I would once again like to thank this kind health practitioner who not only helped heal my child but also showed a real intellectual curiosity about the case.

Thanks, Doctor!

Using Images on Blogger to Generate Blog Traffic

Using images on Blogger Beta, the latest version of Blogger with improved functions This is part of a continuing series on blog design and search engine optimization.

I used to wonder why most of the traffic my sites generate was based on keyword searches, when I include photography in the vast majority of my posts. I have since learned a few techniques to get Google, Yahoo, and the rest of the major search engines to list my sites in searches, and the purpose of this post is to pass along that knowledge to my fellow bloggers.

1. Images directly uploaded to Blogger get ignored. Sorry, but that's how it is, Bubba. There are theories about why search engines ignore Blogger-uploaded images, but the bottom line is you need to be using an external image host - such as Flickr or ImageShack - and then take the image's static URL from the host. Enter this URL instead of uploading the image from your computer.

2. Always, always, always use the ALT tag. If you look at the code produced by Blogger, you will see the letters "ALT," and in between the quotation marks that immediately follow this tag you can enter text. Be sure to use as much unique and wordy information as possible; "George W. Bush eating a Maine lobster with a napkin around his neck" will generate much more attention than a bland "GWB."

3. Tell Google your site has worthy images. You need to sign up with Google and list your sites, which you can do under Webmaster Tools. There is also a "Enhanced Image Search" function that is critical: be sure to check the box marked "I would like to enable enhanced image search on my site and am authorized to opt into this advanced service." Immediately after doing this I saw a jump of about 100 visitors a day.

4. Upload and link to the largest photos you can get away with. Bigger is not always better, but I have noticed that the first page of image results tends to show a preference toward larger images. Thus, that 400x400 pixel image is ranked higher than an identical image of 100x100 pixels.

More later on this topic, but in the meantime just open up a couple of folding tables and sell some lemonade to the tons of traffic your site will generate by following these tips.

Signs of a Wider War? Turks Enter Iraq

(Ankara, Turkey) Thousands of Turkish troops crossed into northern Iraq today in order to pursue suspected Kurdish guerrillas who are known to operate from bases in border areas.

Two senior Turkish security officials, speaking on conditions of anonymity, said that the raid was limited in scope. Moreover, this does represent the type of full-scale incursion that Turkish leaders have hinted at in recent weeks.

"It is not a major offensive and the number of troops is not in the tens of thousands," one of the officials told the Associated Press.

US officials have not issued a response, except to indicate that they have not been able to confirm the incursion into Iraq. The last significant Turkish troop movement into northern Iraq was in 1997, when Turkey deployed about 50,000 troops.

The move by the Turks could mean that regional powers are growing weary of the sectarian violence that threatens to spill over from Iraq. The very real threat of a disintegrating Iraq could result in a multipartite splintering of Iraq into zones of influence, with Turkey, Ian, Saudi Arabia, and several other nations seeking autonomous client states as buffers against hegemonic actions by other actors.

Getting Back into Baseball

Now that my NHL and NBA teams have both been bounced from the playoffs (Red Wings and Pistons, respectively), my attention is turning once again to Major League Baseball. The Tigers continue to play solid baseball, and look to be playoff contenders once again, assuming their bullpen injuries can be overcome.

The Cleveland Indians, though, have returned to playoff form, and the Tigers do not appear to be waltzing into the playoffs as they did last year (setting aside, of course, the late-season slump that bumped the team out of first in the AL Central). C.C. Sabathia is having a career year, and his 5-hit, 8-strikeout shutout of Kansas City last night was masterful.

If you are a New York ticket broker, you have to be shaking your head. The Yankees have been abysmal, while the Mets lead the National League East and have one of the best records in baseball.

Can't say I am disappointed; while I am not a Yankee-hater, I get tired of seeing the same teams in the playoffs year after year. Maybe 44-year-old Roger Clemens has one more half-year left in him.

The hottest team in baseball right now, though, is the AL-West leading LA Angels. They beat Baltimore 4-3 on Sunday in a thriller when Vladimir Guerrero smacked a two-run homer off Orioles closer Chris Ray in the bottom of the ninth inning. The Angels have won five in a row, and now have the second-best record in the majors behind the Boston Red Sox.

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And if I was President,
The minute that Congress called my name
I'd say now "who do, who do you think you're fooling?"
I've got the Presidential Seal
I'm up on the Presidential Podium
My mama loves me
She loves me
She gets down on her knees and hugs me
And she loves me like a rock
-- Paul Simon, "Loves Me Like a Rock"

On Motorcycle Helmets and Common Sense

I am a freedom-loving sort of person, and I dislike in general the creation of new laws that inhibit personal freedom. Yet I scratch my head at the resistance by many motorcycle riders to accept state laws mandating the use of motorcycle helmets.

