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At some point everyone succumbs to the need to engage in wanton stupidity, and the Internet memes of locats and loldogs are a prime example of such buffoonery (the Schrodinger's Lolcat meme excepted). Thus, when lolpet mania strikes your fancy, I suggest the lolcat and loldog generator as an outlet for your creative idiocy.
An example of the possibilities is on the left, featuring the one and only Eddie Haskell - Puggle Extraordinaire - surrounded by clothing items he pilfered from my wife. Eddie, you see, likes to keep reminders of his Loving Mama with him when she goes to work. Occasionally he will curl up with one of my shoes or a pair of socks (always the washed ones), but I am alas a distant second place in terms of Favorite Humans.
He does not, however, exhibit a desire to learn more about cosmetics - Eddie is already naturally handsome.