(Montréal, QC) First a disclaimer: the Café Arsenik is a very real restaurant, and this is not PhotoShopped faux-tography. The Café Arsenik is attached to the Montréal Science Centre, and the food offerings are surprisingly tasty for a place with such a sinister-sounding name. Unfortunately the friendly-but-Francophile Québécois behind the counter only knew about 50 words of English, and my attempts to discern the name choice did not bear fruit.
Still, the Café Arsenik's name is also ripe for parody and satire, not to mention humorous captions. Feel free to offer suggestions in the Comments section of the demented uses for the name "Café Arsenik" that come to mind, though acne products reviews might be a rhetorical stretch.