I watch my Harley-riding neighbor fire up his machine. He wears clunky black boots to protect his feet and ankles, gloves to prevent rocks and debris from striking his hands, and dons a pair of motorcycle sunglasses to protect his eyes from glare and dirt.

Yet this person never wears a motorcycle helmet.

In terms of vehicle miles traveled, motorcyclists are approximately 21 times as likely as passenger car occupants to die in a traffic crash and four times as likely to be injured. The NHTSA found that helmets reduce the risk of death by 29% and are 67% effective in preventing brain injuries to motorcycle riders.

The NHTSA studied four states that repealed helmet laws in the 1990s, and found that the rate of fatalities among motorcycle riders rose significantly. In Kentucky there was a jump of 58%, while Arkansas recorded an increase of 29%; motorcycle fatalities rose 37% in Texas following the repeal of helmet laws, while in Louisiana there was a whopping 108% increase in fatalities among motorcycle riders in the two years after the repeal of helmet laws.

And - for those who might argue that this is an issue of personal choice - remember too that all of us pay for the splattered brains of injured motorcyclists whose stubborn refusal to wear helmets leads to expensive stays in the ICU or lifelong disability care.

Ohio is a state with a watered-down helmet law, which applies only to minors. From the Ohio Revised Code, 4511.53 Rules for Bicycles, Motorcycles and Snowmobiles:
No person who is under the age of eighteen years, or who holds a motorcycle operator's endorsement or license bearing a "novice" designation that is currently in effect as provided in section 4507.13 of the Revised Code, shall operate a motorcycle on a highway, or be a passenger on a motorcycle, unless wearing a protective helmet on his head, and no other person shall be a passenger on a motorcycle operated by such a person unless similarly wearing a protective helmet.
Of course, minors represent a small segment of the total motorcyclist population, so this type of law has little effect and, moreover, merely stigmatizes helmet use: only "kiddies" wear helmets, and when you are "grown up," you don't need a sissy-looking helmet.

Hell, to be honest, I think helmet use is a good idea for any vehicle on the road, including automobiles. Whatever you think of NASCAR, at least the drivers have enough common sense to wear helmets.

I was conversing with an acquaintance the other day about this subject, and he said that he used to be an anti-helmet stalwart until a recent event.

"My dad was in a wicked accident without a helmet, and he almost died from his head injuries," he said. "It took seeing him hooked up to life-support for me to realize that helmets are a necessary evil."

Just wear the helmet, people.

Jun 5, 2007

Hijinks at TPS?

Maggie Thurber has more about Robert Torres and his crazy TPS votes on her blog, and anyone who is concerned about the sorry state of Toledo Public Schools should read this post. I am linking merely to add some weight to what I think is an important story about backroom politics and business-as-usual in Toledo.

On a random and completely unrelated note, if you are looking for range hoods, be sure to follow this link to learn more.

On MegaChurches and Worldly Wealth

Left: Interior of Houston's Lakewood Church

(Toledo, OH) I admit to a certain stubborn asceticism when it comes to religion; while I do not expect my religious leaders to be wandering mendicant friars, neither do I cherish priests or pastors who flaunt material wealth. The oft-cited example of Joel Osteen is but the most egregious case of a minister profitting mightily from the Word.

The number of megachurches - defined in one study as Protestant congregations with regular weekly attendance of more than 2,000 - has doubled over the past five years. With larger congregations, of course, rises the ability of a church and its principals to accumulate substantial wealth, all in the name of preaching a bizarre sort of prosperity Gospel.

The phenomenon is not unique to Christianity, though. There has been a rise in what has been described as Templezilla in the Hindu traditon; the Tirumala Venkateswara in Tirupati is the most visited temple in the world, with more than 50,000 people visit the temple every day.

What Would Jesus Drive?

Or, better yet, would He take the TARTA bus? Somehow I suspect He would not approve of church leaders tooling about town in a Mercedes, but I admit to getting hung up on the whole Christ and the money changers account as it relates to commercialization and Christianity.

Or should I just ignore those who might profit from the Gospel, stay home, close my wood blinds, and hope it all works out well for everyone in the end?

Jun 4, 2007

Get Ready for "Noah, the Musical"

Left: Promotional image from 'Noah, the Musical'

(Branson, MO) Considering the success of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, I suppose that a musical based upon the Biblical story of Noah is not so surprising. Still, there is a part of me that cringes at the commercialization of religion, especially the Christianity to which I adhere.

