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The newspapers came and made Jody a national hero
Walter and Eric said they'd put him on a network T.V. show
The White House said "Put the thing in the Blue Room"
The Vatican said "No, it belongs to Rome"
Jody said "It's mine but you can have it for seventeen million."
-- Creedence Clearwater Revival, "It Came Out Of The Sky"