This is Branson, Missouri, though, and we shouldn't expect any less than an extravanganza. The Sight & Sound Theatre will open in the Spring 2008, and its 339,000 square feet will host a production with a cast of 45 actors, 150 live animals and a like number of animatronic beasts.

Two by two they will march in the facility, which will become the largest piece of Branson real estate, at least in terms of buildings. The theater is being built by Glenn and Shirley Eschelman, whose 2,000-seat Millennium Theatre in Strasburg, PA is the largest faith-based professional theater company in the country.

"I'm so excited about being part of that culture that it really confirmed in me again that it's a fit like a hand in a glove," Eschelman said. "It's a place that God has called us to with people of like faith and the same values that we have."

Hmmm... images of Christ and the moneychangers in the temple keep popping into my head, but admittedly I am a curmudgeon.

On Energy Drinks and Hypercapitalism

Me, a raving, full-blown caffeind

I drink the occasional energy drink in addition to the copious amounts of coffee and espresso I consume. I am not sure if such beverages bring forth the increased alertness promised in the advertisements, but I figure the smidgen of vitamins and minerals added to some of these drinks have some benefit.

Yet I also wonder about a world in which people like me feel driven - nay, compelled - to maintain superhuman levels of energy at all hours of the day. The historical analogy that comes to mind is the the use of cocaine by the Spaniards to improve mine worker productivity.

Americans live in a world in which those who want to take a day off from work are seen as indolent slackers. Many people work multiple jobs to make ends meet, and that is just to be able to pay the bills and salt away a bit for retirement.

Those who question this sorry state of affairs - or who have the audacity to tell the truth and call modern hypercapitalism "madness" - are dismissed as anarchists or Marxists. If you doubt this, try bringing up this conversation about work at a social gathering; people will slowly inch away from you, either because they suspect you to be subversive or because the truth you bear is too frightening to contemplate.

There was a day not so long ago when a family could live quite comfortably on one income. These days, a family considers itself fortunate if the breadwinners only have to work one job apiece. I think the new norm for a couple must be something like two full-time jobs and one part-time job between them.

I know, I know - gotta run, gotta get back to work, gotta get a cup of coffee, don't have time to listen to some idealistic dreamer. And, to tell you the truth, I'm not sure I have enough time to write any mo

On Environments Conducive to Contemplation

I am a person who needs time alone to sort out his thoughts, and living in a busy house interferes with my ability to think. As a result, I have carved out a few places in my home that I use for thinking and writing.

My default zone for creativity is my oft-messy desk, which is in easy reach of reference texts and office supplies. I use this space for my work, as well as for most of my writing.

This space, though, is within earshot of most of the happy chaos that is the Brooks household, and I am doomed to frustration if I attempt to use my work area for heavy reading or deeper thinking. For these times I usually sit in a chair on my front porch, where I can isolate myself from most of the disruptive noise of my children.

When even the front porch provides an insufficient level of isolation, I turn to a small hosta garden in my backyard that surrounds a 4'x 6' pond. This is where I go to meditate, or to cool off after a heated battle with a headstrong teen who knows so much more than I ever will. In cooler months I fire up the outdoor fireplace and burn a few branches, embers floating upward as I watch the heat waves shimmer in the cool air.

In warmer months I sit and watch the birds, listen to the water in the pond as fish dart about, and try to connect with nature in a few dozen square yards of space I have created. While not a cure-all for either teen agnst or urban stress, this garden provides me with a physical space that allows me to momentarily escape my earthly burdens.

Not exactly Walden, but this is what I have, and my life is markedly better because of the quiet spaces I have available.

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The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet. -- William Gibson

Charles A. Russell House - Toledo

Charles A. Russell House, Toledo, 2027 Robinwood (Toledo, OH) This beautiful Queen Anne style house, located at 2027 Robinwood in Toledo's Old West End, is a particularly striking example of the unique architecture found in this historic district.

Information on the historic address plaque in the front of the house is sketchy, and I have been able to find out little about the Mr. Russell. Feel free to leave any information you know about this house in the comments section.

Jun 3, 2007

St. Francis Statue Continues to Amaze

To the left is my statue of St. Francis of Assisi, the patron saint of animals and ecology. Perhaps this chipmunk is aware of the hagiography of St. Francis, or perhaps this is just a convenient perch from which to view my backyard.

This, by the way, is the same Miracle Statue of St. Francis that resisted all efforts by Mother Nature to bury him in snow during the Blizzard of 2007.

I suspect that the photographic evidence I am collecting on this miraculous piece of statuary will bolster my case for a pious - and righteously hefty - auction on eBay.

Henahan-Breymann House

(Toledo, OH) While visiting the Toledo's Old West End Festival yesterday, I had the opportunity to scope out a few of the incredible homes in this historic Toledo district. One of my favorites is the Henahan-Breymann House, located at 2052 Robinwood Avenue.

This Romanesque structure, built in 1894, is named after its original designer and owner, Michael Henahan, who also performed the stonework on the property himself. This property is certainly one of the most beautiful pieces of real estate in the Old West End and Northwest Ohio in general.

Exciting Summer for Concerts at the Toledo Zoo

WPA-sponsored water fountain sculpture by Arthur Cox, ca. 1934

The 2007 Summer Concert Series at The Toledo Zoo looks to be one of the most entertaining yet, featuring acts such as Bob Dylan, Steely Dan, Sheryl Crow, Bryan Adams, and the Moody Blues.

It looks as though concert tickets will be difficult to come by for some shows, as Steely Dan has already sold out. The Paul Simon concert I attended last year at the Toledo Zoo amphitheater was remarkable, and the acoustics at this venue are solid.

I am torn about shows that I might attend; I have seen Steely Dan and the Moody Blues before, enjoying both, but I have yet to see Dylan perform live. Then again, Dylan can be an inconsistent performer, and I would hate to shell out $160 for a pair of tickets if he went out and ground out a paint-by-numbers 60-minute set.

If I settle on one, at the moment it would be seeing Walter Becker and Donald Fagen again, as I very much enjoyed seeing them in 2003 at Pine Knob.

Do any of these shows strike your fancy?

Questionable Choice of a Business Name

Loss Realty Group, Toledo OH (Toledo, OH) I have often wondered about the decision-making that went behind the choice of "Loss Realty Group" as the moniker for a local real estate agency.

The terms "loss" and "real estate" carry an inherently negative connotation when used together, kind of like "hooker" and "STD" might.

I'm sure the hardworking realtors at Loss Realty Group provide as much professional real estate expertise as any other firm, but you have to wonder what it's like to start out with a name that implies failure.

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Jun 2, 2007

Farewell, Bon Chien

Doctor Bombay, a Schnoodle we fostered who was just adopted (Toledo, OH) To the left is Doctor Bombay, a Schnoodle we have been fostering for the last two weeks. We became quite attached to him, and it was a bittersweet morning when we learned that he had been adopted by some kind-hearted folks.

We work with Planned Pethood, a Northwest Ohio-based nonprofit group that rescues abandoned, stray and unwanted pets and helps find them good homes. They are terrific people, and if you are looking for a loving pet (especially dogs), I urge you to follow the above link and learn more about Planned Pethood and its mission.

Heck, even if you can't take in an extra creature, toss them five bucks. They do important work, and the all-volunteer staff does this out of the kindness of their hearts.

For more information on pet adoption, see The Toledo Area Humane Society, Planned Pethood, or Petfinder.com.

Old West End Festival -Toledo

(Toledo, OH) I must admit from the onset that I tend to avoid festivals, given my preference for quiet time with small groups of people over the mob scenes that sometimes accompany festivals.

Yet the Old West End festival in Toledo is certainly the most unique outdoor event in the area. For many blocks to the west and north of the center of activities, folks set up shop in fron tof their houses. You will see musicians, artists, and artisans of all stripes hawking their wares and entertaining the people passing by.

If you have a sharp eye, you will be able to find good bargains on antiques, artwork, and vintage fabrics. I saw an old class photograph from 1904 with the initials NHS that caught my eye, but I instead plunked my money down on a Smoothie.

Yes, the stomach won out over the antique dealer in me. Go figure.

Anyways, the high point of any trip to the Old West End is gazing at the beautiful Victorian mansions that have been restored. My wife and I dream that we will someday own one of these palaces after all the kids have moved out. We shall see...

On Life Insurance and Facing the Realities of Middle Age

There was once a point in my life in which the possibility that I would one day die seemd more than remote; while I did not quite suffer from the illusion that I was immortal, nonetheless it was difficult for me to imagine being dead.

Those were also the days when a no exam life insurance policy could be issued without anyone blinking. I first signed up for life insurance at the incredibly young age of 23, and hundreds of thousands of dollars in life insurance was an excellent gamble for a company.

As a young man, though, my death would be an incredible burden for my wife and children, so it made sense to take out a policy to protect my family against an unfortunate demise.

Alas, I am now in my forties, and insurance companies view me as a much more significant risk for anything more than a low-cost policy that would just about cover the cost of burying me. I still carry quite a bit of life insurance, but with my kids growing and moving out (plus the not inconsiderable amount of money we have invested in 401-Ks, 403-Bs, mutual funds, and other vehicles), OI begin to question whether I really need the stuff.

Sure, my survivors could have one hell of a party with the hundreds of thousands of dollars that would be paid out, but I could also be investing those pricey premiums and earn a much better return on my dollar over the next twenty years (assuming I make it until at least 65).

Thoughts, anyone?

Jun 1, 2007

City of Toledo Quick to Address Neglected House

City of Toledo forestry workersLeft: City forestry workers cutting grass

(Toledo, OH) I went to the house at 4758 Violet with the goal of taking some photographs of what had become a source of neighborhood blight. Grass at the neglected house had reached a height of nearly five feet, and since the house is on a corner lot, it posed a hazard to motorists turning from Foxglove onto Violet.

Instead, I found a city crew hard at work finishing cleanup at the property. Kudos to the City of Toledo for jumping on this.

"I think it's in foreclosure," said a member of the cleanup crew, wiping her brow in the summer heat. "It's actually a pretty nice place - it's got an inground pool in the back."

A check of county records confirmed the worker's assumption, and Wells Fargo is the bank that holds the mortgage on the property. I am sure they will be getting a hefty bill from the city in the next few days.

While hardly a luxury home, the three-bedroom house on Violet has some attractive features, including new siding, new windows, and a large lot. The county's assessment is at $147,300.00, with back taxes accumulating to the tune of $5,363.35.

On the Pace of Technological Change

Years ago I read sociologist Alvin Toffler's tome Future Shock, a condition that he described as "too much change in too short a period of time." While dismissed by some critics after its release in 1970 for its over-generalizations, in some ways the book remains relevant today as a starting point for discussions related to technological change.

In the four-plus decades I have been kicking around this planet, I have seen tremendous changes in the way humans work, live, and interact. While I consider myself to be tech-savvy, I still find times where technological change seems almost surreal.

Take, for example, a lowly check drawn on a checking account. It was quite a novelty just over a decade ago to have an electronic check processing device with which a clerk could punch in account numbers to verify funds. Now, of course, there are readers that allow clerks to instantaneously scan checks, eliminating the need to type numbers.

And when I was at local retailer The Andersons the other day, their check reader even types in all of the relevant information. All the customer has to do is present a signed check, and the machine types in the payee, date, and amount.

No jokes about my refusal to use debit cards, please. You must know by now that the debit card is really the Revelation-predicted Mark of the Beast, right?

I look back with dsbelief at the technological items that have become obsolete in my lifetime: vinyl records, dial telephones, typewriters, slide rules, cassette tapes - the list seems endless.

And I try to look ahead, but the rapid pace of technological change makes it difficult for me to imagine what the world will look like when I am in my eighties (assuming I live that long). All I know for certain is that - barring some population-destroying catastrophe such as a deadly pandemic or nuclear holocaust - we are in for a wild ride.

Sonderweg: A Historiographical Examination of the Debate Surrounding Germany’s “Special Path”

This is an unpublished essay I wrote for a graduate seminar

Introduction

One of the traditional roles played by historians – in addition to simply recounting historical narrative - is to explain why history unfolded in the particular manner that it has. Those committed to the explanation of history develop models and perspectives by which historical discourse can occur. The horrors of the German national socialist regime posed difficult questions to historians: how could citizens of a seemingly civilized nation perform mass murder on a previously unimaginable scale, and how could others within that society approve of (or acquiesce in) the execution of such monstrous deeds?

This article examines attempts by historians to elucidate the reasons for the particular course of history that led to the rise in power of the Nazi Party in Germany. The central focus of this work is on the evolution of the Sonderweg (“special path”) thesis, first espoused by nationalistic (or what Wehler termed as “imperial patriotism” ) late nineteenth century German writers as a celebration of Kaiserreich social, economic, and political values, but which became a controversial explanation for the emergence of the Third Reich. The object of this essay is not to propose a new model for modern German history, but rather to highlight for non-specialists some of the major schools of thought and central arguments related to the concept of Sonderweg.

The failure of liberal democratic structures to develop in Germany did not go unnoticed by nineteenth-century writers. Karl Marx composed a blistering polemic on the unsuccessful 1848 bourgeois revolution in his “The Bourgeoisie and the Counter-Revolution”:
The German bourgeoisie developed so sluggishly, timidly and slowly that at the moment when it menacingly confronted feudalism and absolutism, it saw menacingly pitted against itself the proletariat and all sections of the middle class whose interests and ideas were related to those of the proletariat… Unlike the French bourgeoisie of 1789, the Prussian bourgeoisie, when it confronted monarchy and aristocracy, the representatives of the old society, was not a class speaking for the whole of modern society. It had been reduced to a kind of estate as clearly distinct from the Crown as it was from the people, with a strong bend to oppose both adversaries and irresolute towards each of them individually because it always saw both of them either in front of it or behind it. From the first it was inclined to betray the people and to compromise with the crowned representatives of the old society, for it already belonged itself to the old society; it did not advance the interests of a new society against an old one, but represented refurbished interests within an obsolete society… It did not trust its own slogans, used phrases instead of ideas, it was intimidated by the world storm and exploited it for its own ends… haggling over its own demands, without initiative, without faith in itself, without faith in the people, without a historic mission, an abominable dotard finding himself condemned to lead and to mislead the first youthful impulses of a virile people so as to make them serve his own senile interests – sans eyes, sans ears, sans teeth, sans everything – this was the Prussian bourgeoisie which found itself at the helm of the Prussian state after the March revolution.
The question facing historians is to what extent the illiberal unified Germany was responsible for the militarist authoritarianism of the Wilhelmine era and – more importantly – the murderous fascism of the Hitler dictatorship.

Early Twentieth-Century Moves Away from Imperialist History

Thorstein Veblen Thorstein Veblen was among the first writers to view the concept of Sonderweg in a negative light. He composed two of his most influential books during the First World War, Imperial Germany and the Industrial Revolution and An Inquiry into the Nature of Peace and the Terms of its Perpetuation, both of which examine the rise of the Kaiserreich as a dominant industrial nation with pre-modern, authoritarian political and social structures. Veblen foreshadowed many of the critiques of post-World War II historians as to the intrinsic characteristics of Wilhelmine Germany that could be construed as a “special path” leading to the rise of the Third Reich; the Kaiserreich, in Veblen’s opinion, was ill-suited to handle the modern industrial state, and its monarchical and aristocratic institutions remained hostile to liberal democracy:
Germany is still a dynastic State. That is to say, its national establishment is, in effect, a self-appointed and irresponsible autocracy which holds the nation in usufruct, working through the appropriate bureaucratic organization, and the people is imbued with that spirit of abnegation and devotion that is involved in their enthusiastically supporting a government of that character. Now, it is the nature of a dynastic State to seek dominion, that being the whole of its nature. And a dynastic establishment which enjoys the unqualified usufruct of such resources as are placed at its disposal by the feudalistic loyalty of the German people runs no chance of keeping the peace, except on terms of the unconditional surrender of all those whom it may concern. No solemn engagement and no pious resolution has any weight in the balance against a cultural fatality of this magnitude.
Max Weber argued that the German bourgeoisie failed to adopt the liberal traditions of its British rivals. Wilhelmine Germany, argued Weber, was nation dedicated to the idea that bureaucracy was the very means by which social and political problems could be solved, and he believed that the unification achieved by Bismarck was destined for disaster:
We have to grasp that German unification was a youthful exploit, upon which our nation embarked in its old age, but which might have been, because of its high cost, better left undone, if it is to be the end rather than the starting point of a German world power policy (Weltmachtpolitik).
Historians in the decade after the Second World War tended to explain the Nazi regime as a consequence of the harsh conditions of the Treaty of Versailles and the economic chaos that resulted from the Great Depression on the 1930s. Somewhat prescient of this school of historiography was John Maynard Keynes, whose 1919 book The Economic Consequences of the Peace criticized the onerous reparations imposed on Germany by the victorious Allies after World War I:
…I believe that the campaign for securing out of Germany the general costs of the war was one of the most serious acts of political unwisdom for which our statesmen have ever been responsible. To what a different future Europe might have looked forward if either Mr. Lloyd George or Mr. Wilson had apprehended that the most serious of the problems which claimed their attention were not political or territorial but financial and economic, and that the perils of the future lay not in frontiers or sovereignties but in food, coal, and transport. Neither of them paid adequate attention to these problems at any stage of the Conference. But in any event the atmosphere for the wise and reasonable consideration of them was hopelessly befogged by the commitments of the British delegation on the question of Indemnities. The hopes to which the Prime Minister had given rise not only compelled him to advocate an unjust and unworkable economic basis to the Treaty with Germany, but set him at variance with the President, and on the other hand with competing interests to those of France and Belgium.
One of the first post-Nazi books to consider the reasons for the rise of the Third Reich was Friedrich Meinecke’s 1946 Die Deutsche Katastrophe (“The German Catastrophe”), which presented the era of Hitler as a historical aberration without direct connections to imperial Germany. The Third Reich, argued Meinecke, should properly be viewed as a deadly tsunami that “burst upon Germany,” and Hitler shoulod be understood as a historical phenomenon with no relation to the German past:
This fellow does not belong to our race at all. There is something wholly foreign about him, something like an otherwise extinct primitive race that is still completely amoral in its nature . . . in spite of his very close connection with the life of his time, there lay something foreign to us Germans and difficult to understand.
Reassessment: After the Fall of the Third Reich

Fritz Fischer ignited a firestorm of controversy in 1961 with Griff nach der Weltmacht (“The Grasp for World Power”), the first of his works that attacked historians in the tradition of Meinecke, who he deplored as an apologist for the Nazi regime. Orlow succinctly noted that Fischer viewed the Kaiserreich as “an unholy alliance of Germany’s military, industrial, and political leaders” bent on maintaining the power of “authoritarianism at home and hegemony abroad.” Imperial Germany, argued Fischer, was directly responsible for the outbreak of hostilities in World War I:
There is no doubt that the war which the German politicians started in July 1914 was not a preventive war fought out of fear and despair. It was an attempt to defeat the enemy powers before they became too strong, and to realise Germany’s political ambitions which may be summed up as German hegemony over Europe.
Most provocative among Fischer’s arguments was the idea that German chancellor Theobald von Bethmann Hollweg actively campaigned to provoke a war with European rivals, and that there was a concerted effort on the part of Kaiserreich oficials to annex parts of France, Russia, and Belgium. Fischer provided excerpts of imperial documents that imply a policy of territorial aggrandizement on the part of Bethman Hollweg and his advisors:
The general aim of the war is security for the German Reich in west and east for all imaginable time. For this purpose France must be so weakened as to make her revival as a great power impossible for all time. Russia must be thrust back as far as possible from Germany's eastern frontier and her domination over the non-Russian vassal peoples broken.
Historians differ on the interpretation of such passages, and many scholars question whether this is evidence of a master plan to dominate Europe or merely, as Orlow described, a war of “domestic and foreign policy opportunity.” Retallack depicted Bethman Hollweg’s strategy as expecting a lightning-quick war which would be a “calculated risk to shore up Germany’s diplomatic position,” and that the German chancellor’s true aims were to split the Entente, allow Austria-Hungary a free hand in the Balkans, and avoid a general European continental war. Chickering argued that Bethman Hollweg pursued “a somewhat more cautious policy” that owed as much to his concern about the survival of the Habsburg monarchy as it did to territorial acquisition. Feuchtwanger maintained that Bethmann Hollweg was actually a moderate on war aims, and it was this moderation that “undermined his position and was a major factor in his eventual downfall.” Nonetheless, it can be safely argued that Fischer’s thesis opened the proverbial floodgates of an inversion of the traditional “positive” Sonderweg perspective, and there has been no shortage in the subsequent decades of historians desirous of weighing in on the Sonderweg debate.

Hans-Ulrich Wehler Perhaps the most noteworthy of the post-Nazi Sonderweg interpretations was developed by Hans-Ulrich Wehler, who argued that historians “cannot grasp the history of the Third Reich without recourse to the history of the German Empire of 1871.” Wehler depicted a reactionary aristocratic class that strove to maintain dominance through a political system he suggested might best be described as a “pseudo-constituional semi-absolutism.” The ruling class, argued Wehler, attempted to divert the attention of the “feudalized bourgeoisie” away from domestic politics – and the lack of democratic structures in imperial Germany – through an aggressive and expeansionist foreign policy. It was the failure of the imperial Germany to transition to liberal political traditions, maintained Wehler, that led to the horrors of the Nazi regime:
In the years before 1945, and indeed in some respects beyond this, the fatal successes of Imeprial Germany’s ruling élites, assisted by older historical traditions and new experiences, continued to exert an influence. In the widespread susceptibility toward authoritarian policies, in the hostility toward democracy in education and political life, in the continuing influence of pre-industrial ruling élites, there begins a long inventory of serious historical problems. To this list we must add the tenacity of the German ideology of the state, its myth of the bureaucracy, the superimposition of class differences on those between the traditional late-feudal estates and the manipulation of political antisemitism. It is because of all these factors that a knowledge of the history of the German Empire between 1871 and 1918 remains absolutely indispensable for an understanding of German history over the past decades.
Wehler, to his credit, acknowledged that critics would be able to “discover considerable gaps in my analysis,” noting for example that his analysis was based heavily on Prussian sources. Wehler admitted that he composed Deutsche Kaiserreich with “many sentences and judgments [that] have been put very pointedly,” and argued that his objective with the text had been to spark debate and reflection.

Wolfgang Mommsen, while acknowledging some of the shortcomings of Wehler’s analysis, argued that the Sonderweg thesis was “more than just a concoction on the part of left-wing intellectuals” and that “the process of change that took place in Germany was a distinctive one [emphasis in original].” Agreeing with Wehler and Max Weber, Mommsen argued that the imperial German bureaucracy underpinned the state by providing a career track for the educated middle class, and also acted as a “protective shield” for the aristocracy and the monarchy. Moreover, noted Mommsen, the bureaucracy thus had a vested interest in the perpetuation of the authoritarian state, and it actively worked to stifle potential constitutional reforms.

Wehler’s Sonderweg thesis elicited plenty of contrary responses from his contemporaries, and perhaps the pair most often identified as debunkers of Sonderweg were David Blackbourn and Geoff Eley, whose 1984 The Peculiarities of German History took aim at some of basic assumptions of Wehler and other Sonderweg proponents. Eley contested the idea of a “failed bourgeois revolution” often cited by Sonderweg proponents, arguing that this implies that all modern industrial societies – in deterministic fashion - must pass through a bourgeois revolution of the British or French type. Moreover, argued Eley, the very notion of such an ideal type of bourgeois revolution – marked by a “forcibly acquired liberal democracy seized by a triumphant bourgeoisie, acting politically as a class, in conscious struggle against a feudal aristocracy” – has been discredited by many mainstream Marxists, including E.P. Thompson. Eley also provided a considerable number of examples of the German bourgeoisie undertaking attempts to reform the Empire, and while liberal elements were largely unsuccessful in their efforts, this hardly constituted a subordinated or feudalized bourgeoisie.

Blackbourn developed the case for what he termed the “silent bourgeois revolution” in which liberal elements had to carefully choose the appropriate times for advancing their cause. Given the social and political hierarchies in post-unification Germany, argued Blackbourn, bourgeois dominance “was most effective where it was most silent and anonymous, where its forms and institutions came to seem most natural,” and the author described a number of positive achievements that the German bourgeoisie did accomplish. In addition, noted Blackbourn, what Sonderweg proponents describe as a “feudalized bourgeoisie” might just as easily be expressed as social and political conservatism. Finally, Blackbourn dismissed the Sonderweg notion of a “revolution from above” directed by Bismarck, noting that there was always political action by a variety of competing groups from below during the Imperial era.

Conclusions

The Sonderweg debate will continue to be a fruitful academic pursuit for the foreseeable future, as historians on both sides of the debate continue to refine and attack the idea that the failure of liberal democratic traditions to take hold in imperial Germany foreshadowed the fascist regime of the National Socialists. The more deterministic aspects of Wehler’s groundbreaking Deutsche Kaiserreich have fallen from favor, and yet even the most diehard opponents of the Sonderweg thesis generally agree that the authoritarian nature of imperial Germany influenced the rise of the Third Reich.

Despite his efforts to debunk the “peculiarities” of Sonderweg, Blackbourn noted that the “distinctiveness of German history is best recognized if we do not see it (before 1945) as a permanent falling-away from the ‘normal.’” Blackbourn called instead for historians to understand that there is much in the history of Germany that is similar to the histories of other industrialized nations:
In many respects, as I have tried to show, the German experience constituted a heightened version of what occurred elsewhere. This is true of Germany’s dynamic capitalism, and of the social and political consequences it generated. It is true of the complex mesh of public and private virtues which were characteristic of German bourgeois society. It is true of a widespread sentiment like cultural despair, and of the crass materialism which unwittingly reinforced it. It is true, I believe – although not all will want to accept this – of the way in which these and other phenomena discussed above combined to produce Germany’s exceptionally radical form of fascism.
Finally, if there are indeed lessons to be learned from history – and if societies are actually capable of learning from such lessons – one would hope that a study of the “peculiarities” of the German experience might highlight the possibility that these factors are universal. It is certainly within the realm of the possible that another fascist regime could emerge in global politics that parallels the Third Reich, and a blind acceptance of a German Sonderweg could lull citizens of the world into a false sense of security. The geopolitics of the twenty-first century provide many examples of authoritarian regimes seeking rapid industrialization and in possession of a bourgeois class more concerned with individual fortunes than with egalitarian ideals, and perhaps history is capable of repeating itself.

Quick Note to a Lost Friend

I have a friend who went through some difficult times over the past few years. Last year he entered a drug rehab program, and I visited him several times during his in-patient stay.

Unfortunately, I have lost contact with him, and I am writing to let him know that he can call me any time. The last time I spoke with him he was still in recovery and attending post-treatment counseling, but he has since changed cell phone numbers.

Anyways, friend, give me a call.